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you know when you’re at the dentist/orthodontist and they give you that AirTube that just gets rid of all your spit and makes you feel like you met a wind god and deepthroated his tornado dick
hey iris?
hey, how are you?
i was good until i read this post, thanks
me internally: I’m not going to discourse. I’m not going to. I’m upset but i’m not gonna say anything about it. It’s gonna start a whole thing and i’m not gonna do it. I’ll just stay quiet and disagree with people in my own head and leave it alone. It’s gonna be fine
me externally: I just think it’s funny that
listen beyblade was so Iconic for like, , , eleven year old me it was 100% over the top with cheesy themes and character tropes and every single one of the character designs was patently ridiculous and the plot was like,,,,,,, the most Typical Anime Plot Ever but i super want to rewatch it now
a weapon to surpass metal gear
are u a friends to lovers or enemies to lovers shipper? are you a slow burn or a fast paced shipper? are u a THEY-CAN-ONLY-BE-WITH-EACH-OTHER or a SHIP-THEM-WITH-ALL-THE-PEOPLE shipper?
JUDAISM: or as i like to call it
The Jiscourse
The Skywalker Men
I’m Fucking dying. The music in the background is what makes it.
oh my fucking god
LOL
Good god. Lol
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever watched.
Keeping Up With The Skywalkers
Those Space Jesus genes really do a number in you if you’ve got the X chromosomes.
How about I seduce the goblin with my shaved 6-pack
-A werewolf named Chad
how… what is… did you just have this art lying around?? was it in a box labeled In Case Of Goblin Seduction 6-Pack Joke Break Glass? apparently this is a Magic card and I have a lot of questions for Magic: The Gathering right now
artists either wear ugly ass comfort clothes or The Most Extra Shit i’ve never met an artist who just wears jeans and a nice shirt i’m convinced they don’t exist
If you see an artist with jeans and a nice shirt (often flannel) it’s almost always an animator
if there’s an after life i’ll be suicidal there too
A cleric who is the Team Mom and only heals by kissing you on the forehead and buffs you by licking her thumb and rubbing away some schmutz on your face
someone’s like “you know that’s not actually required for your job” and she’s like “shhhhh my beautiful child, my healing my rules, I made you a potion, it’s chicken noodle mana”
Their holy sigil is a macaroni necklace you made in second grade. You didn’t know them in second grade. You’re not sure how they got that macaroni necklace. You ask them about it, and they just slip you a twenty and tell you to get whatever you want at the food court. “What is a food court?” you cry, but it doesn’t matter because they summoned a hero’s feast and everything tastes wonderful, and at some point you crawl into their lap to cry about something you thought you were adult enough to handle.
“This is you handling it,” they say. “You’re never too big to ask your mom for help.”
“You’re literally not my mother,” you sob.
“But metaphorically,” they say, and you’re like truuuuuuuuuu and sob a little more before they tuck you into a bedroll because you’ve got a big day tomorrow stopping an assassination at a royal palace
Yall seein this shit ://
we all just wanna be pretty gay boys in english boarding schools
every so often i think about that one godkin blog that just had in their about like ‘i’ll call you whatever i see fit’ and the entire thing was one giant power move tbh
pst like this post and ill draw one of ur fuckin.... kintypes/ocs/anything i wanna do some Lowkey art