Real Life Has Never Been So Good

Images from 'Real Life' story magazines. You'll find me sneaking about the supermarket with my camera phone.

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A Real Life Valentine's Poem

Roses are red Violets are blue Life death and prizes Are coming to you

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Happy Valentine’s Day

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Happy Valentine’s Day

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Happy Valentine’s Day

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Happy Valentine’s Day

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Happy Valentine’s Day

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This blog has a long running commitment to detailing love rats but this is unique.

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The shitposting has paid off. I am now a Top fan of Pick Me Up magazine.

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This happened last Christmas and is very funny https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sex-doll-sheep-nativity-mother-school-a8673671.html

Mum buys sex doll sheep for son’s nativity play

‘I just can’t believe it. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry!’ says Helen Cox

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I keep rereading this. It gets funnier each time.

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You can track the decline of the UK by the real life magazines. The covers are more violent than they were five years ago, and the love affairs are much more specific and brand-oriented.

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Okay, so I know perfectly well what this means, but like

Now I'm just imagining that one Straight Man who is so much worse at sex than typical Straight Men that he sticks his balls in instead of his dick while wondering what all the fuss is about

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