Brooklyn Nine-Nine — Season 1 {Sentence Starters}
“This is so good I hate it!“
“You can’t handle the me!“
“And now I’m inside your head.“
“This whole place reeks of bacon.“
“Do you see me as a father figure?”
“Oh, I thought you were listing things.“
“Because no-one… will ever believe you.“
“Gah, I should’ve guessed that. He’s good!”
“All right, there’s the robot I fell in love with.“
“I’m sorry. I’m uncomfortable with emotions.“
“It’s got everything I like. Gratuitous violence…“
“And this won’t interfere with you doing your job?“
“Fine, abandon me! I don’t want you here anyway.”
“And the best part is, none of you could catch me.“
“So cancel your plans. We’re here until this is over.“
“Wow, looks like he hates you even more than me.“
“Be more articulate when you speak to the children.”
“I gotta be honest, I’m pretty disappointed right now.“
“I’m gonna shake it outta your pockets. Turn around.“
“Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together. Now.“
“I’m considering it. I’m interested. I agree to participate.“
“God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.“
“We have a good relationship. We’re on the same page.“
“Oh, come on, you guys! That happened four years ago!“
“Only question is… how do you hurt your arm by smiling?”
“I know you got a secret stash of food hidden somewhere.“
“Mm, it was kind of a last-minute invite. Just stirring the pot.”
“The next time I see you I’d like you to be wearing a necktie.“
“Hello, good sir, I would like your finest bottle of wine, please.“
“Yeah, but that caveman kind of had it coming, don’t you think?“
“All right, I see what you’re trying to do, but it’s not gonna work.“
“Testament to what can be achieved when you dress appropriately.“
“How did you manage to step on both of my feet at the same time?”
“Forget your ex, have meaningless sex. It rhymes because it’s true.“
“I kinda wish something could happen, between us, romantic styles.“
“Oh, no, not at all. My speech did not inspire them. So I bribed them.“
“That’s exactly how you lose in chess. Have you ever played the game?”
“I know you’re manipulating me… but I love it, and I will tell you anything.“
“Look, I’m really sorry that we ruined your party. I’d love to make it up to you.“
“I swear, these perps are so stupid. I’d make a better criminal than any of ‘em.“
“No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure, 'cause you’re always bothering me!“
“No, that’s not an older woman; that’s an old woman! That’s someone’s grandma!“
“And when this is over, I’m gonna find you, and I’m gonna break those little fingers.“
“I’m fairly certain you would be caught. No, scratch that. I’m 100% sure you’d be caught.“
“So you dragged us over here, pretended to talk, and then snuck out the basement. Am I right?“
“All right, I’ll just act like you… Say something so I can get the cadence of your voice down.“
“I don’t know why you wanna spend the entire weekend at work, but I’m going home to my family.“
“Now don’t let me interrupt, you were describing what kind of person I’m going to be. I’d like you to finish.“
“I appealed to their sense of teamwork and camaraderie with a rousing speech that would put Shakespeare to shame.”
“I don’t know what’s gonna happen on this assignment, and if something bad goes down, I think I’d be pissed at myself if I didn’t say this.”
