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Finally updated my profile. If anyone asks, it always looked like this.

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Bro what do you think about my new pig? He's cute right?

I can't make sense of those random shapes and colors you put on it.

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the michael romance frankie aero in the bong thing was a my chemical romance meme btw

Whatever. Also, 10 days ago!? I really should step up my work on these asks. Sorry, guys.

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On a scale of 1-10, how much do you actually hate Gumball?

5... I dislike him but I don't want to see him dead, not anymore.

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do you agree that Elmore is the entire neuro-divergent spectrum AND rather queer-coded?

Yes, next question.

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I don't doubt it; I'm sure that where you used to live, your refrigerator was like that

All this because I bought ONE watermelon ONE time.

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Do you know if Mr Small is high or just like that?

Oh, he's 100% high.

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Hey Rob, do you have a crush on anyone?

No... after Gumballoopseggwobbleunderpants I'm never indulging in a crush again...

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Can i get a hug im a really nice asker✌

But you're anonymous, you could be anyone. I don't know that you're nice.

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How would you react if, somehow, Gumball got hurt?

It's not possible for anyone to get hurt in a way that really matters or lasts. But, ignoring that and saying that it does happen... I would try my best to help him. While still making it clear that he sucks and I don't like him.

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Can you draw Gumball as best as you can from memory?

I didn't make his head big enough, but can you blame me? It's just unnatural to draw something that disproportionately huge.

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sending your boss to give you a hug, i somehow found his number, expect a big hug next time he visits

Wait, he's not gonna believe me when I say I DIDN'T give out his personal number! Ugh...

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I have this image of you...

Why did you show up there????? 👀

I just wanted to sneak into the school and be included in a song for once, that's all.

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I found this image on pijterest and couldn't help but wonder, where does your brain go?? Or is it just really small

Hm... I think, in school, I've heard something about a cyclopes' eye being half an eye, like the back of it is reduced to make more room for the brain. Or is it that the brain is dome-shaped to fit around the eye? I don't remember which one, honestly, it was so long ago.

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u still a chud bro

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pls tell ur boss to take me back i miss him n im sorry for dumping him slash crying sadly 😿😿😿

He says he's going to take a while to forgive you but he's willing to try again. I'm being sarcastic, of course. You never dated my boss.

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can i sell this guy i married for liek 5 bucks

u can ask him anything bc he knows everything n he can like spawn anything out of nowhere

Is that a sphere? In a block game? I don't trust it.