Pokémom

[reallylamegirl]

Me on Instagram: Brunch at Timothy's

Me on Snapchat: still drunk in a Tim Horton's parking lot

[person with camera]: charlie, you got the babies?… be nice to the babies, charlie…

[charlie tosses cat baby over the edge]

AAH! CHARLIE!!

[railroadsoftware]

smh Charlie…

[pleatedjeans]

[louises-belcher]

[reallylamegirl]

first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare

gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese

chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life

[chagrins]

I’ve had enough of this school

[elddansurin]

wealth!!!

[death-420]

REBLOG WEALTH SOAP IN 10 SECONDS AND U WILL GET WEALTH!!!!!

[reallylamegirl]

Me: It is fall now.

My brain: It's September 2nd, so technically the fall equinox isn't for another-

Me: THIS 👻☕️🍂👻🕷🕸🎃 IS ✔️👌🎃👻☕️✔HALLOWEEN ️🕸👌👌👌🍂🍂 HTIS ☕️👻🌬🍂🕷 iS 🎃🎃☕️✔️✔️☕️👻 HaLLOWEEN 🕸🌬🕷🎃✔️✔ halloween 👻☕ ️🕸✔🕸🕷🎃☕️🍂 HaLLoWeeN 👌🕷🌬👻🕷☕️🕸👌✔️🎃🕸 HALLOWEEN ✔️🍂🕷☕️✨

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[blluish]

[uglysex]

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My heart is racing

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

This is the prettiest one

[impossiblyhighmuffin]

Reblog for a smile ❤

[vivecguccibelt]

Pokémon! It's you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINYYY

[choped]

[nestlesnipes-deactivated2022112]

[problematicgay]

she real for that

[ramisuschrist-blog]

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

[sykoskittles]

I needed this more than I care to admit

[sourceofmybruises]

so there’s this gym near my apartment that’s constantly switching from Team Mystic to Team Valor everyday but the funny thing is, mystic would usually put like 5 levels of 1000+ CP pokemons (usually topped by the 1900+ CP gyarados) but these two guys never fails to fucking beat them and everyday they keep placing their 10 CP bugs and it kills me.