Matt and Pidge headcanons
Pidge was born premature and actually had throat issues the first few years of her life which led her to eating more soft foods for a longer time, thus her obsession with peanut butter
Speaking of her peanut butter cravings Matt used to share her love for the damn food until he ate so much nutella he barfed all over the kitchen counter
Now he can’t even look at a jar of peanut butter or nutella the same way without shuddering
Matt actually hates seeing Pidge cry, it is the worst thing for him and he feels like a monster every time he sees her in tears. It’s one of his biggest weaknesses
Despite both of them terrorizing each other their relationship is extremely close, and it consists of the basis ‘Yeah I can tease you but if anybody else does they’re fucking dead’
Their dog is actually a rescue pup!! They found her when she was a year old on the street and fell in love with her instantly
Matt talked so fucking much about Shiro back at the house that Pidge would start teasing him endlessly about it
“Matt and Shiro sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G-”
Holding back the temptation to stab himself with a fork right there “ Katie shut uP”
Matt’s voice has a tendancy to crack when he’s trying to yell and Pidge doesn’t let him live it down
When Matt figured out he was bi the first person he told was her because sibling solidarity
She confides in him later in return that she’s ace
Now they won’t stop making jokes and everyone around them either hates it or loves it
“Guess you’ll always be all bi yourself matt”
“Haha nice one you damned pokemon”
When Matt first saw Pidge in her current attire he thought he had somehow met an alternate reality version of him and nearly had a heart attack
“Katie-? What are you- Are those my fucking glasses?!”
They both wholeheartedly believed in aliens on earth and are both psyched together that they’re real even tho matt found out in not the greatest of ways
If the other gets hurt you better start running for your life they’re coming for you and everything you hold dear
They know the actual cannibal shia lebouf song by heart and no one knows why
Little do people know they sang it in a school talent show together when they were in primary and it was one the greatest moments of their lives
Matt was what inspired her computer skills from an early age, he showed her how to hack into peoples facebooks for the heck of it and now he’s created the delightful little monster we see today
