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Washington Irving

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first day at yaoi high school i hope they don’t find out i’m hetslop…

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hey guys

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what are they saying about me over there

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i'm hungryyyyyyyy

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ever tried total whole grain cereal? that shit rocks

Anonymous,

i’m done with cereal because that shit gets soggy by the time i sit down to eat it and then i lowkey get depressed and have to tell people to not hmu or send streaks because it hurts my feelings so bad

Best, Washington Irving

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writing with my big ass quill tbqh Deer Mr Irving. Why did you let them make that gay ass movie about your thing. Are you stupid. Lots of love Gandhi

My dear Rip H. Open,

i was died

Best regards, Washington Irving

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yellow fever strikes this wicked earth once again #LIT

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I’ve received my fair share of disturbing fan letters and such, but please, and I mean this very sincerely, do not utter the words “cavernous vagina” in reference to my characters ever again.

[skittynation]

his 5 o’clock shadow is killing me

[realwashingtonirving]

Please refrain from speaking about me in this manner.

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to be honest with y’all i didn’t even write this lol

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ichpreg is fine