“ Better a GOOD JOURNALIST than a POOR ASSASSIN. ”
indie - selective - crossover friendly
canon divergent priv. klaus albatross / clive dove written by hellvire / jade
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Stranger Things

JVL

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Love Begins
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
i don't do bad sauce passes

@theartofmadeline
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YOU ARE THE REASON

Origami Around
Claire Keane

ellievsbear

roma★
sheepfilms
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Peter Solarz

blake kathryn
trying on a metaphor
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“ Better a GOOD JOURNALIST than a POOR ASSASSIN. ”
indie - selective - crossover friendly
canon divergent priv. klaus albatross / clive dove written by hellvire / jade
[ about ] // [ rules ]
also - sorry if i’m really sparse or out of spoons quickly! my anemic ass doesn’t take well to the cold, but i do have a sheezy.art up and running... it’s where i’ll post once it gets warm enough in my house!
imagining how clive has workplace beef with two whole ass journalists who rag on his work and think it’s the worst. then, clive reads their articles and is, like, “you fuckers can’t write anything great in the newspaper, aunt martha’s testimony isn’t going to cut it all the time!”
he eats lunch elsewhere because hed be giving stink eye all the time. and these guys are older than him, so he often asks emmy to hang out with him after work so that he can vent and air out his mind so that he doesn’t get heated.
“Super fuckin’ MARIO!”
interminal:
Beans aren’t vegetables.
“Yes? They? Are? Legumes count as vegetables, don’t they?”
“There are people who think vegetables aren’t real. What the fuck happened.”
bloodstainedsails replied: Eatable
for potato stew........!
lalafell clive . . .
Send me “Boss Battle”, and I’ll post the music that plays when your muse fights mine as a boss.
Alternatively, send me “Reverse Boss battle”, and I’ll post the music that plays when my muse fights yours as a boss.
your vibes, please
“MOIST?”
“When will that editor return her feedback on my article.”
i sure hope the fame doesn’t go to his head
“The news is rife with deception. The wolf statue is rife with primordial lust. It must go.”
💕👻🎨
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[ 💕 ] does your muse believe in true love? do they believe in love at all?
love is a touchy subject to klaus - he doesn't believe in true love, but thinks love is an important part of humanity. issue is, he doesn't see himself falling into a romantic relationship. so, klaus doesn't think about it, though, any natural crushes developed by him gives him some conflicting opinions. he tries to ignore romance, but klaus' envious - to a degree - of love itself. not the emotion, but the concept. imagine being universal, yet so flexible...
[ 👻 ] if your muse were a fantasy creature, what kind would they be? why?
a binbōgami - categorized as a yokai, but is actually a god of poverty and famine.
[ 🎨 ] is your muse artistic? do they want to be?
klaus isn't the greatest artist in terms of using paints - but, he enjoys doing semi-realistic portrait sketches - fabled enough by those who gain one, as they're legendary in how he's able to capture a person's true warmth. and there's his collages, which are highly creative and some of these are counted as vent pieces to channel his negative emotions into something else less harmful.
there are many reasons why he hadn't made a plan to create a 'future london.'
klaus is prone to having pigeons come over to his apartment window every time and when he’s outside - whether he’s shopping, fighting ruffians, or attempting to get to work - there’s an entire flock of pigeons waiting for him. outside. and they follow him on foot in a straight line.
he’s named three of them, who are distinguished pigeons that visit often, but the others are given nicknames that switch often. because he can’t figure out which pigeon is who.
his co-workers think the Pigeon Hoard is annoying for waiting outside the door, but klaus doesn’t mind their presence at all (as long as they’re not stealing his dinner). sometimes, it does become a little bit too much if they happened to waltz right in, but he feeds them and the birds look out for him.
I had this half drawn since MONTHS so I’m having my Clive Dove comfort art done today