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@really-happened
"Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angle."
My friend's inspirational quote in her wallet
Host at a party: Time to get the straws out! *pulls out pack of plastic straws* Oops, we're not using those! Save the turtles everyone! ;)
Me to my mom: B-but she had to buy them-
My mom: I know sweetheart just calm down
Me, holding a picture of Tuck the turtle: She doesn't deserve that hydroflask.
Tuck is a real turtle! Well, sort of
HE'S REAL TO ME
Me, reading a fanfic: This masterpiece has great plot development, character arcs, and superb writing! I can't wait to finish-
Me: ... I said I can't w-
Me: ...I -
Me: ...
Friend: Yeah, Aaron was my only friend, so I used to hang out with him a lot.
Me, distractedly: So basically, you used to cling to him like how a newborn infant clings to a mother's breast?
Friend: ...
Me: ...
Friend: Why are you allowed words
During class, friend: Hey can I look at your notes?
Me, ears clogged as hell: No, I don't have any nuts. I'm allergic.
Friend: No, your N O T E S.
Me: I'm A L L E R G I C
Friend, frustrated: Forget about it!
Me, panicking: I CAN'T IT'S AN ALLERGY
Extra:
Friend, after figuring out the misunderstanding: Are you actually allergic?
Me: No, I was just scared when you talked to me out of nowhere.
Friend: so, yeah, my grandparents are like really old
Me: oh so like 80?
Friend: no they're dead
Me: PFFF-
Frickity frack, clickity clack, come on mom give me some crack.
Me, at 5am this morning
Me standing on a stage:
Is a marshmallow full of ice cream just American mochi?
*pulls out thick ass binder*
Welcome to my TED talk.