BH ORG. Labs

"YES SIR, BLACKHAT!" ((Indie! Selective crossverfriendly! Dr.Flug from Villainous))

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girlishgiggle​:

“More Hellspawn. Naturally.”

“So normal children... Ugh... I don’t even know how my bosses biology works. I wouldn’t be shocked if he he could just...drool in my mouth and in next six hours some horrid creature eats its way out of my body.” 

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“BREED- WHAT?!” 

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@virtuouswhitehatorganization

(Mecha Max-hero)

Hola, man I could look at your inventions all day.

“Thanks, please remove yourself from the lawn as I am bogged down enough with contracts that my planets are hungry. So unless you have an appointment.” He gestures at his rather large snap dragons that are licking their lips ready to bite. 

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anon: The doctor ain’t lying. After what he did to Mojo Jojo, I’m never doubting his abilities ever again.

He pulls out a remote and pushes a button opening a portal under the anon’s feet watching them drop into the new horrid dimension. “And that’s how you find and clean out a mole. Remember Villains any and all black hat company videos shared with out written consent will be punished.” 

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“You touch anything in my lab and your name isn’t Blackhat. I will end you. I will drop you into Shadow prison X  just listen you to beg!! BEG!” His hand is shaking holding a  cup of coffee. 

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“Good bye normal work hours... hello 24 hr work day and Cambot becoming coffee bot.” 

[loviely]

the sexual tension between me and disappearing without a trace

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“Some family holidays are coming up.... Wonder what happened to mine...” 

[bloodenjoyer]

gay as fuck to be a mad scientist. what are you mad about. men. are you just crazy about men

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#I hear science is a man dominated field. is that what you want? to be dominated by other men?

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“Ah? I’m sorry, but did you honestly expect your came to an island inhabited by only people that worship the ground Lord Blackhat walks on?” 

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Listening to The Way It Ends from The Death Note musical 

This whole song can take on a whole new role if you consider Goldheart’s goal to end all villiany. If he spun it to “save” Flug from his “Dark fate.”  But...Just the idea of Goldheart manipulating Flug into seeking out and working for Black Hat. Using various heroes to test what Black Hat out.  [Flug] I've seen through you right from the start! [Goldheart] I've simply let you play your part!   Just the whole idea of them being constant foils to each other. Just the concept of Heed throwing Flug into the spot light to lure Goldheart out to her. Really it just lets Goldheart see Flug has not given up Villiany.  I’m having hopes Goldheart is the over arching antagonist of the show. Just the idea of him trying to pin Black Hat down.  The fight that could show Flug attempting to stop Goldheart from being killed by his boss.  Flug thrown across and away ....GOD OR  BLACKHAT USING HIM AS MEAT SHELD  LAUGHING AS GOLDHEART PUNCHS THROUGH FLUG’S GUT.  Blackhat cooing at Flug and Godlheart how even heroes are just attention seeking Villains.  

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Spoilers below 

Listen... I have seen my boi and His rival and I have million ideas running through my head.  From possible brother, to possible Frankenstein Creation, to an EX.  Everyone knows the theory that Flug and Goldheart beign brothers with a bitter rivalry. Which I’m sure Blackhat enjoys playing on.  BUT LIKE... SOMEONE PUT SUBS ON MISS HEEDS ENDING   BRAH THERE ARE LINES IN THERE THAT HAVE ME REELING.  LIKE   Did Heed not only target Flug because she knew he could complete her perfume the way she needed it. Is Goldheart actually soft on Flug? Is he trying to end villainy to get his relationship back on track with Kennings?   WHAT IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP?  How the fuck is BH gonna deal with this drama bullshit???   UGH I MUST KNOW 

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DEADPOOL SENTENCE STARTERS

From both movies starring Ryan Reynolds.

He is as dishonourable as he is attractive. Shit… Did I leave the stove on? House blowing up builds character. I only have twelve bullets so you’re going to have to share. I’m touching myself tonight. What the shit-biscuit?! Really? Rolling up the sleeves? I may be super, but I’m not a hero. Some of the best love stories begin with a murder. I will shoot your fucking cat! Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in? I’m just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up even worse guys. Motherfucker, you’re the world’s worst friend. Hakuna his tatas, he’s sorry. It’s time to put balls in holes. What if I just held on and never let you go? Jesus Christ, it’s like I made you in a computer. I think we can all just agree that shit just went wrong in the most colossal way possible. I had a Liam Neeson nightmare. I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he wasn’t having it. That guy was already up there when I got here. Rock, meet bottom. Please don’t make the supersuit green, or animated. This place seems sanitary. One thing that never survives in this place is humor. What the fuck is wrong with you? You look like an avocado who had sex with an older, way uglier avocado. This shit’s gonna have nuts in it. Today was as much fun as a sandpaper dildo. Motherfucker should’ve worn his brown pants. It sounds even stupider when you say it. Fuck Wolverine! Every good family film starts with a great murder. Oh, I shit my pants. Kiss me like you missed me. You’re a lot smarter than I look. You can’t really live until you’ve died a little. You are not judge, jury or executioner. You’ve let me down for the last time. What did I do to piss off a grumpy old sucker with a Winter Soldier arm? Dubstep is for pussies. You sure you’re not from the DC universe? You shut your trashmouth! Luck isn’t a superpower. I guess dubstep never dies. Why couldn’t god take my hearing? It’s a goddamn fannypack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch. I have no idea what’s happening. I will bathe in the blood of your enemies. You’re just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. Let’s fuck some shit up is my legal middle name. My body and hands are so soft. Blessed are the wicked who are healed by my hand. Only best buddies execute pedofiles together. And they say millennials are the hardest to reach. Damn, it feels good to be a gangster! He even runs like a fucking pervert. You sacrificed yourself for me. Is that a knife in my dick? There’s a knife in your dick.

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anon: you're so evil Dr. shame Black Hat doesn't see it

“Lord Black Hat sees it. If I wasn’t evil or smart enough I wouldn’t be his longest standing scientist now would I?” 

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“It’s halloween, I’ve just seen a lust demon and I’m wondering... Is there a dick for each head or just one massive dick?” 

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anon: are you dating wickedperfection​ in real life?

what the fuck ? My dudes... My bros... MY PEEPS 

Don’t ask this.  Ever. Like no.  This right here, this is creepy as fuck to ask someone on Anon and on something you know will be public.    The answer is no, but like stop and think hard if it’s any of your business to know my personal life. Are we close? We clearly aren’t if you asking this on anon. So like, maybe its not your business what goes on in the personal life of others? Some do keep their personal life private from others till ya know, trust is made and friendship blossoms BEYOND an fandom connection.  Like HOLY SHIT my dudes, 

I’m really shocked to be getting this. I’m not gonna lie.   Don’t ask personal questions like this guys. Delving into relationships is never anyones business.   If you asking the muse if they are dating the character that’s fine. 

But NEVER Ask the mun who they are dating. It’s not your business, and it won’t be unless the mun tells you personally in a private chat. 

Like Holy shit. 

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anon: so what do you think about PaperHat?

I like it, But this is a VERY VERY VERY hardship for me to do.  Like the Blackhat has to be like an unapologetic villain. The ship has to be DISGUSTING AND TOXIC. Like it can’t be “Hes sweet only to flug” when we actively see the man choking Flug and scaring him half to death.  Like he has to be nice and charming but there’s manipulation behind it. Not obvious either, like subtle and pushing at all the right buttons or twisting the knife just right.  The ship must be toxic if you wish to do it with me. They must have chemistry to do it mainly too. If there’s no spark, ya ain’t gettin more then a customer service smile and nod.