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(( YOOOO FAM Courtney currently only has three threads in the works with two people, so if anyone wants to start anything with her, hit me up here or on Discord! I’m open to either random threads or plotting or literally anything probably js ))

[gottacatchemall]

[ぽけろぐ]

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i’m a bad kid

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[ ] smoked [x] consumed alcohol [x] slept in the same bed with someone of the another gender [x] slept in the same bed with someone of a similar gender [x] kissed someone of the similar gender [x] had sex [x] had someone in your room other than family [x] watched porn [ ] bought porn [ ] tried drugs

TOTAL: 7

[x] taken painkillers [ ] taken someone else’s prescription medicine [x] lied to your parents [x] lied to a friend [ ] snuck out of the house [x] done something illegal [x] felt hurt [x] hurt someone [ ] wished someone to die [ ] seen someone die

TOTAL: 6

[ ] missed curfew [ ] stayed out all night [ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself [ ] been to a therapist [ ] received a ticket [ ] been to rehab [ ] dyed your hair [ ] been in an accident [x] been to a club [x] been to a bar

TOTAL: 2

[x] been to a wild party [ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade [x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night [ ] had a spring break in Florida [ ] sniffed anything [ ] wore black nail polish [ ] wore arm bands [ ] wore t-shirts with band names [ ] listened to rap

TOTAL: 2

[ ] dressed gothic [x] dressed girly [ ] dressed punk [ ] dressed grunge [x] stole something [x] been too drunk to remember anything [ ] blacked out [x] fainted [ ] had a crush on a neighbor

TOTAL: 3

[ ] had a crush on a friend [ ] been to a concert [ ] dry-humped someone; been dry humped [ ] been called a slut [ ] called someone a slut. [ ] installed speakers in a car [ ] broken a mirror [ ] showered at someone of a gender your attracted to’s house [ ] brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush

TOTAL: 0

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper? [x] seen an R-rated movie [x] cruised the mall [ ] skipped school [ ] had surgery [x] had an injury [ ] gone to court [ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping [x] caught something on fire. [x] lied about your age

TOTAL: 5

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house [ ] broke the law in the police’s presence [ ] made out with someone who had a GF/BF [x] got in trouble with the police [x] talked to a stranger [ ] hugged a stranger [ ] kissed a stranger [ ] rode in the car with a stranger [ ] been harassed [x] been verbally harassed

TOTAL: 4

[ ] met face-to-face with someone you met online [x] stayed online for 5+ hours straight [ ] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight [x] watched TV for 5 hours straight [x] been to a fair [ ] been called a bad influence [ ] drank and drove [ ] prank-called someone [ ] laid on a couch with someone of a gender you’re attracted to [ ] cheated on a test

TOTAL: 3

GRAND TOTAL: 32

If you have 00-10 … write [I’m a goody-goody] If you have 11-20 … write [I’m still a goody-goody] If you have 21-30 … write [I’m average] If you have 31-40 … write [I’m a bad kid] If you have 41-50 … write [I’m a very bad influence] If you have 51-60 … write [I’m a horrible person] If you have 61-70 … write [I should be in jail] If you have 71-80 … write [I should be dead] If you have 81-90 … write [I got a ticket to Hell]

[rpmemesandmusings]

TRUTH OR DARE!

Send my muse a question and something you want them to do. My muse will have to choose between answering the question truthfully or doing whatever action the dare is! Could involve other muses, or not, asker’s choice!

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“home again” (rhodochrosite) wrote:

There are few alternative fashion brands in based in Hoenn that are to my taste. Kalos was far more optimal.

My favorite corset is beginning to wear; I cannot find a suitable replacement that offers international shipping. Sigh.

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“working...” (rhodochrosite) wrote:

The weather is still inaccurate. Perplexing. Cinder continues to act strange.

[bijoux-et-mineraux]

Rhodochrosite with Quartz - Uchucchacua Mine, Lima Department, Peru

[lionessmalva-blog]

(coffee’s for closers) || Courtney & Malva

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lionessmalva:

The cafe is quaint, for lack of a better word, although it would be far nicer if it weren’t for the tacky posters in the front window. Malva can’t blame them too much for those though. With a dozen other little cafes just like this one all over the city, it’s easy to see why they would advertise the one thing they’ve got that the others don’t. And that’s the only reason why she’s there after all.

From her little corner table, she’s got a decent view of the counter and a bit of an angle on the back of the shop where she can see the staff coming in for the next shift. Perfect.

It’s easy enough to spot the cafe’s claim to fame, her hair standing out even several feet away. She’s cuter in person than on the posters, which is saying something as whoever took the pictures definitely got her good side. The cafe is rather uncrowded at the moment, which may or may not have something to do with the vaguely threatening looks Malva’s been sending anyone that comes through the front door.

She came here for a private (unscheduled unofficial) interview, and she’s getting one. There are plenty of up and coming models in Kalos, but few are as elusive as this particular waitress. After briefly inspecting her makeup in her compact mirror, she rises from her table and casually approaches the counter.

“Excuse me,” she says, offering the girl a friendly smile. “You wouldn’t happen to be the woman from the pictures in the front of the cafe, would you?”

She’s never been one for the spotlight. A little girl in Fallarbor, she’d always preferred to keep to herself. Took care of behind-the-scenes and management work in Magma, only stepped into the center ring when it was requested of her and preferred to analyze from afar. Left Hoenn after everything in order to avoid the hassle of being recognized. Now, Courtney had been perfectly content working in a little cafe in Lumiose, spending her evenings curled up with a book in her little one-bedroom apartment, left alone. The damn talent scouts had been incredibly persistent. A couple small-scale photoshoots (meant to satiate them, hoping they’d leave her alone if she complied) and things were spiraling. Courtney had spotted herself on a billboard, once. While she’d had boys come in before asking after her, awed by her foreign air and cold sort of grace, they now came much more persistently and sometimes refused to leave until she threatened them out. It was irritating. And the men in suits only became more desperate for her cooperation. She didn’t mind the work. It was... Flattering. It was the disruptions, the fans, the interviewers, that she despised. This woman, for example. It was obvious as soon as she’d walked in, with that confident air and those sweeping eyes. Courtney ignores her. Busses tables in the break between customers, wipes counters, readjusts the tea display. Ignores the woman entirely and hopes she’ll catch a hint and leave -- isn’t surprised at all when she appears at the counter. Her coworker is in back doing dishes, and so she’s left to take the register. Customer service is held to a high standard in the little shop, but the barista has long since expended her good graces to intrusions like these. She stares at Malva for a long moment, eyes steely. Her tone is flat when she finally speaks.

“Bluk berry scones are half price today with an order of earl gray tea. What would you like?”

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( Yoo! As it stands I have only one thread (maybe) going on Courtney, so if anyone wants to plot, hit me up either on Tumblr messenger, Skype, or Discord! ( ´ ∀ ` ) )

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“scarf enthusiast” (rhodochrosite) wrote:

I cannot believe this cameraman has been following me around for two hours. I would like him to leave.

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magmadarling:

“Magma Boss” (expandtheland) wrote:

I feel I owe you an apology for the way I conducted myself last night. As you pointed out I was… not myself. I apologize for any distress I may have caused. You deserve better from me. 

“scarf enthusiast” (rhodochrosite) wrote:

I am not distressed when you are drunk, sir. But I assume you don’t still...

Wish for me to return.

[lilibiki]

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▸magmadarling:

“Magma Boss” (expandtheland) wrote: Ypull come back when I’m not drunk?

“scarf enthusiast” (rhodochrosite) wrote:

... Yes.

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▸magmadarling:

“Magma Boss” (expandtheland) wrote: Courtney you must come bkac imkidaelty. I have to find my pokelbals. I don’t know where they are and I nedd them. I will lay dows when,I find thme.

“scarf enthusiast” (rhodochrosite) wrote:

We may speak of this later.

When you are... Sober.

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▸magmadarling:

“Magma Boss” (expandtheland) wrote: I am not! I am offendend that you,would say such a thingm. I am perfectly sober to say othwrwisee is frakly, rude. I e,pectin more from you Courtny. … you did not answer my question. :c

“scarf enthusiast” (rhodochrosite) wrote:

Please go lay down. I... am concerned.

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▸ magmadarling:

reanalysis:

“scarf enthusiast” (rhodochrosite) wrote:

There is… Little to do. As usual.

“Magma Boss” (expandtheland) wrote: Courtrny why are you making blog postds. We'very important things to do as you know. You lrft. :C Ah soapking of, do you know where my pokeobals are? I can’t find them.

“scarf enthusiast” (rhodochrosite) wrote:

...Analyzing.

You are drunk.

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lionessmalva:

“Ace Reporter~” (burningbeauty) wrote:

Sounds like you’re in the wrong part of town, dear.

“scarf enthusiast” (rhodochrosite) wrote:

I do not... Party. I assume that is what you meant.