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KINKTOBER
╰┈➤ DAY TEN: TOYS w/ WADE WILSON
You can't believe you really agreed to that stupid bet.
Walking through the city, towards some gory commotion Wade wanted front row seats to (before helping to diffuse the situation), you're so uncomfortable.
"Ooooh, it pulses, too? Gimme a quick review, dollface." Wade coos, and you're grateful that his mask conceals the shit eating grin he's probably got on his dumb face as you jolt and tense mid-step. The little bullet vibrator stuffed deep inside your gooey cunt rumbles through your core rhythmically, laughing at you with the same taunting nature as Wade beside you.
"Fucking stop-" You whine, hands grabbing at your sides and gripping onto the material of your top, trying to maintain a fragment of stability as you shoot Wade a harsh glare.
"Faster? Got ya." He chimes, upping the speed of the pulsing toy to a cruel pace, making you inhale sharply and run on wobbling, dripping legs to the nearest alley, Wade laughing and following close behind with eager strides.
You tug the collar of your suit down so that you can breathe better, face buried in your arms, which are crossed and pressed against the wall as you pant and mewl into your warm skin. Wade had shoved the stupid thing so deep you swear you could feel it buzzing in your tummy, making your stomach tighten and your hips buck and wind in a pathetic attempt to either escape the sensation, or fuck yourself against the vibrator.
Noticing your obvious desperation to achieve some relief one way or the other, Wade comes up behind you, powerful chest pressed right between your shoulder blades and pushing you further up against the wall. One of his hands snakes it's way between your legs, squeezing your ass on the way down before firmly pressing the heel of his palm against the base of the toy, intensifying every tingling, throbbing sensation of bliss coursing through your oozing pussy.
"And I thought I was the attention whore in this little operation. You couldn't even make it a few more blocks before needing my help? Filthy." Wade mutters, making you feel a flurry of mind numbing humiliation at your current situation as he goes further and dips his hand beneath your panties, fucking it up into you, the sick sounds of your slick squelching against hard, girthy silicone accompanying the sounds of people on the street a mere feet away from the two of you supposed 'heroes'.
His fingers are slick with your arousal as he grips the toy tightly, pulling it out of your tight cunt with no remorse, making you cry out in surprise and disappointment. But then, he doesn't let go. Instead, he holds the vibrator tightly against your clit, rubbing it in small, teasing circles that hurl you into a leg-shaking orgasm, pussy drenching the crotch of your panties, the gravel beneath your feet, and Wade's gloved hand.
With a low whistle and smug laugh, Wade fixes up your suit, but not before plugging up your gaped, glistening cunt with the vibrator once again. He turns it down to a low, sultry setting as he leads you back onto the main street, pretending like nothing happened so that he can keep having his fun with you.
Best bet he's ever made.
Deadpool Dating HC’s
Wade Wilson/Deadpool x gn!reader | Fluff | A/N: Sorry for not posting in a while yall, I had a huge test this month and needed to lock in 😮💨 Writing this lil thing for my man tonight, cuz it's just atrocious out here... wrong tagging for fics w/ completely diff characters, almost no content to begin with... Baby deserves better
✧ Dating Deadpool is a once in a lifetime kind of experience. There’s no one else quite like him, and when you finally get past the brazen jokes and his terrifying collection of weapons, you find a man that’s sweet and funny and adores you to bits.
✧ It takes a little while for Wade to feel at ease with taking his mask off around you… charisma and loudness aside, there is a part of him that fears the moment you see his true face, you’ll never want to see him again. It wouldn’t be the first time someone ran for the hills, and the thought of you following suit is enough to keep the mask on. The day he shows you- the day you tell him he’s still handsome and you aren’t going anywhere- is the day he falls in love.
✧ Even when he’s away on missions he still makes time to check in with you, whether that’s through facetime or spamming you with texts. He’s not shy to let you know just how much he misses your company and how hard he’s gonna hug (ahem) you when he comes home. If he’s been gone for longer than a week, you’ll often wake up to 10+ sickly sweet couple memes sent to you, like the ones of two cats sleeping together and cuddling. He’s a man in love, what is he to do?
✧ The banter is on a whole other level. Flirty, witty, teasing and insanely funny; it’s nothing like you’ve ever known before, and nothing you would ever trade. If you can keep up with the infamous Merc with a Mouth and give it right back to him, he’ll be swooning over you like a cat in heat.
✧ He’s a big fan of petnames, and the cheesier they are the better. Poohbear, honeybuns, peanut, smooshiepoo; in your boyfriend’s eyes, there is no such thing as “too cringey”.
✧ Wade has serenaded you on a couple occasions, and yes there was a dance number involved.
✧ Loves it when you take his clothes and wear them outside or around the house. There’s something incredibly intimate and domestic about seeing how his clothes fit on your body, and it just makes him feral. (He steals your underwear in return—it’s only fair after all).
✧ Speaking of clothes, Wade is enthusiastic about matching with you. You have plenty matching t-shirts and hoodies scattered in your wardrobe, some more appropriate than others. It’s like he makes it an objective to get the most tasteless and publicly unacceptable ones to add to your collection. For example, he got you a shirt that says ‘I beat my meat’ in big bold letters, and a matching one for him that says ‘Hi, I’m meat.’ He pouted until you finally relented and wore it (the stares you both got that day were uncountable).
✧ He even got you your very own Deadpool costume so you could match him. His cuteness aggression that day was something else, and you were lovingly dubbed his babypool. Some of those adoring kisses did turn to bites.
✧ He is constantly looking at you with so much adoration and love, his eyes might as well be big red hearts. He’ll cup your cheek and kiss your face like you’re the cutest thing he’s ever seen.
✧ His love language? All of them, all the time. He brings you little trinkets and snacks whenever he can, and he has your coffee/tea order memorized. He’s constantly curious about the things you enjoy and like to do, and so it’s easy for him to remember when it comes to giving you gifts.
✧ Will genuinely, actually squeal if you get him/do something for him in return. He’s feeling down and you bring him a chimichanga? He mentions wanting something sweet and you make him some cookies? Oh, there’s tears in his eyes.
✧ He’ll draw pictures of you two together and hang them up on the fridge for you to find in the morning. Some are… more explicit than others.
✧ Dating the Deadpool is never boring, and you get exactly what you see. He’s always dragging you on late night adventures that end up with you two in places you’ve never been before, completely lost. One time he told you to come to the roof and he was waiting for you inside a helicopter. Yes, it was stolen. Surprisingly though, his dates can be very thoughtful and sweet, and he makes it a point to plan them often to keep the spark alive.
✧ It’s so easy to forget that your carefree and silly man is a mercenary sometimes… until it isn’t. Anybody who makes you feel uncomfortable or scared is promptly taken care of, and a part of you is almost too nervous to ask for details. You’ll never forget the deranged look in his eyes when a lowlife creep hit on you that one time…
Waking up to them! Pt.2
Featuring: Logan Howlett (800+ wc), Kurt Wagner (900+ wc), Scott Summers (1.6k+, can you tell he's my favorite? I wasn't making a separate post just for him), and Wade Wilson (900+ wc)
Content Warning: 18+ NSFW, afab!reader, Logan smells reader, bad German translations for Kurt, switch!Scott (I know ball), switch!reader, not-so-dry humping, teasing, mating press, desperate need for touching, biting, (kinda) forced orgasm with Wade, referring to genitals like they're a person (Logan/Wade), Wade refers to himself as Daddy once, p-in-v sex, unprotected sex (Kurt/Scott), cream pie (Kurt/Scott), oral (f receiving), a lot of swearing, praise and groping.
Note: Following up on a request of (literally quoting) anything with Scott and Kurt with a Fem Reader. Happy Pride Month to my fellow queer people and our supporters. I love you and remember to be yourself ♥️🧡💛💚💙💜
Pt 1 Ft. Remy LeBeau + Anna Marie LeBeau
Logan
Morning breaks through the window next to your shared bed. The sounds of birds outside in the early sunlight draws your attention first as the grogginess settles in. Your eyes blink open, squinted up at the ceiling as you take in a deep breath as they fight the blinding light of early morning sunshine.
Your eyes shift to the right, the space next to you vacant of its usual inhabitant. No hairy lump of a man attached to your side to grumble about you grabbing him while you're sleeping. Acting like he hates it when you want to hold him first thing in the morning but never bothers putting up a fight and clings to you like some kind of attention starved puppy.
Morning after with my fav marvel men
Marvel x f!bodied reader
Minors DNI, 18+ !!! EXPLICIT SMUT, HEAVILY IMPLIED SMUT
Characters : frank castle, matt murdock, peter parker, kurt wagner, wade wilson, eric brooks, scott summers, remy lebeau, logan howlett, johnny storm
thinking about a man who fucks you into the mattress like a rabid dog. he laughs with smug satisfaction at the noises he hammers out of you, and the shame brands your cheeks with red.
"you're such a fuckin' freak, you know that? fuck. you get a kick out of lyin' to everyone about what you are? you deserve an oscar."
nobody would believe him if he told them, of course. but he doesn't have to. the shame is enough for you alone, because it will lead you back to him again and again, no matter how bad for you he is. but that's fine.
something that feels this good can't possibly be that bad, right?
is there a space somewhere in your world (that was always for me?)
summary: After dodging Carmy for about a week, he shows up on your doorstep
title from: "To Love" by Suki Waterhouse
word count: 3.9k
content warnings: reader has a menstrual cycle but can still read gender neutral, Carmy's like a big frickin dork, carmy manhandles reader a little, nothing super crazy this time around
side note: for clarification, takes place pretty closely after the tiffrank wedding. readers at least still bitter about it. Olive really helped with this one! everyone give her a kiss and say thank you
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We’re Together
Carmy Berzatto x reader
summary: After Carmy smacks your ass your coworkers go after your secret boyfriend
a/n: felt like writing something funny
It was a regular day at The Bear. Syd and Carmy were prepping, Marcus was piping a cake, and Richie was helping you set up the place settings outside. You were off some silverware, so you made your way to the kitchen.
The skirt that you picked out today was tastefully short and didn’t go unnoticed by Carmy. He was discreet enough in his glances that nobody would’ve guessed you were anything past coworkers.
not your boyfriend
a/n: carmen berzatto is more than smut i promise lol
it happens in line at the bakery.
you don’t even realize you’ve done it until carmy goes very still beside you, like someone just pulled the emergency brake on his nervous system.
“yeah,” you’re saying to the girl behind the counter, pointing vaguely at him, “my boyfriend wants the sourdough, but i’m getting the pain au chocolat.”
boyfriend.
the word barely finishes leaving your mouth when you feel it — the shift. the silence. the stare.
you turn your head: his jaw is tight. eyes narrowed. offended. genuinely offended.
“boyfriend?” he repeats.
you blink. once. twice. “yeah?”
a sharp, frustrated breath leaves him, and for a moment, he looks truly stung. you’re used to his irritation; you’ve watched him weather his sister, richie, and the endless chaos of the faks. but this time, the annoyance doesn't quite hide the fact that he looks actually, deeply hurt.
“i’m not your boyfriend.”
the girl behind the counter freezes, pastry halfway into a bag. you immediately panic.
“oh my god — no, sorry — he is — i-i mean—”
“i’m not,” he says under his breath.
you stare at him.
“carm,” you say, lowering your voice. “are you serious right now?”
he looks at you, incredulous. “yeah. yeah, i’m serious. that’s not… accurate anymore.”
the girl behind the counter is very invested now.
you grin, reaching up to hook your fingers into the heavy wool of his collar. your thumb finds a sliver of warm skin at the nape of his neck as you pull him slightly closer. “i didn’t think you’d mind.”
he shrugs, but there’s something soft under it. “i don’t. i just—” another pause. “i like the other word.”
a snort escapes you. he’s being so absurdly sincere that you don’t know whether to poke fun at him or pull him into a kiss regardless of the strangers watching.
he won't let it go, doubling down. “we did a whole thing. w-we slow danced. there was a ring.”
you lift your hand between you, wiggle your fingers so the light hits the ring. “this ring?”
“yeah,” he says, satisfied. then, quieter, “that ring.”
you lean in, pressing a feather-light kiss to his cheek, lingering just long enough for him to feel the warmth of your breath. the noise of the crowd fades as you whisper the word directly into the space between you: “sorry, fiancé.”
that hits him different. you can tell. his shoulders relax. his mouth twitches like he’s trying not to smile.
“thank you,” he mutters.
the girl behind the counter clears her throat. “so… two sourdoughs?”
carmy pauses. looks at you. then says, “yeah. for my fiancée.”
you laugh so hard you almost miss the pain au chocolat.
outside, walking down the street, he laces his fingers with yours, grip warm and solid.
“you can call me whatever you want,” he says, like he’s thought about it. “just… not boyfriend.”
you squeeze his hand. “heard, chef.”
he side-eyes you.
you grin. “i’m just kidding, baby.”
this time, he smiles. it’s a soft, prideful look that reaches his eyes. he knows it’s almost irrational, the way he’s making such a production out of this, but he can't pass up the chance to hear you claim him. loving you has made him realize he’s allowed to be a little greedy for once. and he isn’t about to stop now. not when he’s this far gone. not when he’s so irrevocably all in.
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carmy and the prompt 8. from the first time list!! i’d die to see what you come up with :))
title; bumping and grinding (Carmen Berzatto x fem!reader)
prompt/s; “I don’t know if I can do this.” “That’s okay. We don’t have to do this. You want to cuddle instead?” — from first time prompts
warnings; newly established relationship, she calls him Carm, he calls her petnames (sweetheart, baby), virgin!reader, smut ish, minors do not interact!!!, dry humping x, they kiss and such, title is word play on that one song lol (it came to mind with the idea and when i was titling this x), possible ooc!carmy, not my finest work, that’s it basically? lmk if i missed any !! (1,807 words)
a/n; i’m so sorry for the wait on this 😣
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Thinking about dry humping Carmy
Carmy’s fresh out of the shower, damp curls framing his face. He’s only bothered to put on some grey boxers. Flipping through the channels on the tv, his thighs spread open as he gets himself comfortable on the couch. The position leaves little to the imagination; his underwear practically clings to his skin.
You’re in one of his white t-shirts and a lacy pair of underwear. The combination is what has him pulling you towards him the second you sit down on the couch. “C’mere. Sit on my lap,” he mutters lowly. You eagerly straddle his hips as his hands hold your face. “You look so pretty in my clothes.” He’s not making eye contact with you, keeping his eyes locked on your lips.
he tells me he's gentle when he wants to be (18+)
summary: Carmy's first time giving head is... interrupted....
title from: "touch tank" by quinnie
word count: 1.4k
content warnings: smut MDNI!!!! afab reader genitalia, CLAIRE SORRY FOLKS (just briefly mentioned and implied conversation), implied blowjob, pussy eating, voyeurism (??? unknowingly cause Claire's not aware but on the phone with reader during)
side note: don't like it that much and it's a bit short but !!!!! here's another interlude friends! thank you to olive again
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s3 carmen i need to take you out to the alley to give you a freak nasty blowjob to make you calm down-💫
let’s talk about blowing Carmy to give him stress relief. Word count: 1613
I’m thinking about working at the bear as a server. You and Carmy have always had tension. Longing glances that went on a little bit too long. Lingering touches of his hand on your waist when he needs to get around you.
This night, Carmy is on fire during service. There’s practically steam coming out of his ears. He’s barking orders without a care, expecting to be listened to. Usually, he directs most of his anger towards the kitchen staff, but you land in his crosshairs.
“Why the fuck is it taking you so long inbetween plates? Are you taking the scenic view back to the kitchen or some shit? Stop wasting time and hurry the fuck up.”
“Chef. Chill,” you respond. As soon as the words leave your mouth, you realize how bad of an idea it was to say that.
“The only thing you should be saying is ‘Yes, chef’. Do you want to try that again?” You turn to face Sydney instead of Carmen, trying to keep your cool.
“Chef Syd. Can you hold down the fort for a second? I need to talk to Carmy really quick.”
okay but imagine carmy’s first time without the condom☝️😊 how he’d ask you if you’re sure so many times beforehand and when he’s finally inside he has to hold you still because damn! that feels almost too good! and it’s even worse if it’s the first time he cums inside too -💫
Carmy has you stripped naked within ten minutes of knocking your apartment door. You fall back on the mattress and watch as he quickly takes off his shirt and pants.
He crawls over top of you next, meeting your lips for a series of hot, messy kisses. He’s still wearing his boxers, so you take it upon yourself to push down his waistband so he can kick them off. He groans into your mouth when you grip his cock and lightly stroke him, spreading precum down his length.
“Need you to fuck me, Carm. Please—don’t wanna be teased. Just need you.” Carmy usually insists on eating you out first, but you want him inside of you.
“Y-yeah—I’ll take care of you.” He pauses for a moment, realization hitting him. “Shit! I don’t have a condom.”
“I wasn’t expecting you, or I would have bought some,” you giggle. He showed up tonight completely unannounced. He kissed you with hunger when you opened the door, making it clear what he needed from you.
“Sorry, I uh—just had to see you. Couldn’t stop thinking about you all day at work—shit—“ his voice falters as you stroke his dick again. More precum forms at his tip. “I can eat you out?” He offers.
“Want you, Carmy. I’m on birth control, it’ll be fine.”
You feel his cock pulse in your hand from your words.
“Are you—are you saying—“
“Please, Carm. I want you to fuck me.”
the muscles…. let me pronebone with carmen PLEASE PLEASE JUST ONCE!! -💫
Well I didn’t know that position had a name but yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
He has you flat on your stomach with a small pillow underneath your hips. This position makes his cock hit so deep inside of you, like feeling him in your guts kind of deep.
Carmen is already fighting for his life the second he presses into you. “Fuck, baby—so fucking tight—holy shit.” Maybe it’s confidence from not having eye contact, but Carmy literally cannot shut up when he starts thrusting into you at a rough pace. “Shit—you can’t keep squeezing me like that or I’ll cum.”
“Please, Carm,” you whine. Your head turns to look over your shoulder at Carmy. Fuck, he looks so gorgeous like this. He’s got both of his hands digging into the meat of your hips. Carmy’s biceps bulge from the way he’s gripping your skin. His teeth bite at his lower lip as his eyes watch the spot where the two of you connect, before darting over to meet your eyes.
“Yeah? Want me to stay inside and pump you full? Is that why you’re squeezing me like a fucking vice?”
Carmy coddling you through an orgasm. He’s got his fingers rubbing on that spot deep inside of you. He’s already brought you to a peak with his tongue but he’s determined to keep it going. Words of encouragement spill out of Carmy’s mouth.
“Atta girl, just like that.”
“There you go, sweetheart. That’s my girl.”
“That’s it, baby, keep cumming just like that for me.”
i'm just thinking about how a reader sends nudes to Carmen while he's at work and he just likes them LOL (but he's actually really nervous 'bout this💔)
OH MY GOSH this little nerd literally putting a thumbs up reaction on it im crying.
He’s just looking at his phone midway into dinner rush at the Bear and he turns pink so fast. You’ve sent him a “classy” nude. It’s a mirror picture with a hand lazily covering your nipples and your legs crossed just enough that you can’t really see anything. You’ve sent a message along with the picture, simply reading: just had an everything shower. don’t stay out too late ;)
Out of reflex he literally presses his phone screen to his chest like a kid trying to kid their phone from their parents. Once he realizes there’s no one actually around him, he lets himself take a proper look at the picture.
Carmy, however, has no idea how to even respond to your pictures (and if he looks any longer he’s going to get hard) so he holds down the picture, and clicks the thumbs up reaction. That’s right, not a heart, a thumbs up.