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Remember: going to work might be mandatory but having fun is always an option.
13yo: “Hey dad, if the assistant principal or my Spanish teacher calls you tomorrow, just ignore it.”
I took him to a Lilac Festival.
Wife: “You boys should work on Christmas lists today.”
Me: “Maybe I’ll make my list too…. Let’s see…. what do I want…. Love…. Respect…. Hugs-“
12yo: “Dad. You won’t be getting any of those things from us.”
Yet another misleading internet product. Squirrel feeder? I think not.
THANKS FOR RUINING MY MOTHER’S DAY PRESENT, CHIPMUNK.
Amazon.com : Woodlink 24717 Adirondack Squirrel Feeder, Red : Patio, Lawn & Garden
**Helping kids get their lunches together**
Me: “Okay, here’s a wrap for you.”
11yo: “Yes! Let’s hear it! Will it be on the same level of one of Eminem’s orrrrr….”
“Why would I want to listen to all of Bach’s churros?!?”
11 year old, on day 3 of listening to the Bach Brandenburg Concertos numbers 1-6.
Me: “How was your first day back at school after Thanksgiving? Did you walk right up to the biggest bully in school and say ‘How was your turkey?!’”
12yo:
Me:
12yo:
Me: “Who is the biggest bully in school anyway?”
12yo: “You are.”
Me: “Well, maybe if you weren’t such a DWEEBAZOID I wouldn’t have to bully you so much.”
12yo: “How was your turkey?”
10yo: “I need a hat.”
Me: “Well, we’ll have to ask Uncle Wally to knit you one.”
10yo: “But does he have any black yarn? How can I maintain my tough-guy image with PEPPERMINT?”
My 10yo made me go with him into a mall store just so he could make a punny bathroom joke about the store's name to the person working there.
"Excuse me, do you have a bathroom? Because I have to go VERA BRADLEY."
The heart, it swells with pride.
***Three boats full of Disney characters come by, 10yo ignores them***
***Boat full of drummers comes by, 10yo waves***
10yo: “You see, I wave at people who KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING - not just some crazy people sweating to death inside animal costumes.”
My 10yo just casually mentioned that the Tostitos logo contains two people dipping a chip into salsa. HOW HAVE I NEVER EVER NOTICED THIS???
And how are you all doing on syrup, Denny's? Need me to loan you some? You know, just until the 15th?
They were not warned in advance about this important contest, but they have been preparing for it all their lives.
Me: “So who does a better job making quesadillas, Mom or Da-“
9yo: “MOM!”
Oh.
Anyone else have an extreme phobia of wooden popsicle sticks? I can’t eat off them and literally go into shivery convulsions just watching my 9yo do this. He is unbothered and finds my mental breakdown amusing.
According to my 9yo, this ambulance company finds you dead, briefly revives you, but then you die anyway.
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