Lair of the Ant Lion

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The War at Sea

My short story is featured in this cool literary journal! Free download! https://lotus-eatermagazine.com/issues/

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#HummusHousePA #TheHummusHouse #HummusHouse (at The Hummus House)

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I’ve written a novelette to celebrate this most haunted of holidays. You can purchase it on Amazon for the paltry sum of 99 cents, and it is also available at Smashwords with a “you set the price”

Here’s the synopsis: A fourth wall busting mash-up of 80’s horror cheese and millennial snark. When bloodthirsty bats besiege the town of Pleasant Valley, it’s up to the unlikely Elliot to put a stop to it.

https://www.amazon.com/Bats-Hell-K-P-Taylor-ebook/dp/B01M30EKD7/ref=la_B01BZPB8R2_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1477157581&sr=1-4

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/674252

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I’ve written a novelette to celebrate this most haunted of holidays. You can purchase it on Amazon for the paltry sum of 99 cents, and it is also available at Smashwords with a “you set the price”

Here’s the synopsis: A fourth wall busting mash-up of 80’s horror cheese and millennial snark. When bloodthirsty bats besiege the town of Pleasant Valley, it’s up to the unlikely Elliot to put a stop to it.

https://www.amazon.com/Bats-Hell-K-P-Taylor-ebook/dp/B01M30EKD7/ref=la_B01BZPB8R2_1_4?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1477157581&sr=1-4

https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/674252

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FREE STUFF!

Hey gang, as this election cycle winds down I've decided to add 'The Bad Man Trilogy' to Smashwords! You can now download the stories in a number of different formats for *FREE*. I'm also busy with a couple of other things- one of which I hope to have ready by Halloween (cue ominous theremin). Anyway I hope you enjoy the stories and if you do leave a review! :)https://www.smashwords.com/interview/realgone79

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Bad Man Trilogy on iBooks!

That’s right, the same great stories but with iBooks fancy formatting! Only 99c! In book one, Donald Trump is visited by three of his former wives and finally learns what money can’t buy while suffering an unfortunate (ahem) fall from grace. In the second installment Ted Cruz is on the run- framed for a crime he didn’t commit and hunted by an old adversary. His only salvation lies in a traveling carnival and the aid of a forgotten friend. In the thrilling 3rd and final story Jeb Bush races against time to secure the GOP's most powerful relic, Reagan's Hand. Only two things stand in his way: the shadowy organization LOSER and his own incompetence. https://itunes.apple.com/us/author/k.p.-taylor/id1126213250?mt=11

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https://www.amazon.com/Carnival-Cruz-Bad-Trilogy-Book-ebook/dp/B01CN6E35Q/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1469069998&sr=8-2&keywords=carnival+cruz

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The Walking Jeb!

*FREE THIS WEEKEND*

‘Santorum is on the roof, grinning like a madman while rain streams down his face. “Long time no see, Jeb!” Santorum howls into the storm, “Send my regards to The Gipper, yippee ki yay!” Santorum squeezes the trigger of the FIM-92. A missile screams out and clips the rear rotor of the Little Bird, sending it into a violent smoking spiral. The helicopter careens onto the roof, spinning like a Disneyland teacup. It reels to a halt, battered and smoking but otherwise intact. “One and done!” Santorum says, mic-dropping the missile launcher and strolling triumphantly toward the wreckage.’

https://www.amazon.com/Walking-Jeb-Bad-Trilogy-Book-ebook/dp/B01ENX29H6?ie=UTF8&keywords=the%20walking%20jeb&qid=1463244433&ref_=sr_1_1&sr=8-1

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Poor Ted Cruz

To celebrate the end of Cruz’s sad campaign pick up ‘Carnival Cruz’ for FREE today! http://www.amazon.com/Carnival-Cruz-Bad-Trilogy-Book-ebook/dp/B01CN6E35Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1462373466&sr=8-1&keywords=carnival+cruz

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Free! This weekend! http://www.amazon.com/Walking-Jeb-Bad-Trilogy-Book-ebook/dp/B01ENX29H6/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1461958483&sr=8-1&keywords=the+walking+jeb

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Available now! http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=The+walking+jeb

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The Walking Jeb

Phew! The final installment of my fantasy satire series is done, thank you to my expert team of ghost editors who whipped this into fighting shape. Like the ouroboros biting its tail it all comes full circle, available now on Amazon. $2 (cheap!) http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=The+walking+jeb

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Coming soon...the final story in ‘The Bad Man Trilogy.’ To celebrate, 'A Dickens of a Trump Tale’ is *FREE* for the next 48 hours! http://www.amazon.com/Dickens-Trump-Tale-Trilogy-Book-ebook/dp/B01BK83SWW/ref=sr_1_sc_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1461218303&sr=8-3-spell&keywords=Trump+talr

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FREE this weekend! http://www.amazon.com/Carnival-Cruz-Bad-Trilogy-Book-ebook/dp/B01CN6E35Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1457800476&sr=8-1&keywords=carnival+cruz

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CARNIVAL CRUZ *FREE*

This weekend ‘Carnival Cruz’ will cost you nothing, nada, zip at the Amazon store. I put a lot of love into this story and I guarantee you will laugh at least once, unless you are a cold, dead monster! http://www.amazon.com/Carnival-Cruz-Bad-Trilogy-Book-ebook/dp/B01CN6E35Q/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1457800476&sr=8-1&keywords=carnival+cruz

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Ted Cruz is on the run, framed for a crime he didn’t commit and hunted by an old adversary. His only salvation lies in a traveling carnival and the aid of a forgotten friend. http://www.amazon.com/Carnival-Cruz-Bad-Trilogy-Book-ebook/dp/B01CN6E35Q/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1457389016&sr=1-2

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Carnival Cruz

My next story is available now! Ted Cruz is on the run, framed for a crime he didn’t commit and hunted by an old adversary. His only salvation lies in a traveling carnival and the aid of a forgotten friend.

http://www.amazon.com/Carnival-Cruz-Bad-Trilogy-Book-ebook/dp/B01CN6E35Q/ref=sr_1_2?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1457389016&sr=1-2