reasons i swiped left on tinder

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another white boy who likes craft beer

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'Read more books, you'll thank me later'

Thank you for what? Splicing your sentences? Also, mansplaining much?

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pictures with babies

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openly opposed to the Oxford comma

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multiple sky diving pics

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in a band

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motivational speaker

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using jackhammer as penis metaphor

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lists gpa

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holding dead fish in every picture

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sentences about this blog

tinder is weird.

like really weird.

i get it.

but after a few days, it started getting really weird. and so i decided to start keeping track of all the reasons i swiped left. and then i decided to catalogue it on the internet. 

i’m not gonna post pictures, because while some people might deserve to be shamed, the vast majority of the people i swipe left on probably don’t. if you read something here and you know i’m talking about you, you’re welcome. 

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all pictures are of someone tying shoes

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wants to murder ex-girlfriend