The Recluse Hedgehog

Oh ho. Don't get too close to me, or you'll be an urchin.

[reclusehedgehog]

That feeling when...

That feeling when you were taking a bath, but then the soap suddenly slipped from your hand...

straight down to the toilet with poop and urine.

I guess we have a new question:

“Does the soap becomes dirty, or the poop becomes clean?” “...or the urine?” “...or the toilet?”

I’d say just flush the toilet, because goddamn it, why would you use a soap full of shet

[reclusehedgehog]

One time while I was applying for scholarship...

Back when it was 2015 or 2016, after submitting my requirements for scholarship and writing in a scholarship form...

I was going to check on a box before finally finishing it when I saw,

“Do you want to apply scholarship on the city of bacon?”

“Do you live in the city of bacon?”

I swear to god I had a lot of hiccups after laughing so goddamn hard.

I’D DEFINITELY APPLY MY SCHOLARSHIP IN A CITY OF BACON. HELL YEAH.

Don’t worry about my health :D

[reclusehedgehog]

Why is it a lot better to stare at the narcissists like you don’t give a damn?

Yes. Stare. As in staring at him/her without saying a single word whilst he/she is rambling about himself/herself like a madman.

Imagine when you’re talking to someone endlessly and then that someone just stares like you like he/she doesn’t give a damn. It hurts, of course.

But what if it’s in the case of narcissist? 

I’m sure he/she will suddenly realize there is something wrong with him/her or on you (or, if he/she thinks you’re stupid to not realize his/her genius).

But the point is, he/she will suddenly become sane. Yes, I’m serious. SANE. He/she will become humble for a while because it means your stare is a DEATH GLARE.

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That’s why I encourage you to not talk to him/her even if you’re pissed off. I beg of you. It’s for yourself, guys! XD