[sweatermuppet]

don't worry honey you stay in bed I'll cook breakfast *sounds of heavy machinery running for 45 minutes & i return covered in coal dust, holding two plates of perfectly cooked eggs, bacon, & toast*

[realitywarps]

starter call? mutuals only.

[realitywarps]

          “ I GOT LIGHTNING INSIDE OF ME.  “

[venomspikes-deactivated20190105]

@realitywarps liked for a starter

“Who the hell decided to put me on babysitting duty?”

[realitywarps]

    ‘ i was just about to ask the same thing, actually. ‘

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[realitywarps]

gonna get my haircut and dye it today... finally

[realitywarps]

spotify is playing john wayne and the spirit of alexander (and ronnie) is here with me

[realitywarps]

watching as photoshop flips out as i try to upload like 50+ icons to it at once

[realitywarps]

269 icons later and im finally done iconing billy in yav2...

[realitywarps]

(loki voice) IM TYRION *crickets*

[realitywarps]

that...... hand size difference....

[realitywarps]

billy, pounding against the dimensional gap between earth and limbo: OPEN YOUR GATES TO ME, JEAN GREY INSTITUTE... LET ME BE AN X-MAN....

[realitywarps]

   ‘ S’CUZE ME, COMIN’ THRU! ‘ 

don’tcrashintoanyonedon’tcrashintoanyonedon’tcrashintoanyone.

[realitywarps]

(billy voice) HE GIVIN ME THAT GOOD SHIT, THAT MAKE ME NOT QUIT. AND HE GIVE IT TO ME

                        EVERYDAY

[realitywarps]

i have screenshots of ronnie telling me she loves me so if she ever... tries to pull out being heartless.... i got.... #Receipts 

[realitywarps]

    ‘ just what... are you doing? ‘

[realitywarps]

          “ I GOT LIGHTNING INSIDE OF ME.  “