Humans Are Weird: Weird Pain
I can't be the only that can handle a migraine or nearly breaking a limb with a wince but am rolling on the floor if I stub my toe...right (please validate me in the comments 😅). I can only imagine what an alien species would think... Human *coming back from cliffdiving because of course they never sit still*: Nah, I'll be fine.
Alien *seeing human holding his nose and...bleeding?*: what happened?
Human *shrugs*: I think there was a rock or something. Must have broken my nose.
Alien *is horrified*: we must take you to the medical wing-
Other human: Nah, this is like the rib thing.
Alien *eye witches*: Your nose heals on its own too?
Human: Yeah, I'll be all goo- Fuck! Shit!
Alien *rushing forward*: what's wrong?
Human *shifting onto one leg*: I hit my fucking shin on this table. Son of a bitch, that hurts.
Alien *staring*: does your...shin not heal?
Human *glaring*: it's not fucking broken.
Alien *barely processing*: Your broken bone...is fine but your non broken bone is too much pain?
Human *hisses in pain*: Yes!
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If you want to check out “the rib thing” that is on my page! If you like this scene and want to see it as a full book (free with KU!) you can find those pinned to my page as well!
