Realistic Romance

If trash novels were written like real life...

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RE: historicals

Two characters with wildly improbable/ahistorical names is too much. If her name is Cleopatra, his name better be Edward. If his name is Coriolanus, she needs to be Margaret.

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Note: Yoga pants are not lazy and dowdy, they are comfortable and flattering. You know what's neither comfortable nor flattering? High cut white satin panties with matching bras.

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Number of American men named Griffin who are romance novel main characters: All of Them

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Types of pro athletes that I want to read about in romance novels:

1. Not MMA fighters

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Note: if her boobs are spilling out of her bra, it might turn you on but mostly she just needs to get to Nordstrom for a refitting ASAP.

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"Slowly, reverently, Brian unbuttoned Ashley's shirt, revealing a gray-and-blue striped jersey knit bra that contrasted weirdly with her pink floral undies."