🌧️Raine Whispers🖤

(They/Them) Former Bard Coven Head, spouse to the Owl Lady, and parent of more kids than I thought possible <3 :} (Rp/comedy blog that I made for the shits and giggles lmao)

[realrainewhispers]

☆Hello everyone! ☆

To let ye know what you’re getting into, this blog is gonna be FULLY in character unless I state otherwise. Don’t ask me why I’m doing this. I actually don’t know. I guess I thought it would be funny?? I’ll mostly be reblogging stuff but I might make some first person blog-like posts with headcannons and stuff yk? Idk it’ll make sense. Anyways, my actual blog is @iz0belle-wh1sperz if ye wanna check that out, I might not post much on there but I’m a chronic reblogger so yeah :P anyways, Izobelle out! *Raine Whispers mode on*

[raedapilled]

i hate her

@headoftheshapeshiftingcoven @realrainewhispers

[realrainewhispers]

DAKOTA BLINK IF U NEED HELP GIRL

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

* blinks aggressively *

[realrainewhispers]

Girly idk what to do to help </3

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

why does everyone have a hatred towards me

[realrainewhispers]

Nuh uh no they don’t

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

pure lies

WHY of all things to i have to be. an. egg.

[realrainewhispers]

Eggs are uhhhhhhhh

Nutritious??? Ig

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

I swear to god if someone eats me

I DONT WANNA BE AN OMELETTE, RAINE!!!

[realrainewhispers]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EGGS

MAKE AN OMELETTE DAKOTA

wait no

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

you absolute idiot, i outta kiss you

wait

[realrainewhispers]

what…?

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

i DIDNT MEAN IT!!!

[realrainewhispers]

Hmmmmm sure

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

maybe i did.. a little…

[realrainewhispers]

😼😽

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

AHHHHHHHHHHH😣😣😣😣

[realrainewhispers]

😛

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

SOMEONE!!! ANYONE!! HELPPP!! THE NONBINARY BARD HAS GONE WILD!!!!

[realrainewhispers]

I WAS WILD FROM THE BEGINNING BABY😼😛

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

i’m going to make out with you

ITS— ITS BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!!

[realrainewhispers]

Surreee surreeeeeee GET OVER HERE

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

MWAAAAHHHHHH

[realrainewhispers]

MWAH🖤

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

we’re so fucking queer

[realrainewhispers]

Indeed we are🥹🖤🫶

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

and now i’m going to make out with you more.

[realrainewhispers]

YAYYYY

[raedapilled]

i hate her

@headoftheshapeshiftingcoven @realrainewhispers

[realrainewhispers]

DAKOTA BLINK IF U NEED HELP GIRL

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

* blinks aggressively *

[realrainewhispers]

Girly idk what to do to help </3

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

why does everyone have a hatred towards me

[realrainewhispers]

Nuh uh no they don’t

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

pure lies

WHY of all things to i have to be. an. egg.

[realrainewhispers]

Eggs are uhhhhhhhh

Nutritious??? Ig

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

I swear to god if someone eats me

I DONT WANNA BE AN OMELETTE, RAINE!!!

[realrainewhispers]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EGGS

MAKE AN OMELETTE DAKOTA

wait no

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

you absolute idiot, i outta kiss you

wait

[realrainewhispers]

what…?

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

i DIDNT MEAN IT!!!

[realrainewhispers]

Hmmmmm sure

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

maybe i did.. a little…

[realrainewhispers]

😼😽

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

AHHHHHHHHHHH😣😣😣😣

[realrainewhispers]

😛

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

SOMEONE!!! ANYONE!! HELPPP!! THE NONBINARY BARD HAS GONE WILD!!!!

[realrainewhispers]

I WAS WILD FROM THE BEGINNING BABY😼😛

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

i’m going to make out with you

ITS— ITS BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!!

[realrainewhispers]

Surreee surreeeeeee GET OVER HERE

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

MWAAAAHHHHHH

[realrainewhispers]

MWAH🖤

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

we’re so fucking queer

[realrainewhispers]

Indeed we are🥹🖤🫶

[raedapilled]

i hate her

@headoftheshapeshiftingcoven @realrainewhispers

[realrainewhispers]

DAKOTA BLINK IF U NEED HELP GIRL

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

* blinks aggressively *

[realrainewhispers]

Girly idk what to do to help </3

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

why does everyone have a hatred towards me

[realrainewhispers]

Nuh uh no they don’t

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

pure lies

WHY of all things to i have to be. an. egg.

[realrainewhispers]

Eggs are uhhhhhhhh

Nutritious??? Ig

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

I swear to god if someone eats me

I DONT WANNA BE AN OMELETTE, RAINE!!!

[realrainewhispers]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EGGS

MAKE AN OMELETTE DAKOTA

wait no

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

you absolute idiot, i outta kiss you

wait

[realrainewhispers]

what…?

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

i DIDNT MEAN IT!!!

[realrainewhispers]

Hmmmmm sure

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

maybe i did.. a little…

[realrainewhispers]

😼😽

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

AHHHHHHHHHHH😣😣😣😣

[realrainewhispers]

😛

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

SOMEONE!!! ANYONE!! HELPPP!! THE NONBINARY BARD HAS GONE WILD!!!!

[realrainewhispers]

I WAS WILD FROM THE BEGINNING BABY😼😛

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

i’m going to make out with you

ITS— ITS BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!!

[realrainewhispers]

Surreee surreeeeeee GET OVER HERE

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

MWAAAAHHHHHH

[realrainewhispers]

MWAH🖤

[raedapilled]

i hate her

@headoftheshapeshiftingcoven @realrainewhispers

[realrainewhispers]

DAKOTA BLINK IF U NEED HELP GIRL

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

* blinks aggressively *

[realrainewhispers]

Girly idk what to do to help </3

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

why does everyone have a hatred towards me

[realrainewhispers]

Nuh uh no they don’t

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

pure lies

WHY of all things to i have to be. an. egg.

[realrainewhispers]

Eggs are uhhhhhhhh

Nutritious??? Ig

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

I swear to god if someone eats me

I DONT WANNA BE AN OMELETTE, RAINE!!!

[realrainewhispers]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EGGS

MAKE AN OMELETTE DAKOTA

wait no

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

you absolute idiot, i outta kiss you

wait

[realrainewhispers]

what…?

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

i DIDNT MEAN IT!!!

[realrainewhispers]

Hmmmmm sure

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

maybe i did.. a little…

[realrainewhispers]

😼😽

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

AHHHHHHHHHHH😣😣😣😣

[realrainewhispers]

😛

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

SOMEONE!!! ANYONE!! HELPPP!! THE NONBINARY BARD HAS GONE WILD!!!!

[realrainewhispers]

I WAS WILD FROM THE BEGINNING BABY😼😛

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

i’m going to make out with you

ITS— ITS BECAUSE I HATE YOU!!!

[realrainewhispers]

Surreee surreeeeeee GET OVER HERE

[raedapilled]

i hate her

@headoftheshapeshiftingcoven @realrainewhispers

[realrainewhispers]

DAKOTA BLINK IF U NEED HELP GIRL

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

* blinks aggressively *

[realrainewhispers]

Girly idk what to do to help </3

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

why does everyone have a hatred towards me

[realrainewhispers]

Nuh uh no they don’t

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

pure lies

WHY of all things to i have to be. an. egg.

[realrainewhispers]

Eggs are uhhhhhhhh

Nutritious??? Ig

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

I swear to god if someone eats me

I DONT WANNA BE AN OMELETTE, RAINE!!!

[realrainewhispers]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EGGS

MAKE AN OMELETTE DAKOTA

wait no

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

you absolute idiot, i outta kiss you

wait

[realrainewhispers]

what…?

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

i DIDNT MEAN IT!!!

[realrainewhispers]

Hmmmmm sure

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

maybe i did.. a little…

[realrainewhispers]

😼😽

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

AHHHHHHHHHHH😣😣😣😣

[realrainewhispers]

😛

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

SOMEONE!!! ANYONE!! HELPPP!! THE NONBINARY BARD HAS GONE WILD!!!!

[realrainewhispers]

I WAS WILD FROM THE BEGINNING BABY😼😛

[raedapilled]

i hate her

@headoftheshapeshiftingcoven @realrainewhispers

[realrainewhispers]

DAKOTA BLINK IF U NEED HELP GIRL

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

* blinks aggressively *

[realrainewhispers]

Girly idk what to do to help </3

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

why does everyone have a hatred towards me

[realrainewhispers]

Nuh uh no they don’t

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

pure lies

WHY of all things to i have to be. an. egg.

[realrainewhispers]

Eggs are uhhhhhhhh

Nutritious??? Ig

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

I swear to god if someone eats me

I DONT WANNA BE AN OMELETTE, RAINE!!!

[realrainewhispers]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EGGS

MAKE AN OMELETTE DAKOTA

wait no

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

you absolute idiot, i outta kiss you

wait

[realrainewhispers]

what…?

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

i DIDNT MEAN IT!!!

[realrainewhispers]

Hmmmmm sure

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

maybe i did.. a little…

[realrainewhispers]

😼😽

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

AHHHHHHHHHHH😣😣😣😣

[realrainewhispers]

😛

[raedapilled]

i hate her

@headoftheshapeshiftingcoven @realrainewhispers

[realrainewhispers]

DAKOTA BLINK IF U NEED HELP GIRL

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

* blinks aggressively *

[realrainewhispers]

Girly idk what to do to help </3

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

why does everyone have a hatred towards me

[realrainewhispers]

Nuh uh no they don’t

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

pure lies

WHY of all things to i have to be. an. egg.

[realrainewhispers]

Eggs are uhhhhhhhh

Nutritious??? Ig

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

I swear to god if someone eats me

I DONT WANNA BE AN OMELETTE, RAINE!!!

[realrainewhispers]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EGGS

MAKE AN OMELETTE DAKOTA

wait no

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

you absolute idiot, i outta kiss you

wait

[realrainewhispers]

what…?

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

i DIDNT MEAN IT!!!

[realrainewhispers]

Hmmmmm sure

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

maybe i did.. a little…

[realrainewhispers]

😼😽

[raedapilled]

i hate her

@headoftheshapeshiftingcoven @realrainewhispers

[realrainewhispers]

DAKOTA BLINK IF U NEED HELP GIRL

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

* blinks aggressively *

[realrainewhispers]

Girly idk what to do to help </3

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

why does everyone have a hatred towards me

[realrainewhispers]

Nuh uh no they don’t

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

pure lies

WHY of all things to i have to be. an. egg.

[realrainewhispers]

Eggs are uhhhhhhhh

Nutritious??? Ig

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

I swear to god if someone eats me

I DONT WANNA BE AN OMELETTE, RAINE!!!

[realrainewhispers]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EGGS

MAKE AN OMELETTE DAKOTA

wait no

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

you absolute idiot, i outta kiss you

wait

[realrainewhispers]

what…?

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

i DIDNT MEAN IT!!!

[realrainewhispers]

Hmmmmm sure

[kaomojiloser]

grace after every time eva asks him to do something:

[realrainewhispers]

Me I fear

[raedapilled]

PHM X TOH ???

[realrainewhispers]

Indeed😌

[mwright30313326]

"despite the changes i would know you anywhere" 🎻🦉

repost old art for Raeda Day

[realrainewhispers]

Me and my scary harpy wife🖤

[princess-pepper]

being queer is such a fucking incredible experience like holy shit. I was reflecting on this for a while and I figured I'd give the newest members of the queer experience their flowers while I'm at it

the truth is "baby gays" (loosely quoting- I mean everyone) are some of the most underrated members of the lgbtqia+ community. instead of welcoming them with open arms, for a while online spaces were really toxic and hostile to them (2020 was obv a rough time for queer discourse AND being a closeted kid with mental health issues). so here's me outstretching my arm to the crowd, beyond harmful stereotypes and jokes made at their expense. because learning happens with open minds, and starts with acceptance.

to all the baby queers celebrating their first pride month: we want you here. I want you here. everything is likely so new to you right now, and with this comes curiosity and wonder and discomfort and massive numbers of unlearning.

I see you. I was there once. In fact this is my 6th year out and my identity is still changing and evolving as I move through different chapters in my life. Im still learning. and I want you to know even if it's been hard I would never change this about myself. I wouldn't change any part of how it (coming out for the first time) happened because it brought me here right now to this blog post.

It does get so much better. I know it's hard, being closeted for whatever reason at all cannot only be a dangerous secret for your safety but can also make you feel trapped in your own body and mind. this will pass. you will look like yourself one day and you will feel like yourself and you will love yourself one day. you are celebrated. not only by me but by so many others as well

I see all of you lovely people. I love you all. you are so brave and appreciated. If you needed one more reason to stay today then let this post be a sign.

I'm thinking of you, I know it will work out for all of you like it did me because you are strong enough to admit to yourself that things don't feel quite right the way the world is pushing them onto you. It takes a lot to give in to that and let it take you onto an entirely different path of life and I want you to know that that is acknowledged

be safe, know that someone out there loves you for who you are in your heart, and happy fucking pride. so many members of the queer community are fighting for your chance at a happy future right now as you read this. know that your existence is perfectly yours. it will all make sense in time.

-xoxo your cool queer internet cousin pepper ❤️

[raedapilled]

i hate her

@headoftheshapeshiftingcoven @realrainewhispers

[realrainewhispers]

DAKOTA BLINK IF U NEED HELP GIRL

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

* blinks aggressively *

[realrainewhispers]

Girly idk what to do to help </3

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

why does everyone have a hatred towards me

[realrainewhispers]

Nuh uh no they don’t

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

pure lies

WHY of all things to i have to be. an. egg.

[realrainewhispers]

Eggs are uhhhhhhhh

Nutritious??? Ig

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

I swear to god if someone eats me

I DONT WANNA BE AN OMELETTE, RAINE!!!

[realrainewhispers]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EGGS

MAKE AN OMELETTE DAKOTA

wait no

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

you absolute idiot, i outta kiss you

wait

[realrainewhispers]

what…?

[raedapilled]

i hate her

@headoftheshapeshiftingcoven @realrainewhispers

[realrainewhispers]

DAKOTA BLINK IF U NEED HELP GIRL

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

* blinks aggressively *

[realrainewhispers]

Girly idk what to do to help </3

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

why does everyone have a hatred towards me

[realrainewhispers]

Nuh uh no they don’t

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

pure lies

WHY of all things to i have to be. an. egg.

[realrainewhispers]

Eggs are uhhhhhhhh

Nutritious??? Ig

[headoftheshapeshiftingcoven]

I swear to god if someone eats me

I DONT WANNA BE AN OMELETTE, RAINE!!!

[realrainewhispers]

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU EGGS

MAKE AN OMELETTE DAKOTA

wait no

[rainewhispersno1fan]

raine whispers can be trusted with hammers

[realrainewhispers]

Thanks ig…?

[rainewhispersno1fan]

they should invent a raine whispers that i can hug

[realrainewhispers]

Here you go 🫂

[tomodachiposting]

Sweet birthday wishes to Eda!