Misty MacAllister

Full-time writer, model, and K&L brand ambassador. Thousands of my photos are on Patreon.com/mistymacallister. Check out my links and get free stories:  https://mistymacbookstore.com/mylinks

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I did photography for years non-commercial. Would you say professional models are different that strangers encountered for portraits?

(I really like your pictures!)

Oh, thanks, but I can't really only answer as the stranger. I'm not certain how professional models do things.

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Matching socks to panties is a style choice!

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Wait, did you move back to Europe? I know for a while you were living in TX.

No moving happening for me, just the wiggling.

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My OFs is 50% off this weekend. Give it a look and say hi!

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You are so hot? Are you European?

Thank you! Oh, I guess I am a hot European! But there's hotness on every continent and in every mirror!

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This is a long dress made short!

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Formal wear in underwear!

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Watch my belly and become mesmerized... you are very sleepy... very sleepy.

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Hey!

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Flowers are temporary.

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Droodles by Roger Price (from his 1953 book). Droodles (a blend of “doodle”, “drawing”, “riddle”) are simple drawings with a witty, often absurd, caption. The first one, as some of you may know, was used by Frank Zappa for his 1982 album, Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch. (Zappa, a fan of Price's work, lived just a few miles from the artist and personally sought permission to use the image.)

These come from the 1972 edition of the book.