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Exciting News! âĽ
Ah, I am so excited to share these news with you honestly!! Since someone asked me to create a website, I decided to do so and now finally have one!
The website is WannabeAlicesRecipes âĽ
Itâs still under some construction and not exactly how I want it, but I am working on it!! I plan on posting my recipes there as well as here and more or less using it as a âplan Bâ if my tumblr blog gets deleted again!
Honestly it makes me so happy. When I started this blog a little more than a year ago, I thought nobody would really like my recipes and used it more for myself and the support Iâve been getting is so heartwarming. Iâve come a long way and for the first time in my life I have something I can be proud of and something I look forward to.
In the future I want to make even more recipes, help as many people as I can and interact with you all as much as possible! Thank you so much for helping em accomplish this. Thank you so much for supporting me. You all mean so much to me! âĽ
Just got some work done on my website! Still new to it, but Iâm getting there ^~^ââ Check it out! âĽ
0 CALORIE VANILLA ICE CREAM!!! I used: đŚice cubes (more or less depending on the thickness you want) đŚ stevia or other 0 cal sweeteners đŚ vanilla extract or flavor đŚ salt (teensy bit) đŚwater Blend and enjoy! Mine turned out more milkshake-y bc I didnât have enough ice cubes but itâs still yummy. ⨠xo
HAND APPLE PIES (plant based)
½ cup plant based margarine
1 ½ cup GF baking flour
Âź tsp salt ~2 tbsp ice water
Place flour, salt and margarine into a food processor (use a dough blade if you have one, if not no big deal). Pulse into mixture is crumbly similar to corn meal. Slowly add water, 1 tbsp at a time. Continue to pulse until mixture begins to form a dough. Form into a ball and place in refrigerator for about 30-60 minutes. Remove from fridge. Flour your work surface and roll out dough super thin (3-4mm). Cut into even rectangles, use a ruler if needed. Use a cookie cutter to cut out shapes on top. Make sure to only cut out shapes on half of the rectangle pieces that way the other half can be used as the bottom of the hand pies. Place filling in the center of the bottom rectangles. Dip a pastry brush in a little water and brush the very edges of the rectangle so that the top piece with the cut out shapes will stick to it. Use your fingers to pinch the edges together. Place onto a baking sheet and bake for 25-30 minutes at 400°F. In the last 5 minutes of baking, remove from over and brush with a little melted margarine and place back in oven. This will give a nice golden brown color. Let cool and enjoy!
APPLE FILLING
7-8 apples (peeled and sliced into small chunks)
1 tsp cinnamon
Âź tsp nutmeg
2 tbsp margarine
2 tbsp cornstarch
3 tbsp water
Place apples, Margarine and spices in a large pot. Cook until apples have softened on the outside but are still crisp on the inside. Meanwhile, mix together cornstarch and water to make a slurry. Pour slurry mixture into apples a little at a time. Stir mixture and stop adding slurry once apple mixture has thickened to the point of not being runny.
â¨60 cal smoothie bowlâ¨
I have a variation of this every morning and it keeps me full for hours. The tofu thickens it nicely and has way less calories than banana or ice cream, plus lots of protein! It also tastes delicious and looks super nice on my insta story lol
50g Frozen blueberries (27)
40g Silken tofu (20)
â cup Unsweetened almond milk (10)
2 Ice cubes (0)
Place all ingredients in a blender/food processor and blend until smooth and thicc :)))
Add water or almond milk if mixture is struggling to blend
Pour into a shallow bowl and top with whatever you want (see below for my notes)
Take a pic cos itâll look fiiiiine (feel free to reblog this with your creations)
Notes: This is my basic recipe but I also love it with strawberries, dragonfruit, mango, cherries, etc. I also top it with extra berries, cacao nibs, frozen almond milk and coconut if i want to spice it up (this will change the calorie count)
*if you are struggling with an eating disorder i encourage you to seek help as soon as possible. i am in no way encouraging the development of an ed, this is just a recipe that i feel safe eating
RECIPE MASTERPOST
Thank you to Thinforrestfairy who requested this
Heres a list of all my recipes so far!Â
Banana Pancakes = 135 kcal
Vegan Pulled âporkâ = 341 kcal
Mexican Cauliflower Rice = 70 kcal per serve
Tabouli Lettuce Cups = 185 kcal
Thai Bazil ânoodlesâ = 178 kcal
Pineapple Sorbet = 85 kcal per serve
Alfredo Pasta Sauce = 180 kcal per cup
Avocado Alfredo = 162 kcal per serve
Thai Carrot Soup =Â 61 kcal per cup
Pineapple Cake = 154 kcal per serve
Pineapple Cauliflower Rice =Â 109 kcal per serve
Tomato Soup = 57 kcal per 250 grams
Asian Cucumber Salad = 125 kcal
Strawberry Ginger Beetroot Sorbet = 180 kcal
Mocha Frappuccino = 26 kcal
Veggie Patties = 104 per pattieÂ
Cauliflower Fried Rice = 294 kcal
Spinach Banana Muffins = 86 kcal per muffin
Low Cal mini Pizza = over 55 kcal (depends on toppings)
Cinnamon Rolls = 83 kcal per roll
Banana Mini Muffins = 26 kcal per muffin
Simple Syrup = 0 kcal
Zucchini Pizza Boats = over 50 kcal (depends on toppings)
Spanish Cauliflower Rice = 88 kcal per serve
Cauliflower Kale Soup = 27 kcal per cup
Aquafaba Icecream = 33 kcal per unflavoured cup (extra for flavours)
Bean Wraps = 27 kcal per wrap
Vegetable Frittatas = 483 kcal
Chocolate Meringue = 7 kcal per cookie
Zucchini Ramen = 228 kcal
Boba Ice pops = 69 kcal per ice pop
Cheesy Zucchini Noodles = 310 kcal
Korean Spinach Salad = 157 kcal
Green Tea Strawberry Freeze = 23 kcal
All Recipes are Vegan!Â
Calories are for the whole recipe unless specifiedÂ
If you Have a request, suggestion, question or even just a random message do not hesitate to leave an ask!!!
UPDATE
Vanilla Cupcakes = 57 kcal cupcake
Avocado cookies = 37 kcal per cookie
Asian lettuce wraps = 221 kcal
Almond milk master post
salt n vinegar zucchini chips = 93kcal per cup
split pea soup = 225 kcal per serve
0 cal slushie
spicy zucchini cauliflower rice = 160kcal
Green bean fries = 319 kcal
3 ingredient ice cream = 129 kcal
infused water master post
Teriyaki zucchini noodles = 193 kcal
Cabbage soup = 58 kcal per cup
You know itâs bad when you think eating one normal meal is
too
much
Calorie List
Breads & Cereal
Bagel (1average): 140 cals (45g) | 310 cals (100 grams)
Bread white (thick slice): 96 cals (1 slice 40g) | 240 cals (100 grams)
Bread wholemeal (thick): 88 cals (1 slice 40g) | 220 cals (100 grams)
Crackerbread: 17 cals per slice | 325 cals (100 grams)
Cream crackers: 35 cals (per cracker) | 440 cals (100 grams)
Naan bread (normal): 300 cals (small plate size) | 320 cals (100 grams)
Rice cakes: 28 Cals = 1 slice | 373 Cals (100 grams)
Cornflakes: 130 cals (35g) | 370 cals (100 grams)
Muesli: 195 cals (50g) | 390 cals (100 grams)
Porridge oats (with water): 193 cals (350g) | 55 cals (100 grams)
Macaroni (boiled): 238 cals (250g) | 95 cals (100 grams)
Noodles (boiled): 175 cals (250g) | 70 cals (100 grams)
Pasta (normal boiled): 330 cals (300g) | 110 cals (100 grams)
Pasta (wholemeal boiled): 315 cals (300g) | 105 cals (100 grams)
Rice (white boiled): 420 cals (300g) | 140 cals (100 grams)
Rice (egg-fried): 500 cals (300g) | 200 cals (100 grams)
Rice (Brown): 405 cals (300g) | 135 cals (100 grams)
Meats & Fish
Bacon average fried: 250 cals (2 rashers) | 500 cals (100 grams)Â
Bacon average grilled: 150 cals (Portion size *) | 380 cals (100 grams)Â
Beef (roast): 300 cals (Portion size *) | 280 cals (100 grams)
Chicken: 220 cals (Portion size *) | 200 cals (100 grams)
Fish cake: 90 cals per cake | 200 cals (100 grams)
Keep reading
100 Calories
youâve probably seen the pictures of what 100 calories of certain food looks like, so i thought iâd make a post of the exact amounts - fruit, veg & nuts
F R U I T strawberries | 2 cups (10 oz) blueberries | 1 Ÿ cups (6 oz) grapes | 52 grapes (9 oz) watermelon | 2 cups diced (11 oz) peaches | 2 medium (8 oz) pineapple | ž cup chunks (8.8 oz) banana |  3/4 large (4 oz) orange | 1 large (7.4 oz) kiwi | 2 kiwis (8 oz) apple | 1 large (7 oz) dried apple rings | 6 rings (1.4 oz) dried apricots | 6 (1.5 oz) raisins | 65 (1.2 oz) dates | medjool1 ½ prunes | 4 (1.4 oz) banana chips | Ÿ cup (0.75 oz)
V E G E T A B L E S sweet potato | 1 medium (4 oz) jicama | 2 cups (8.5 oz) edamame (soy beans) | ½ cup shelled (3 oz) grape tomatoes | 33 tomatoes (20 oz) broccoli | 5 cups flowerets (12.6 oz) corn | ž cup kernels (4.3 oz) romaine lettuce | 1 head (22 oz) celery | 12 stalks (25 oz) baby carrots | 28 carrots (10 oz) cucumbers | 3 medium cucumbers green beans | 2 Ÿ cups cooked (18 oz) asparagus | 22 spears (18 oz) avocado | ½ avocado (2.4 oz) baked potato | 1 small (3.8 oz) peppers | 4 peppers (12 oz)
N U T S almonds | 15 almonds (0.6 oz) cocoa-dusted almonds | 15 almonds (0.6 oz) cashews | 12 (0.6 oz) macadamia nuts | 5 (0.5 oz) peanuts | 17 (0.6 oz) peanut butter | 1 Tablespoon (0.6oz) pistachios | 30 (0.7 oz) walnuts | 8 halves (0.6 oz) soy nuts | Âź cup (0.7 oz) sunflower seeds | 1/8 cup (0.6 oz)
⢠Starbucks under 200 calories! đ â˘
Infused Water!
A lot of people probably think infused water is bullshit and only makes gives the water some flavour but I personally disagree. While you wonât drop 20 pounds overnight, or never get sick again I find that it does help. I have experienced minor benefits from drinking infused water. Plus it will help you drink water AND if your someone who doesnât finish fruit and things like me itâs a good way to use it. Anyway hereâs a little master post on infused water.
LOW CAL MOCHA FRAP
Freeze 2 cups strong coffee. (0 calories) ½ cup unsweetened vanilla almond milk (20 calories) 1 tsp vanilla extract (12 calories) 1 tsp unsweetened cocoa powder (4 calories) 2 packets stevia natural sweetener (0 calories) In a cup mix coffee and water and stir until combined. Place in a shallow container, cover and freeze for 4 hours or overnight. Once the coffee is frozen, place in a blender with the milk, vanilla, stevia and cocoa powder. Blend until combined.
all i did this october is get fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat
Me, binging on food that isnât even that good and telling myself it wonât happen again knowing damn well it will:
the number on the scale goes down but i donât get smaller
my face is so round that my jawline will never protrude .
my face is so round that my jawline will never protrude .