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Cosimo Galluzzi
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almost home
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Xuebing Du
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@rdpctals
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noji says nice things // accepting
screech, ok now we’ll talk abt @fk400 / @troublesought bc i cant NOT,,,,
tbh lee was one of the first people that i interacted with when i first joined the tumblr rpc, and we’re still mutuals even tho it’s been like two years at this point for which im So Darn Flattered bc honestly, look at her writing. now look at her tiny beautiful daughters. if u thought perfection didnt exist before im glad i managed to change ur mind. we havent spoken a lot ooc bc i’m TERRIBLE at communicating with fellow humans but lee loves her daughters so much and has put so much work into them that’s it’s honestly so inspiring, the content on her blogs ranges from heartbreaking angst to the silliest of shenanigans and i LOVE seeing it all on my dash. in conclusion y’all should follow lee bc trust me, u need these kids in ur life. ur welcome.
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ok im gonna have to @the-merciful-angel bc it’s only fair that i get back at him for being so inexplicably and horribly nice to me >:((
first of all 7th is a wonderfully amusing individual, we don’t talk too much because i’m absolutely, ridiculously Horrible at responding to ims + just messaging friends in general but all the little conversations we’ve had have always been light-hearted and fun. (most) of our threads are honestly just about the same too! i love shoving my kids @ his muses interacting w him bc he’s put a lot of thought into his characters and it makes even the simplest threads enjoyable. overall he’s a super nice dude, bless ur soul 7th <3
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ok we’re gonna talk abt @revivescere-flore now bc how can i even mention my girls without bringing up the tiny lick monster,,,,
honestly lily and ib haven’t gotten the chance to interact all that much but nell ooH BOY nell, she adores ur smol so much, loves her frien and future wife, i adore it whenever they get to show their love and appreciation for each other in our threads bc its SO DARN CUTE and also when we talk abt their relationship ooc, god bless these kids, i love them. also, the mun himself is a sweetheart -- again, we don’t talk too much bc we’re both busy + i’m an asocial bun practically 80% of the time, but i can tell he’s neat and his writing just keeps improving! thank u for blessing my dash with ur blog, snugs u lots <3
for every ‘@’ sent (anon or not) I WILL mention and post some positivity about a fellow tumblr user
for every ‘@’ sent (anon or not) I WILL mention and post some positivity about a fellow tumblr user
Drew over some pics I took in Helsinki Museum
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hello yes im still working on updating the theme but like/reply for a one-liner!
Ib, why do you think Garry keeps lemon candy in his pockets?
‘ because always having candy on you makes you feel secure! or, ahm... that’s what it’s like for me, at least. maybe garry just likes lemon candy. ’
hands over a strawberry-flavored piece of candy.
snatches it right out of his hands in the blink of an eye. wraps small arms around his waist in a hasty thank-you hug.
( mom’s boss? )
She had been just going through a report when a young girl had well…distracted her slightly. Making her glance up and look over her as well. It seems both were studying the other right now. For widely different reasons. Normally she’d explain that she was a bit too busy to answer questions but right now…there wasn’t a lot on her hand, compared to usual that is.
“I’m the head of surgery here, making sure everyone knows what to do and well performing surgery…” She paused for a second “I assume you’re not here as a patient, is your parents working here?” She only assumed so because…this was not were children were supposed to be taken care of. That and she saw no parent in the immediate vicinity.
the girl cocked her head to the side, brows raised. the answer received prompted her to lean in, now evidently more interested in the woman’s appearance than she had been a second ago. the briefly examined the papers in her hands as well, as if hoping to sneak a peak at the contents.
at the question, her head dipped into a quick nod, and ib tucked a loose curl of hair behind her ear before answering : ‘ my mom -- she’s with a patient, ’ came a brief explanation followed by an absent-minded wave of her hand, before the girl quickly jumped onto her own question, curiosity reflected in her eyes. ‘ are you my mom’s boss? she’s a surgeon -- do you know emi canas? ’
( ava )
A giggle escapes her at the other’s question, and the Vengess shrugs before answering. “Quite a few of ‘em. It’s really the only way I can make the system jumps in peace… Plus, usually it’s quiet. Mostly homebodies and students I think.” Her gaze shifts about even as she says it, as if she’s sizing up the rest of the passengers.
Returning her attention to Ib, a quiet gasp escapes her. “Oh! Right, sorry, ‘m Ava. It’s nice to meet you, Ib.” Pausing and retracting her hand, the teenager taps on the side of her chin. Partly due to her own lack of planning, considering this was farther than she had expected the conversation to go.
“So… Uh, you’re not from around here I gather? Usually only people who haven’t gotten the full galactic experience make that face.” Though she had promised herself not to show the full extent of her alien-ness, the grin that she bears is fully toothy.
“I used to do the same, like I said, but, well, these shuttles are quiet. Now, if you’d been on one of the huge ones, I’d be right there with you…”
ib shifted in her seat, taking in the newcomer’s appearance as she spoke. she found the nervousness melted to the back of her mind the more she focused on the teenager beside her, so the child decided not to divert her gaze.
as the teenager goes on, ib finds herself biting her lower lip -- no wonder she seems so calm about this, she’s done it so many times before. the subtle need to inch closer to the stranger nudges her, ever-so-silently, but ib suppresses it, aware of the fact that the other might not appreciate closure. still, her shoulders seem to relax when she receives a name -- ava. it’s a pretty name, she decides.
at the question, ib’s chin dips into a little nod. a shiver crawls up her spine at the mental image of these gigantic pieces of junk being even bigger. ‘ i’m not... haven’t been on one of these before, ’ she responds. one glance at ava’s rows of sharp teeth makes her wonder just what she means with the term ‘around here’. ‘ we don’t get the chance to... ahm, board these often, back home. ’
with that quick and quite unhelpful explanation, the girl’s gaze bores into ava again, wonder reflected within the red hues. those horns are real, aren’t they? ‘ why do you travel so much? is it for work, or something? ’
SENTENCE STARTERS | SHIT MY 100 YEAR OLD GREAT GRANDPA HAS SAID
for context : my great-grandfather turned 100 a couple of weeks ago , and he’s very happy about reaching triple figures ! since he’s so modern and knows what tumblr is , he wanted me to make a collection of his most quotable moments ! most of these were said whilst watching tv shows like masterchef or project runway ( esp. project runway, he used to be a tailor ! ) or playing ps3 games ( one of his new fave pastimes )
❝ You like mixing knits? So do the people at the retirement home up the road. ❞ ❝ Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s not blood orange, it’s red, fuck you! ❞ ❝ Darling, you can write a porno if you want to, as long as it’s better than Fifty Shades. ❞ ❝ If you can’t be a professional, at least you can try to dress like one. ❞ ❝ Since getting older, I’ve adopted a new “fuck you I’m fabulous” attitude. ❞ ❝ A glass of red wine a day keeps the grim reaper away! ❞ ❝ Oh my gosh! Did you shit on the food, or is that your idea of a sauce? ❞ ❝ That outfit looks fabulous, if you want to look like your waist fell. ❞ ❝ I’m very satisfied mustard has come back into fashion in 2018. Good choice world! ❞ ❝ If I was many years younger, I’d romance you. ❞ ❝ People think I’m insulted when they call me Sir, but I’m flattered. I never got knighted! ❞ ❝ Nobody has worn something that hideous since 1918. I should know, that’s when I was born. ❞ ❝ There are so many beautiful things in this world to get insurance on. ❞ ❝ When it comes to work, I’m a bit of a control freak…but who isn’t? ❞ ❝ What’s a man gotta do to get a glass of wine around here!? ❞ ❝ I’m this old and I can still take myself to the toilet. Life success! ❞ ❝ ____ is panflexible and nobody can tell me otherwise. ❞ ( ** HE MEANT PANSEXUAL LMAO ) ❝ I’m so cool, I use text speak. LOL: lights on loser. FML: find my leggings.❞ ❝ …There is only so much tackiness one human body can endure. ❞ ❝ I’m all for full body prints, but not when they make you look like you escaped the zoo. ❞ ❝ I saw a curvy model in the street the other day and now I wish I was 80 years younger. ❞ ❝ What’s with this cutout trend? Were you hungry and just ate your clothes? ❞ ❝ I survived a world war, yet I can never survive the grocery store. ❞ ❝ Chartreuse is a crime against fashion. If you ever wear it, I’ll pray for your descendants. ❞ ❝ There’s a reason nobody wears shoulder pads anymore. Just saying. ❞ ❝ Are you wearing silk chiffon? HELLO 2005!!!! ❞ ❝ If I want to eat a full tub of ice cream, I’ll eat a full tub of ice cream. Don’t judge me. ❞ ❝ An advantage of getting older: I can walk outside in pyjamas and not get judged. ❞ ❝ Wow. Blindness. What a plot twist that was. ❞ ❝ Why is it a thing that all mages just have to be sexy!? ❞ ❝ When it comes to weaponry, too big is never a bad thing. ❞ ❝ Everyone seems to be dropping like flies…It’s a little bit mad. ❞ ❝ I maxed out my two-handed weaponry skill. I am a man to be feared! ❞ ❝ You have about as much emotion as a tree trunk. In fact, that’s an insult to the tree trunk. ❞ ❝ “Let’s play with magic we don’t understand, it’ll make us incredibly powerful!” Dumbo! ❞ ❝ Oh look, it’s the president of Dorktopolis, capital of the Nerd Empire! ❞ ❝ In the wise words of my late father: “Fuck you, I was here first!” ❞ ❝ Don’t you have something better to do than trying to destroy the world? Take up baking, or knitting. Maybe poetry? ❞ ❝ Leather is the unsung hero of fashion. If I could live in leather, I would. ❞ ❝ Frozen pizza is the greatest invention our great planet has ever produced. ❞ ❝ Quinoa looks like tiny little bird poops. I’d rather eat my own shoe than eat that. ❞ ❝ Does my butt look big in this? ❞ ❝ HOW HAVE YOU ESCAPED MY CLUTCHES!? ❞ ❝ Of course I believe in evolution. How else would Bulbasaur become Venusaur!? DUH! ❞ ❝ What do you call someone who can’t move very fast? You! Hah! ❞ ❝ I just killed a dragon…I’M A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN! ❞ ❝ Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I sold your weapon, so don’t kill me baby! ❞ ❝ There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force. ❞ ❝ Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training. I should know! ❞ ❝ You can overcome any adversary simply by having a tragic backstory. ❞ ❝ I let Beyonce dictate my life. If she would do something, then damn, I’m gonna do it too. ❞ ❝ Oh. My. God. It’s a motherfucking walk off. ❞ ❝ I would hang out with you Janice, but unfortunately, I’m a father. Duty calls. ❞ ❝ You know who doesn’t like me? People who suck. That’s right. ❞
☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:* 50 four-word sentence starters
three-word prompts five-word prompts
☆ - please feel free to edit pronouns and edit if required.
“ I love you so. “ “ I miss you so. “ “ Just go for it! “ “ Just do your best! “ “ All is not lost. “ “ I am not afraid. “ “ We need to talk. “ “ You are my ally. “ “ You are my enemy. “ “ Did you miss me? “ “ Did you have fun? “ “ Dreams can come true. “ “ What did you say? “ “ Let your hair down. “ “ My lips are sealed. “ “ Please, I need you. “ “ Good luck to you! “ “ What is that thing? “ “ Never, ever give up. “ “ What are you doing? “ “ I never loved you. “ “ Eternally, I thank you. “ “ Weave your own destiny. “ “ Bring home that bacon! “ “ Tomorrow is another day. “ “ Please, leave me alone. “ “ I need some time. “ “ It is too late. “ “ You let this happen. “ “ Create your own sunshine. “ “ Reach for the stars. “ “ The stars are beautiful. “ “ What’s done is done. “ “ This too shall pass. “ “ I owe you one. “ “ Are you sleepy yet? “ “ Will you marry me? “ “ You are the culprit! “ “ Live and let live. “ “ Are you really alright? “ “ Something’s happening to me.” “ Who are you, really? “ “ Do I know you? “ “ The pleasure is mine. “ “ I am really sorry. “ “ Don’t think. Just do. “ “ You have to listen. “ “ Did you hear that? “ “ All hope is lost. “ “ Can we do this? “
Original art: イヴがメアリーを救いたい話 by 転とかいてくるりとよむ
Ending: “Memories of a Red Rose”
Translation:wanderlasts @ tumblr
Cleaning and typesetting:kumagawa
please don’t vandalize/put any words in here thank you