Silly Little Girl @realkaijuhours - Tumblr Blog

woke up, mxster freethem... woke up and... smell the pronouns

Sometimes you gotta disagree with the order of songs in an album and make your own changes. Like, I appreciate the tunes, but this song should absolutely be earlier in the album my guy

Hey, skinny! Go eat a burger! 😂🤣😂💀🫴🍔🤌👌

Is it just because I'm South African that I seem to be the only person aware of Trump bringing up white genocide with our president? Or is it just like, everyone knows but it isn't worth talking about because water is wet?

Gardening is like playing Minecraft battle royale where you're the admin and have a favourite player. Anytime another player (weed) comes close to your chosen you /kill them so yours can get all the loot and become stronger. But watch out! If your not paying attention they might just die out of nowhere after trying to see if fall damage is enabled

The fact Maisy Mouse owns a house but still plays with toys and goes to the playground leads me to only one conclusion:

Maisy and her friends are all ageplayers. Good for them.

The world needs more games that are just absolutely horrific to look at. Completely disgusting visuals that needs an adjustment period. Just give me dogshit colours and designs pls

In case you haven't figured it out, I'm turning this blog into the "post whatever shit comes to mind" blog that I have too much of a filter for on my other socials. Straight cringe-maxxing. Posting shit for no one but me and whoever stumbles upon it by accident

Can't stop thinking about what Elon's dialogue would be if he was in Cruelty Squad

1: Who are you? Are you the replacement for the last guard? Glad they found someone on such short notice. I've been going through security like crazy.

2: I need to go to the hospital later today for the birth of my newest kid. 43rd über-child I've had and counting!

3: Unfortunately it's a female. We missed the window for chromosome modding because I had to attend some biocurrency getaway that's gonna make me and this country a fortune.

4: I'm still gonna go to the birth though. If I don't then some wokeoid journalist is gonna call me a misogynist. Those soyfucks have nothing better to do than make up shit about me.

5: Plus I don't even hate women. In fact I love them! When I see a hot babe I can't keep it down! Don't even get me started hahaha!

6: I like to keep things casual around here. I can tell you're a chill guy.

Hoping for the day Cruelty Squad stops making me think about real-world counterparts to its characters and setting

Bluetooth is shit actually it causes interference with my WiFi and slows my Internet so much I hate how this is supposed to replace wires when it fucking SUCKS FAT DING

My favourite thing to do is imagine tabletop rpg campaigns I'll never play because all the friends I've made live 7+ hours in the past

"Kill them with kindness"

Wrong! *tears open a portal in time, plunging them into the future where my evil is law*

Paying for something worth less than a dollar with your card feels so embarrassing. Like yeah, here's my entire bank account. Yeah it's to pay for the jellybean. Just end me man