Real Life-Nothing Barred

A blog about all things I feel and experience on a day to day basis without any editing or corner cutting. I tell it like it is, the boring, the gross, and the sexy.

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Guys can I just say that my parents have made friends with two sushi restaurant owners and whenever we go there for sushi which is like once a week, my parents chat up the owners and they call over multiple bottles of sake and yeah, that’s basically got my parents get themselves free alcohol.

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That feeling when you wake up and your room is cold and you just want to float back into the oblivion that is your bed.

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Me talking with my best friend.


Me-I hate spending my birthday with my family. They expect things from me. *cringes and hisses*


Her-How dare they.


Me-I like spending my birthday with you. With friends. With them, they want me to be a proper young lady. But with you, I can just be a blob.*flops against couch, limbs askew*


Her-A fun blob. I see nothing wrong.

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i fucking hate watching my fish swim around in their tank. one of them just lazily blubs at everything while the other darts around like a lunatic on drugs. he disturbs my sleep with his fucking splashing all night and hes the size of a fucking bottle cap.

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does anyone else ever sit in physics class like, "okay I've given you the mass of the moon, now  find out the gravitational pull of the sun on saturn. good luck"  thats okay. its noT LIKE I NEED TO PASS PHYSICS TO GRADUATE.

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My sister gave me some crackers earlier and i demurely take them to my room and she comes in and see's me eating them and she's like, "You actually like them?" and im like, "Yeah, why not?" AND SHES LIKE "THEYRE BROCCOLI FLAVORED."  and i look at the package and say "oh"

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that moment when you get a book that day and read it in 8 1/2 hours even though the thing has 527 pages and then your family looks at you like you're insane.