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No rest for the w i c k e d Indie Classic!Dante rp blog

[rebelliousprodigy]

"I just watched Sharknado and...what the fuck I don't even."

[hwoaarang]

Black night, dark sky  The devil’s cry 

[rebelliousprodigy]

Sangria saviour ¦Closed RP¦

Most stories portrayed hero's as the guy swooping in on a white stallion and yelling some corny line. They normally weren't the monster, the thing kids checked underneath the bed for.

But he is a rose not yet bloomed in the winter. It's beautiful, hypnotic and dangerous--thorns not yet removed from the stem. And even with these mishaps, the rose is chosen to blossom at a simple touch.

Gloved techniques grips the cold trigger as Dante carelessly stepped off the ledge of the upper balcony and crashed through the glass.

Rains down like a visitor from heaven into the cathedral. Boots land firmly on one of the wooden, one haphazard limb snapping forth and a turn sends the two-tailed coat splayed out like bloody wings.

A single shot is fired past the blonde woman and into the Scarecrow's head.

Aquatic optics look to the human momentarily before his attention moves to a blood trail.

[rebelliousprodigy]

Kneels down so she can see that he wasn’t joking. “Naturally white and not lacking luster.”

[humanityshopearchive-deactivate]

"Pfft. Sure it is."

[rebelliousprodigy]

"Hmph, how about I show you a trick?"

[rebelliousprodigy]

Dante is Mr. Saxobeat to the ladies and nothing will change my mind.

[rebelliousprodigy]

"I’m only twenty-eight…and my hair is white not old man gray."

[humanityshopearchive-deactivate]

"Pssh right. And I’m twenty-five and have blood orange hair."

[rebelliousprodigy]

Kneels down so she can see that he wasn't joking. "Naturally white and not lacking luster."

[rebelliousprodigy]

"Why even go through all that fucking work when you can snatch other kids candy?"

[humanityshopearchive-deactivate]

"Aren’t you too old to steal candy from anyone anyway?"

[rebelliousprodigy]

"I'm only twenty-eight...and my hair is white not old man gray."

[watermanx-uk-blog1]

[rebelliousprodigy]

"A day where stupid people dress up as stupid shit to get candy. I mean why knock on people’s doors when you can rob Walmart?"

[humanityshopearchive-deactivate]

"Why even bother to knock when you can break their doors and steal their candy?"

[rebelliousprodigy]

"Why even go through all that fucking work when you can snatch other kids candy?"

[humanityshopearchive-deactivate]

         “The fuck is halloween?”

[rebelliousprodigy]

"A day where stupid people dress up as stupid shit to get candy. I mean why knock on people's doors when you can rob Walmart?"

[thebearerofyamato-deactivated20]

rebelliousprodigy:

[thebearerofyamato-deactivated20]

Awkward fidget before he swats him away. “That’s skin you moron. We technically can’t gain weight…though Mundus is kinda a fat fuck now.” Stop that Vergil.

“And you are becoming one too.” The half-devil crossed…

[rebelliousprodigy]

I’ve come to reclaim my power: rebelliousprodigy: thebearerofyamato: rebelliousprodigy: Awkward…

"Fuck you very much, Vagina."

[thebearerofyamato-deactivated20]

“How mature, Dante.”

[rebelliousprodigy]

"Hmm, you know I'm hilarious. That's why you love your brudder."

[rebelliousprodigy]

  ((I’m going as Vergil Omfg. Got Yamato and the wig and everything…except the fedora. Still waiting for that.))

[anivara-archive]

((dhfasdjf; no waaaaay!! I’m not going to use weapons though… since I never made them XD but I’m just dressing up as fem!Dante, since I have the leather coat, red clothes and my hair has been bleached white. I’m pretty excited!))

[rebelliousprodigy]

((I swear I will be the only female Vergil still dressed like a dude--without showing cleavage and heels lol. And the pants are soo fucking tight. We have to post pics like bosses))

[rebelliousprodigy]

[thebearerofyamato-deactivated20]

rebelliousprodigy:

[thebearerofyamato-deactivated20]

Awkward fidget before he swats him away. “That’s skin you moron. We technically can’t gain weight…though Mundus is kinda a fat fuck now.” Stop that Vergil.

“And you are becoming one too.” The half-devil crossed...

[rebelliousprodigy]

"Fuck you very much, Vagina."

[rebelliousprodigy]

"For Halloween I ask you to please not dress as me because Demons are stupid and will think you ARE me…but I’m too fabulous to be portrayed.

And another thing, do not dress like the goddamn demons. I shot three toddlers last year so spare Ebony and Ivory the regret.

Just dress like Optimus Prime or Spiderman—a fucking slice of pizza..Whatever.”

[anivara-archive]

((This makes me laugh because I actually am dressing up as Dante for Halloween.))

[rebelliousprodigy]

((I'm going as Vergil Omfg. Got Yamato and the wig and everything...except the fedora. Still waiting for that.))

[rebelliousprodigy]

"Oh yeah, don't dress like pizza. Totally didn't mean to suggest that."

[rebelliousprodigy]

"For Halloween I ask you to please not dress as me because Demons are stupid and will think you ARE me...but I'm too fabulous to be portrayed.

And another thing, do not dress like the goddamn demons. I shot three toddlers last year so spare Ebony and Ivory the regret.

Just dress like Optimus Prime or Spiderman--a fucking slice of pizza..Whatever."

[thebearerofyamato-deactivated20]

rebelliousprodigy:

[thebearerofyamato-deactivated20]

"……Ha! I’m fucking positive."

“Are you?” As he reaches to grab a flab of fat and stretched it. “Are you sure, Dante?”

Awkward fidget before he swats him away. “That’s skin you moron. We technically can’t gain weight…though Mundus is kinda a fat fuck now.” Stop that Vergil.

“And you are becoming one too.” The half-devil crossed his arms over his chest. “Your face has put on a few pounds, Brother.”

[rebelliousprodigy]

"No..I...fuck you. My weight is perfectly fine." He has a derpy look on his face right now.