The Awesome Store

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Finally updated my profile. If anyone asks, it always looked like this.

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Gift

You can keep that MONSTROSITY.

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wat we think of dis song

I don't understand the lyrics but I could definitely listen to this often.

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have anything to say to the writers of the show?

I would ask, why? Just why?

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what happened next right after you guys lost connection?

Tobias passed out and had to be taken to the hospital, then I fired William from the role, then William beat me up with his powers, and I also had to be taken to the hospital. What a waste of my time that whole thing was.

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sometimes u and gumball are like this

No we're not, not at all!

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Day 1 of harrasing you with humanoid void

Day 1 of tracking down your location.

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Imagine if there was some random Insane Clown Posse fan in the store and everyone thought it was a party clown but it was just someone's friend who is a juggalo (that's what fans of icp are called lol, I'm not sure if they exist here)

Uh, I don't know... There is that one clown guy, though, WHO GOT A PART IN THE NOBODY SONG BUT I DIDN'T, BY THE WAY.

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Are you chivalrous? Elegant? Well-mannered? Respectful? A genius? Someone with a high IQ?

None of the above.

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How did you feel at that moment?

In that exact moment I was startled, but dissappointed about the un-seriousness of it all. About my impending death? ... I was feeling a lot of things. I honestly don't know.

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you know Michael Jackson??

Isn't that the one guy who works on our show?

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How's your eyesight? 👁

It's alright, I guess. I hope I'll never need glasses in the future.

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What do you usually have for breakfast?

There's lot of goodies in the van. I usually have Dinnerables or micromaveable pancakes or something.

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is this you? 👇

NO!!!

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*gives you a monocle* can you see any better?

I just want normal cyclops glasses, not a monocle like I'm some dumb rich guy.

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How’s life?

It's pretty alright. I only ran over one fire hydrant this week.

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Do u endorse piracy

I've done so much worse things than watch a show or movie illegally, what do you think?