// i’ve finally made the move to the new blog! this blog has officially been archived! after a few days (maybe a week) , i will softblock everyone on this blog to avoid any confusion. and this blog will exclusively be used as reference for headcanons and... well, it’ll be an archive!
// i’ve finally made the move to the new blog! this blog has officially been archived! after a few days (maybe a week) , i will softblock everyone on this blog to avoid any confusion. and this blog will exclusively be used as reference for headcanons and… well, it’ll be an archive!
// regarding whatever the fuck this is, i would like to make it abundantly clear that i am unbothered by any headcanons people have about colress’s sexuality, or about any pokémon character’s sexuality, for that matter, because none of them are canon. we can interpret these characters’ sexualities and genders however we want, because… we can. you can interpret colress as aroace; i don’t give a fuck. that’s your interpretation, your headcanon. interpret him however you want, but don’t police how i should be writing his sexuality, especially when it’s one that i myself heavily identify with. i would also like to make it clear i have nothing wrong with aroace people and i hope my response didn’t come off like i do, because i don’t. i just responded aggressively because i found that ask to be exceptionally annoying & irritating.
// ????? colress doesn’t have a canon sexuality. as far as i’m aware, no pokémon character does. colress can identify as any sexuality i want to interpret him as, and i’ve chosen to interpret him as a gay man. if that’s a problem for you, then feel free to unfollow me and interact with some other writer who supports that headcanon, but that’s… what possessed you to send this ask to me lmao
// i wanna talk s!nday but i don’t wanna post too much while im remaking so … i’ll leave it at colress is a whore (affectionate) . i am more than happy to go into detail in dms w ppl who write male muses smiles
// oh yea uh the reason i haven’t rlly been here despite getting thru my withdrawal is because i’m rebooting the blog . as in, i’m archiving this one and making a new one with the same url . i’m making a new carrd & stuff ; i’ll drop the link and archive this blog in due time, but until then,
all of my current threads are being put at a standstill until further notice. and all of my asks are being deleted. i apologize for the inconvenience. i’ll still be around on d!scord & shiz and i’ll still pop in here every now and then, but … well. i’ll see y’all on the new blog !
// heyyyy so the new blog technically exists … i mean there’s nothing there yet or anything but. if y’all wanna follow it ahead of time, it’s @aachromaa2 ! eventually it’ll have the same irl as this blog and this blog will be called aachromaa-a or smth, idk . but yea !
// oh yea uh the reason i haven’t rlly been here despite getting thru my withdrawal is because i’m rebooting the blog . as in, i’m archiving this one and making a new one with the same url . i’m making a new carrd & stuff ; i’ll drop the link and archive this blog in due time, but until then,
all of my current threads are being put at a standstill until further notice. and all of my asks are being deleted. i apologize for the inconvenience. i’ll still be around on d!scord & shiz and i’ll still pop in here every now and then, but … well. i’ll see y’all on the new blog !
// heyyyy so the new blog technically exists … i mean there’s nothing there yet or anything but. if y’all wanna follow it ahead of time, it’s @aachromaa2 ! eventually it’ll have the same irl as this blog and this blog will be called aachromaa-a or smth, idk . but yea !
// oh yea uh the reason i haven’t rlly been here despite getting thru my withdrawal is because i’m rebooting the blog . as in, i’m archiving this one and making a new one with the same url . i’m making a new carrd & stuff ; i’ll drop the link and archive this blog in due time, but until then,
all of my current threads are being put at a standstill until further notice. and all of my asks are being deleted. i apologize for the inconvenience. i’ll still be around on d!scord & shiz and i’ll still pop in here every now and then, but … well. i’ll see y’all on the new blog !
i cant fucking drive. i was hoping to learn how soon, but then my eyes started… uh, getting worse, and now i think it’s literally too unsafe for me to drive. so i don’t!
speaking of my eyes, i have keratoconus. it causes my corneas to be shaped like cones rather than spheres, and it’s causing my vision to become super blurry. i’m pretty sure i need surgery, but right now i just kinda. live with it .
i consider myself an extremely amateurish meteorologist. i love studying weather phenomena and talking about the weather, but i’m particularly fascinated by tornadoes. i’m not in college and i don’t plan to go, but if i did, i think meteorology would be something i’d want a degree in. i was hoping to be a storm chaser, but uh… yeah, i can’t drive lol
i fucking love dairy products. i like milk, cheese, yogurt, ice cream—basically any and all dairy products. as long as i think they taste good and they’re mostly made from milk, i’ll probably like it, unless i hate the texture. besides that, i’m a super picky eater.
❝ i do, ❞ and it’s made clear by the tone of the doctor’s voice that he was indeed getting GREAT PLEASURE out of seeing the EXCEPTIONAL EVERYMAN in such a state.
his poor body was shivering with AROUSAL & ANTICIPATION as he struggled for some sort of stimulation, pulling at the makeshift bondage keeping his hands tied behind his back (colress had been looking forward to the opportunity to tie poor larry up with that cutesy little cloud-covered tie he wore, and the opportunity to indulge in that fantasy had finally presented itself). the way his cowlicks stuck to his sweaty forehead and his normally slicked-back hair was now messy and unkempt… that haggard, weary look on his face made for such a PRETTY PICTURE, mixed with the BURNING AROUSAL coloring his pale face.
it was as sexy as it was pathetic.
the scientist licked his lips as he took his seat, square in the middle of larry’s lap, letting his loose-fitting lab coat slip off of his lithe body to reveal the tight-fitting black cashmere pencil skirt and matching tights he wore underneath it. he was topless; if larry was this HOT & BOTHERED this early on, then colress imagined he’d have a conniption if he had to jump through any more hoops—even if one of those hoops was just getting colress out of a shirt. though he was intentionally being DIFFICULT, he didn’t want to give his beloved salaryman too tough ’a time.
it was cute to see him struggle, though. very cute.
but the way aoki’s erection strained against his ass had him getting quite HOT & BOTHERED, too. it wasn’t often that colress found himself being this impatient while he was playing with his prey. there was something different about this exceptional everyman.
gloved hands move to gently caress aoki’s BEET RED face, and colress purred, ❝ and if you continue to BEHAVE, i might just let you tear these tights and take your prize. doesn’t that sound nice, aoki dearest? ❞
[ FRENCH KISS ] ― your muse kisses my muse with tongue. | NO LONGER ACCEPTING.
❝ mmmn—! ❞
whether the kiss was to silence him or for willow to further intensify the UNBRIDLED PASSION in the moment doesn’t matter.
if it was brought on by the former, then it was not a very good silencer. colress was not a very quiet lover; quite the opposite, in fact. even while they kissed, he was, perhaps, a bit too loud—but who could blame him? willow was RUINING HIM, having pinned the scientist down with his back to the grassy ground while he thrusted his cock in and out of his now gaping hole. colress had apparently pushed the good professor to a BREAKING POINT with his INCESSANT TEASING, to the point where willow thought it was necessary to fuck the hell out of him in the middle of an isolated kantonian forest.
not that colress regretted his decision. arceus knows he didn’t. in fact, he’d gotten exactly what he wanted! he just hadn’t been expecting professor willow to be into EXHIBITIONISM (even if the isolation of the forest took a bit of fun out of it). he’d been expecting this sort of behavior after they’d returned to willow’s camper, not here.
they’d probably scared off the pokémon they’d come to study some time ago, with all of the NOISE they’d been making, but their research was clearly no longer their priority. it wasn’t really colress’s priority to begin with, which was how this situation came about in the first place.
colress was a TERRIBLE TEASE, and he was not ashamed of that fact. he wasn’t ashamed of anything when it came to sex and his sexuality, as a matter of fact, and that led to him gleefully teasing the professor throughout the day, until he’d pushed willow too far. the professor has apparently had enough of the scientist’s incessant teasing; enough of colress backing his behind up against the professor when he stood in front of him, enough of colress tauntingly grinding against his pelvis, enough of the playful purple-nurples, enough of colress purposefully causing the two of them to be put into some particularly compromising positions… it was the ladder combined that had finally caused the dam to BURST.
and it was willow’s kiss that finally brought colress to orgasm. the cry that came with it was muffled by willow’s tongue entangling with his, and the spasm that wracked through his body was suppressed by the professor’s weight. his toes curled, and his legs tightened around willow’s waist, and when colress pulled away from his associate’s lips, he couldn’t help but moan willow’s name as he came down from CLOUD NINE.
aldrés is being helpful :) no ulterior motives here, no sir :)))
[ CLOTHES OFF ] ― your muse helps my muse undress. | VERY SELECTIVELY ACCEPTING.
oh, how thankful the good doctor was to have an assistant like aldrés. a machine man so INTELLIGENT, so AMICABLE… so HANDSOME.
so fucking sexy.
there is no resistance, no hesitation, no pushback. as much as colress wanted to tease his partner, he did no such thing—at least, not verbally. instead, he indulged aldrés and played their little game; after a particularly long day of conducting field research out in the upper levels of area zero, colress was filthy and weary, in need of a long shower and some rest and relaxation, and aldrés was HERE TO HELP.
colress let out a soft hum as the android stripped him of the achromatic wearable console… and removed his glasses… and began to strip him of the tight-fitting skintight bodysuit he wore beneath that bulky gray coat. gentle hands run up and down the doctor’s hips, and colress can’t help but whine in ANTICIPATION.
he had told aldrés some time ago that the AI had free rein to act however it saw fit. rather than reining its abilities in and ordering it around, colress thought that it would be better if aldrés did whatever he wanted. of course, keeping the protocol that protected area zero intact was important, but… besides that, colress simply wanted aldrés to BE HIMSELF. and if this was what embracing that philosophy entailed, then…
well, colress wouldn’t complain.
colress shimmied out of his bodysuit with the AI’s aid, taking his time stripping and seductively shaking his behind as it slipped past his hips, down his buttocks, and finally, finally, hit the floor with a light thud. the scientist carefully moved his lithe legs, lightly kicking the bodysuit away and moving towards the laboratory’s shower.
❝ thank you for your assistance, aldrés, ❞ the AI’s chosen name rolled off of colress’s tongue with a SALACIOUS lilt to it as he stepped into the shower.
as aldrés dutifully picked up the discarded clothing and neatly folded them to be tended to sometime later, when they were done here, colress started the shower and exhaled, long and low as he stepped in and as warm water began to soak his pale skin. he brushed his fingers through his blond hair, before throwing his head over his shoulder and batting his gorgeous golden eyes at his beloved.
🐝 * ― 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆. ( nsfw ! in honor of sinday, have another random assortment of sexual sentences and actions. sidenote, your muse = sender and my muse = receiver. add * to reverse the action. feel free to adjust to better fit your muses. )
❛ i can’t stop thinking about you. ❜
❛ i’m gonna make you scream my name. ❜
❛ you won’t be able to walk straight after i’m done with you. ❜
❛ you like it when i talk dirty to you, don’t you ? ❜
❛ i’m planning to turn you into a dripping mess. ❜
❛ you make me so horny i can’t think straight. ❜
❛ i’ve been thinking about bending you over that table and just having my way with you. ❜
❛ you’ve been a bad girl / boy, and deserve a punishment. ❜
❛ you’re gonna come for me later ? ❜
❛ i’ve been touching myself to the throught of what you’re gonna do to me. ❜
❛ you’re gonna be a good girl / boy ? ❜
❛ i want you to take control. ❜
❛ you didn’t think i’d just let you get away with all this teasing, right ? ❜
❛ if there weren’t so many people watching us, i’d already be on my knees in front of you. ❜
❛ i’ve got a suprise planned for you later. ❜
❛ tonight is gonna be all about you. ❜
❛ i’m wearing some nice new lingerie for you. ❜
❛ do you see how hard / wet you’ve already made me ? ❜
❛ your moans are music to my ears. ❜
❛ i don’t normally do this, but you bring out this craziness in me. ❜
[ PALM ] ― your muse palms my muse’s penis / breasts through their clothes.
[ NIBBLE ] ― your muse gently nibbles on my muse’s earlobe.
[ SEDUCTION ] ― my muse whispers dirty nothings into their ear.
[ FRENCH KISS ] ― your muse kisses my muse with tongue.
[ WATCH ] ― my muse starts to masturbate in front of your muse.
[ CLOTHES OFF ] ― your muse helps my muse undress.
[ WALL ] ― your muse pins my muse against the closest wall.
[ GRIND ] ― your muse teasingly grinds against my muse.
[ SEXTING ] ― my muse sends your muse a dirty text / picture.
[ VIBRATION ] ― your muse controls a sextoy my muse has inside of them.
[ MASSAGE ] ― my muse gives your my a sensual massage.
[ BLINDFOLD ] ― my muse makes your muse wear a blindfold.
[ FLASH ] ― my muse ‘accidentally’ flashes your muse.
[ SUCK ] ― your muse sucks on a banana / lollipop in front of my muse.
[ STRIP ] ― my muse gives your muse a strip tease.
[ DANCE ] ― my muse dances seductively for your muse.
[ TIES ] ― my muse ties your muse down on the bed.
[ SPANKING ] ― your muse spanks my muses’ ass.
[ PORN ] ― our muses watch a dirty movie together.
[ LAP ] ― my muse sits on your muses’ lap and teases them.
Ask literally anything of the muse on or off anon. Embarrass the muse all you want. Ask about their dirty secrets, who they would want to screw around with or they want to be screwed by. Go wild.
// oh by the way. the reason i’ve kinda not been posting these last few days is because i’m going thru a withdrawal because uh my prescriptions got fucked up and i didn’t realize i was withdrawing until yesterday (as in, dec 30, NOT 31) so. i’d like to apologize for that! normal activity will probably resume sometime this week. if you wanna get in touch w me and haven’t already (AND IF WE’RE MUTUALS!) i am willing to hand my discord out to ppl :)
i don’t think i’m completely out of the woods yet because i don’t know how quickly my body and mind will rebound from the withdrawal, but i should be getting back on track super soon! i hope i haven’t worried anyone too much. thank you all for your well wishes, your patience, and your understanding!