A Real Life Valentine's Poem
Roses are red Violets are blue Life death and prizes Are coming to you
styofa doing anything

if i look back, i am lost
ojovivo
$LAYYYTER

izzy's playlists!
will byers stan first human second
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
NASA

roma★
No title available
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Origami Around
Show & Tell

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap

No title available

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
seen from Germany

seen from Singapore

seen from Singapore
seen from Sweden

seen from United States
seen from Belgium
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Slovakia
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Latvia

seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia
seen from Sweden

seen from Brazil
@reallyreallife
A Real Life Valentine's Poem
Roses are red Violets are blue Life death and prizes Are coming to you
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day
This blog has a long running commitment to detailing love rats but this is unique.
The shitposting has paid off. I am now a Top fan of Pick Me Up magazine.
This happened last Christmas and is very funny https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sex-doll-sheep-nativity-mother-school-a8673671.html
‘I just can’t believe it. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry!’ says Helen Cox
I keep rereading this. It gets funnier each time.
You can track the decline of the UK by the real life magazines. The covers are more violent than they were five years ago, and the love affairs are much more specific and brand-oriented.
Okay, so I know perfectly well what this means, but like
Now I'm just imagining that one Straight Man who is so much worse at sex than typical Straight Men that he sticks his balls in instead of his dick while wondering what all the fuss is about