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Alliteration AND a mini mart owned by a pug... Yes, please.

A happy family of of Lay-Z-Boyz

All kinds of creepy in here.

$370k (4bd, 3 bath) Miami, FL

It’s all about the palm trees here. Try and get S.A.D. here. Ya can’t! Especially when you’ve got the Cosmos behind every Netflix binge.

$310,000, Somewhere in PN

I knew this was the one when I saw the cauldron on the wood stove. The fact that the wood-burning stove had babies just seals the deal.

$225,000 (3 beds, 2 baths, 1,639 Square Feet), Kingston, NY

Do you ever walk into your kitchen after a busy week and it looks like this and you say “Honey, I think it’s time to sell.”

200k, 3bd, 4ba, 2,000 sq ft.

Checklist for Entertainment Room:

✅CD player

✅New Testament

✅television with just enough space to walk around

✅kindle reader

✅wallet

✅utility gloves

✅mountain bike

215k, 3bd, 1ba, 1248 sq ft.

There’s really only two ways to create the illusion of more space: 1. mirrors and 2. landscape wallpaper.

$415k, 4 bed, 4 bath, 2,794 Sq ft.

I can picture us... in our castle. Nearly 3000 square feet of beige bliss. Gathered around our folding table playing Jumbling Tower... Fighting over who’s going to fold the laundry. Oh the laundry. So very much laundry. Oh no. No, it’s too much. Too much house, too much laundry. The tower is tumbling. Jenga.