debbie-baker:
Lactose-free, and if they don’t have any, then almond, please and thank you!
Okay, I’ll be back. [hobbles in and buys her coffee and his, doctoring his up a bit with his flask] Okay, here we go.
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@readingisfuniwithmatthew
debbie-baker:
Lactose-free, and if they don’t have any, then almond, please and thank you!
Okay, I’ll be back. [hobbles in and buys her coffee and his, doctoring his up a bit with his flask] Okay, here we go.
readingisfuniwithmatthew:
Unless they think you’re Ted Bundy.
Yeah there’s that too. At that point I would have called someone.
Get in.
readingisfuniwithmatthew:
…What do you want?
Flat white with a double shot of espresso, please and thank you. And if you can throw in a banana muffin in there, I would love you for the rest of my life– th-throw petals at your feet where you walk.
So milk?
jeremymorgann:
No I know that but it would take time for someone to get here but waving down someone won’t take that long.
Unless they think you’re Ted Bundy.
nicolapeters:
*nods* Yeah. Isn’t it a little early for that extra boost in your coffee?
Gotta be noon somewhere, right?
debbie-baker:
Yes! [Debbie digs through her pocket and pulls out a $10 dollar bill] That should be more than enough. And buy yourself something pretty. [she laughed, giving him a playful nudge] I’m kidding. Do buy yourself something with- with my money, I mean it, but I was kidding about the– you know what I meant.
...What do you want?
debbie-baker:
[Debbie glanced down at her legs, for some reason, and then back up at him] No! My legs are fine. It’s my dignity that won’t let me go in there. [she frowned] I did something embarrassing and I can never show my face in there again, ever, but I desperately need coffee.
[sighs] You got money?
jeremymorgann:
No but I figured someone would pass by faster than I could call and have someone meet me here.
Dude, it takes like five seconds to make a call.
*standing on the side of the road, with his car hood open, trying to wave down the next car passing by*
[puls over to the side of the road] You forget your phone or something?
*drinking coffee and reading through a magazine in the park when someone come up next to her* This seat is empty if you want it.
[gazes over at her and sits down] Thanks. [he pulls a flask out of his jacket pocket and pours it in his coffee cup] Ncola, right?
I can’t go in there. [Debbie stood outside the coffee shop looking at it longingly and then knitted her brows together in worry as she thought about what the rest of her day would look like if she didn’t get her much needed coffee fix: chaos, death, destruction, pain. ‘Why don’t you make the coffee yourself? At home? In the coffee machine that’s been there since the turn of the century?’ All questions she considered when she got out of bed that morning with a total of 2 hours and 5 minutes of sleep, but in her 24 years of life, she had not been able to successfully use it ONCE, and she didn’t have a lot of hope that today would be the glorious day she would figure it out. It was simply too damn complicated. Plus, why make the coffee yourself knowing there’s a 90-10 chance it will be disgusting when this coffee shop already has it down to a science?] Could you? Please? For me? [she asked your character, giving them a hopeful glance as she held her own coffee mug in her hands]
[still clearly very hungover from the night before] Why? Are your legs broken?
readingisfuniwithmatthew:
I’m not bleeding or anything. [laughs] Shot?
That makes one of us! *holds up his pinky, displaying the Band-Aid wrapped around it, before he tilts his head, considering* I haven’t done one in ages.
Oh ouch, those little boo boos really are the worse.
So … I need your input. Is a quarter-life crisis a thing, and how would I know if I’m having one?
I mean...what have you done so far?
readingisfuniwithmatthew:
I’ll survive, would you like a drink?
I hope so! And oh, no, I’m okay, but thank you. *turns, just enough to gesture across the bar, at a booth by the wall with a bouquet of flowers sat in the middle of its occupants* I was only meant to be making a delivery, but, um, then I thought I’d see if they did food here. *crinkles her nose, shaking her head at herself* I think I lost track of time today.
They have pretty good fries, and burgers I hear.
readingisfuniwithmatthew:
[sitting at the bar, sipping a beer] Nothing like the Winter weepies to make you feel completely dead inside.
Rough week, hey? Are you okay?
I’m not bleeding or anything. [laughs] Shot?
Alex was running so far up ahead, ignoring her brother’s calls for her to come back and giggling while she did. She was so caught up in disobeying her brother that she didn’t notice running into someone’s legs head first, sending both the person and Alex tumbling to the floor.
“Alex!” River ran over to the scene, helping her up quickly. “Are you deaf? I told you to stop running!” He scolded her before he looked to your character. “Are you okay? I’m really sorry.” He said, before helping them up.
[takes a bit of a tumble, but is used to it because he already walks with a cane. A stack of the books he’s shelving fall to the ground. He rubs the bridge of his nose because he’s already hung over but forces a smile] I hate to be a cliche but don’t run and stop shouting the library.
readingisfuniwithmatthew:
I stayed in and dressed my dogs up and handed out candy.
That is adorable! Do you have pictures? [laughs] I didn’t even have time to buy costumes for my cats. I did hand out candy, though, to the three kids that live at my apartment complex.
I love seeing their itty bitty costumes.