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feralkobold

WAKEY WAKEY!! GOOD MORNING!!🩷🩷✨️💃🏻

#fuck yes fuck yes fuck yes #ive done exactly this but more cause i get spooked doing building inspections

princess-cocoa

https://twitter.com/giganticbuddha/status/1788298536661999875

prokopetz

Yeah, it's kind of funny that a lot of companies are now re-hiring junior programmers to save on LLM credits, but it's not surprising. From a pure line-goes-up perspective, working people to death is almost always better than automation. That isn't an indictment of LLMs in particular – it's just how this shit works.

prokopetz

Like, yeah, joke about the "self-driving car" service that turned out to be employing remote drivers in the Philippines if you want, but it's not only a tech grift; the fact of the matter is that even if the technology was there, making that guy in the Philippines pull sixteen-hour shifts with no bathroom breaks until he dies of a bladder infection is almost certainly cheaper than "real" AI would be, and that's the actual reason they do it. They wouldn't deliver on their promises even if they could.

#it will always be cheaper to keep a worker afraid and exploited than it is to use a robot or automation #you know what AI shills never talk about either? robotics is a mature field and has been for decades.#a useful robot is a swing arm that moves back and forth for a decade. there's no need to make humanoid robots to do the same tasks #the sum of industry has been exceptionally good at breaking down complex processes to simple repeatable tasks #but some problems are just irreducibly complex and need a human touch

daddyfuckedme

userfish

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

userfish

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

jadeharleyinc

pillow princess implies the existence of pillow peasant

cybervalkyrie

The pillow princess was executed by a peasant revolt during the great pillow famine of 1389.

teratocrat

smothered to death

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

sanjipussyindulgence

manuciruja

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

manuciruja

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

smadsel

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

smadsel

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

manuciruja

hey staff what the fuck

villainessbian

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

shrodingers-catgirl

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

contemptible-scoundrel

my cursed sword doesn't even tell me to kill people anymore it keeps begging me to put on a skirt and tights

contemptible-scoundrel

I already know I'm a girl dickhead I just like wearing pants

enameledcoppergirl

You want to be a fire-sprite lizard.

You will dress in tail-wary skirts and adorn your horns with ruby bands. You will study as nobility in the Court of the Burning Throne. You will rise each morning before the sun with your brood-sisters and pay your respects to the Light that Graces Our Lands. You will eat lizard-egg galettes and drink frostberry vodka every day that's worth 3 sols. You will go to serpentgirl soirées every night. You are also more likely to meet mountain-wyrms, the Talons of Prejudice, crystal wyverns, and Lady Resolution of Mind.

You wish you were a fire-sprite lizard.

goth-queen

I made a battle axe out of monster cans

xxxdragonfucker69xxx

#i am not immune to 'girl with axe larger than she is'#[presses finger to ear] I'm getting word that that phrase is not meant to mean 'am physically vulnerable to'#well what the hell is it meant to mean if not 'take full damage from during combat'

despazito

Awesome

trans-girl-nausicaa

new bit, it’s called “the wrong twin died.” any time you’re talking about an alive person who you dont like, say something like “yeah he sucks. the wrong twin died.” make up a fake story about how the person used to have a twin but the twin died tragically and they were probably nicer than the one who survived.

yourcourtmage

Because of Elvis?

trans-girl-nausicaa

Well I learned something new about Elvis today.

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY