Heyo.

Howdy! I'm Hazel and welcome to my weird blog where I reblog stuff and occasionally upload some artsy drawings. Nice to meet you! Feel free to drop me an ask if you want to talk. My art tag is #hazel doodles. My art portfolio is Ashley's Art Portfolio.

[hazelnootnut]

Did you know? That when you 100% the entirety of Dispatch (i.e: getting all the endings, Robert types, and achievements), you can remove Mecha Man's mask so that you can see Robert's expressions in full glory? The characters don't react at all to this, which is super funny when the potential reveal hits in Episode 5.

(or, the several art edits I did so that you can see Robert's stupid cow eyes and freckles and dimples. Adhoc studio I KNOW this man has dimples, why weren't there enough shots of him with dimples)

[melgillman]

Here’s the full 24 hour comic I drew yesterday, called “The Fish Wife”.  Thank you to everybody who followed along on twitter and cheered me on <3

PS: if you liked this, there’s a whole book of these comics now!

[antiqueanimals]

Frank B. Hoffman (American, 1888-1958) White Tail Deer. Ink on Paper.

MutualArt

[oneheadtoanother]

[grand-theft-carbohydrates]

[startagainaprologue]

ok so imagine a bunny. right? ok keep doing that

[discover-underground-bands]

begging small indie musicians to post lyrics to their songs because with all the love in my heart 🫶i dont know what ur saying🫶 and no one else can tell me 🫶

[shadowseductress]

i love you on purpose!! on purpose!! i had a choice and I chose you!! it wasn't an accident !! I love you for who you are!! I love you on purpose!!

[marticular]

i don't know where i am

[arodykeism]

portrait mod real now

[cuartosol]

finally played dispatch last month :)⭐

[sigulary]

[iskander-tm]

A mask of my own face

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[hazelnootnut]

it's may now but when i drew this this was the mood for march. and february. and january. and last year-

[stopoftouchingmywingsihurt]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

[foxyclock]

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

[hazelnootnut]

out of my hiatus i can actually post the doodle i did for funzies because i saw @geckodoodlesinc's reblog and was like "okay yeah my brain can handle that rn. robert art go brrrrr"

also if you haven't read blame it on the coma, you should. read it a million billion trillion times. one of the only fics that makes me go out loud "IT UPDATED!!!!" like a goddamn gremlin

[solrin]

We tried to warn you about the "adult content" bans. Now Kickstarter is starting that shit

[problematic-faves-appreciation]

"It must have serious value!"

Staight up sounds like obscenity law/Miller Test-type crap.

[asaflowerblossoms]

"Fetishized imagery intended to arouse" well it's a good thing oppressed and vulnerable communities are never fetishized.

[solrin]

I know many of you have already liked and reblogged this post, but I'm going to attach a couple of links for resources on how to contact payment processors and whatnot. Hopefully they can get spread around a bit. It includes how to contact the payment processors, scripts, and various links to other (at the time ongoing, these websites haven't been updated in about 8 months and 1 year respectively) petitions and forms that might be useful to you.

Protect Queer Creators and Sex Workers - Tell Payment Processors to STOP

TELL VISA, MASTERCARD, STRIPE, and PayPal to STOP

I'd also like to ask people to be willing to bring this conversation into spaces where things like "politics" aren't welcome and more forcefully draw attention to the ever growing issue of censorship. Some of you may only have those communities to draw on but we've long since run out of peaceful/polite/non-disruptive options.