Pinot Grigio Girl

Katherine |20 | Women and Gender Studies | Love to laugh | Ask is open

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[joemazzhello]

[buffysummers]

the banning of “female presenting nipples” and nsfw did absolutely nothing. just as many porn bots are here, if not more. they still spam follow you/target your blog and comment with links/etc on your posts. the only thing this ban has done is delete beautiful gifsets/edits/graphics that so many people worked really hard on. yikes

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[imprettyodd]

[tallish-hobbit]

[grumpy-soul]

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen

[bibleforboys]

this is a lot

[cloudfreed]

that baby/young elephant is so cute I love animals

[alwaysabeautifullife]

[trans-shepard]

Don’t ignore the baby.

[imonlyadumpling]

Elephants are so precious ✨

[owlinadayswork]

I love him

[2000ish]

[thebootydiaries]

Please don’t appropriate “I love bad boys” culture if you don’t have a crush on prince zuko, it’s really insensitive and we’re already experiencing enough intolerance and oppression as it is

[kuttithevangu]

If the ocean ever disappears DONT GO LOOKING FOR IT… go in the other direction

[purified-zone]

i know this sounds like a shitpost but isn’t this like, real advice regarding tsunamis

[kuttithevangu]

Yes this was about hurricane Irma it is not a shitpost

[eff-word]

This is actually really good advice so let me elaborate a bit: if you notice the tide is retreating very quickly at a very odd time of day, get as far away from water and as high up as you can. I live along the ocean and a long time ago we had a small tsunami and a relative of mine tells me how her father saw the tides retreating so he just picked her up and just ran, which probably saved their lives.

So yeah DONT LOOK FOR THE MISSING OCEAN just run away

[stuffandsundry]

ocean not lost, ocean is actually winding up to kick you very hard in the nuts.

[jigglypuffsvevo]

my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

[funnypicsdept]

[pervocracy]

Moving tip: the first thing you should bring into the new house is a roll of toilet paper.  The second thing is drinking glasses or water bottles.  The third thing is curtains or blinds.  Then everything else.

[shlevy]

Nope, router first. Otherwise agreed.

[pervocracy]

Router last.  Otherwise this happens:

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I’m on my 11th house in 23 years and here’s what should be in your “first” box:

Toilet roll,

Kettle,

Tea/coffee,

Mugs (enough for the number of people helping you to move),

A bottle opener (wine or beer at your discretion)

Disposable plates and cutlery (because the last thing you want to do once you’ve unpacked is wash up)

This was the system perfected by my parents who’ve lived in about 40 houses between them.

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

ADDITION:

When you get to your new place send someone out for milk for the teas and coffees also maybe biscuits.

Order takeaway your first night. I’m told in America the traditional moving dinner is pizza. We’ve always had a Chinese.

[ledger-heath]

#mood

[glitchlight]

god did a good job when she made cat foreheads perfect for putting little kisses on

[evepolastrl]

#my last two brain cells trying to solve a problem

[fruitsoftheape100]

How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step

[riddlesdiary]