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@realmauricioalejo
after years of being prodded about the unfortunate collapse of his telenovela career, youâd think mauricio would be used to the feeling of having to dig into his trauma and answer any questions people had, but it was still a sore spot. sure, he ended up coming out on top, much more successful than he couldâve dreamed of, but he was still carrying those wounds.Â
he had spent the afternoon being interviewed by a podcast that spent the first half asking him all about how everything went down, and his beginnings. after that, mauricio spent the entire day thinking about everything and how his family still didnât talk to him and how he lost what he thought was the great love of his life.Â
thatâs why he decided to go to babylon and throw caution to the wind for one night. whenever he needed to get his mind off of life and its troubles he knew he had babylon.Â
heâd spent a generous amount of time saddled up to a young starlet who deemed him her âspicy gay bff,â just to get to her stash of good drugs. he knew these girls typically had some of the best stuff, so he could suffer being tokenized for a couple hours if it meant getting a good ecstasy high out on the dancefloor.Â
he had since lost the starlet, who had decided she needed something much stronger, and was dancing passionately out on the dancefloor, his chest exposed and glistening with sweat.Â
thatâs when he spotted someone who looked familiar enough, and moved up to them, placing his hand on their cheek, petting them and smiling warmly. âI know you, right?â he was very high, enough so that he didnât realize how weird this was. âi feel like i know you. your skin is so soft. have we hooked up before?â
i am mad because i donât know what you used me for always talking âbout one day in amerika itâs the same story, oh, you want glory son
screamkiiingâ:
âDonât get me wrong Iâll always love being recognized for Thereâs A Werewolf in My Closet, donât get me wrong. But would it be too much to ask for people to recognize my other work? Itâs honestly frustrating.â Dudley complained to anybody that listened. Unfortunately it was whoever was behind him while he was waiting patiently to order his iced coffee.Â
âCome talk to me when people quote the same couple lines from a telenovela you did over a decade ago every time they see you.â Mauricio didnât expect to have this conversation, he was honestly just wanting his fix of caffeine, but hey, he could complain a little.Â
âNow they do the dance moves from Champions, which is better...funnier, definitely.â And it doesnât remind him of his old co-stars.Â
âBut you are really the dude from Werewolf in the closet?â He asked, accent heavy, especially when he had to say the word werewolf. âI love that movie.â A moment of genuine admiration for someone elseâs work, and not something he had to feign. âI think I saw it on a date actually.âÂ
primcdonnaâ:
âUgh, I hate the theme this year.â Mercutio frowns as he looks in the mirror, adjusting the blazer theyâd chosen for him this time. It fit like a dream, but he wasnât content with how he looked in it. He glances over his shoulder at Mauricio, who had been gracious enough to join him on this trip. It was a PR stunt, ultimately, being seen all buddy-buddy with your Alliance co-stars, but he genuinely liked the dude, even if theyâd been âencouragedâ to arrange this trip. âDo you think this is too⊠gaudy?â It was a floral print, not entirely his style, but not something heâd normally shy away from either. âIâd hate to think what Joan Rivers would say if she was still alive.â
@realmauricioalejoâ
Mauricioâs real, genuine, full trust in people had been irreparably damaged after countless experiences being let down completely. After so many losses, he decided that he should keep people at armâs length as much possible, while still making them believe that he liked them more than he actually did. In this business, that attitude, as damaged as it was, was actually a strength.Â
He saw everyone as competition, and knew that theyâd sell him out the second they had the opportunity to do so, so he kept himself safe, while also giving just enough to appease them.Â
He had been heavily encouraged to attend this prestigious event with one of the younger stars in Alliance. Mauricio hated these things, but he liked dressing up, so he agreed.Â
âItâs not too gaudy,â he said, lying, Mauricio didnât particularly like the get up that Mercutio was in, it had way too many flowers all over the place for his liking, but he knew if he was honest, it would just throw him off and make him self conscious. He didnât need to be taking care of a bruised ego the rest of the night or have their vibe be off completely. âIâm sure Joan would like it. Florals arenât anything new, Mercutio.âÂ
Mauricioâs own get up was a slick black suit, perfectly fitted to his muscular form. He had a harness over it, for an added flair. He almost argued with his stylist that it was too gay, but he knew those days were behind him. He could wear a harness and have it be okay now.Â
âI donât think sheâd like what Iâm wearing, sheâd probably say that Iâm two steps from going to a Folsom Fair, but you know what? I donât care.âÂ
itâs just that i donât understand your lipsÂ
how i wish your heart came with subtitles.Â
you donât have to say you love me...
â â wilmer valderrama, cis male, thirty-nine. hey, did you see MAURICIO ALEJO MARTINEZâs latest instagram story? heâs been killing it as AN ACTOR over at ALLIANCE STUDIOS though i hear heâs worried about being typecasted into ROM COMS so heâs trying to break into the ACTION GENRE. people on set have praised him for being so PROFESSIONAL + RESOURCEFUL but theyâve also said he can be DISTANT + COMPETITIVE. at least heâs killing it in the industry.