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[realrpofficial]

how y'all b doin

good

[realrpofficial]

STUDY UPDATE LOG #02

on a continued search for weird infectious substances, we eventually came across the bane of test subjects, sanitization fluid. lose all free will to a phone, strange to say the least. made from the smoothie’d remains of the fallen, it is made by the phone thing to ‘create a better world’ for a professor guy. effects seem either instant or fast to take place. the color pallete’s also cool. somewhere in our datamining sessions in the top secret files we came across a strange file about a fugitive octoling known as 44307. gone missing, still alive, used to be kinda in the it department. since this sparked our interest, expect us to go more in depth to this runaway soap’s search. could she still be alive? lets just hope there’s no sanitized webcrawlers.

this was SUL 2.

[realrpofficial]

STUDY UPDATE LOG #01

so, we decided to study a certain infectious corruption from a land of music and polyganol structures. we’ve named it ‘fresh’ after various studies about culture and stuff. apparently mode of infection has an effect on how it comes into full force.

factors are:

times infected

method of contact

size

more times infected, longer time it takes to infect. if youve gone through it enough you’ll be immune

if you’re impaled or bitten it’ll be a shorter time before you go full on insane. skin contact’s pretty slow, and airborne is really slow. most efficient way is using the pure fresh juice straight from the triangle.

smaller victims take not as much time to go full. yahoo.

this was SUL 1. hope to report soon

[realrpofficial]

Rosalia time

[realrpofficial]

So, uhh... Hey there,, Pearl..Turns out Moe thinks you're the least fresh squid in inkopolis, and he'll always be fresher than you, nerd. So, Uh...Yeah, I guess... -Totally Is Annie

Eh, im used to those kinda peeps at this point. Haters gonna hate, as some say!

[realrpofficial]

To Pearl... don't make me laugh. - Dark Pit

The only laugh you’re gonna get is that akward one you do when you’re in a bad situation or whatever.

[realrpofficial]

YO SQUID NERD, HOW FRESH ARE YA? BET'CHA IM STILL FRESHER THAN YOU! -Totally not Moe

You think you’re fresher than LITERAL ROYALTY? Come at me, squid, cause imma hit hundreds of times back, trust me!

[realrpofficial]

To Pearl, you're a good rapper. Got that spunk. When are you gonna fire a diss track on soneone?

Currently cookin’ one up on a certain angel, dunno if any of ya’ll know who that dude is though. But trust me, it’s gonna be real good.

[realrpofficial]

hi me

whats up

[realrpofficial]

fellas we’ve had a breakthrough at the labs

us at the cji found the word for ‘the day after tommorow’

[shitpostbot5k]

[realrpofficial]

hey login this reminded me of you

[irradiatedratking]

no no no we don’t like childrens music

[realrpofficial]

ULTRA SUPER MEGA CURSED

[realrpofficial]

i regretfully condone this

[realrpofficial]

NASTY MAJESTY - OPEN FOR ASKING!

Yo yo yo, what’s up squids? Name’s Pearl, Inkopolis superstar. Ya’ll should already know me, right? Anyway, this is one in a million! Ya’ll get to ask your favorite princesses a question, courtesty of the peeps at the CJI! Stay off the hook!

Note from Staff, Realuity: to specify who you wanna ask, please put ‘to {name of character}:’ in front of your message. so it doesn’t get confusing or anything. got that?

[irradiatedratking]

no no no we don’t like childrens music

[realrpofficial]

ULTRA SUPER MEGA CURSED

[realrpofficial]

oi, black hole! let it be known that goopy boi is onto you.

great.

[realrpofficial]

hey it's fazdude, sup

hewwo my dude

[realrpofficial]

whomstve

ayy it’s me, @therealspresso aka armsu aka smaln. resident jarlord and disease expert, at your service.