"what do you mean i cant eat that"

hey yo look its me the real dave strider yup yup yesseri the one and only one on this site yes indeedie ||| call me scratch btw ||| [[ Independent Non-SBURB Dave Strider RP / ask blog, 18+ mun, 6 years of RP experience, semi selective, also posts goofy ass logs I've been in on MSPARP. Check out my character reference blog @supersecretrefhideout. If you want me to tag things or if you want to give any suggestions, please message me! Icon by bim0ngsams0ng.tumblr.com ]]

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a blind person could be dyslexic and we would never know

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Affirmed: All Daves are pussies. Lot of talk- but not much more than that. 

#notalldaves

:) The ones I know? Definitely little bitch boys. 

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i mean im checking it this way

youre checkin these weak (your words not mine) folks going through subjectively tough shit right?

aint that objectively more impressive than if they were like

not pussies?

take this as grain of salt man i unno shit about whats goin on your aurasphere

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what happened to @ me next time lmao

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Affirmed: All Daves are pussies. Lot of talk- but not much more than that. 

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#notalldaves

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The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)

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Someone who is worth my time speak to me, perhaps?

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one time when i was four my friend told me that consuming nuts can make you strong so i swallowed seven acorns and had to go to the hospital

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these dash watching posts are funny because its like watching someone watch a soap opera

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"are ever going to play mincfat" - real youtube live commentator, 5/27/2017.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT6OLs5zKvA yall need to watch this its like

a LIVING parody of horrible trash unboxing youtubers its fucking hysterical 

the way they over react with the same voice and like these tiny little punchlines for the stupid shit they say

their overtly beautiful and glamorous white suburban house

the way they speak to you like youre fucking stupid

i hate them so much but god theyre just SO fucking funny

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i fear the man who casually listens to weird al

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my meds keep my productive tho they bug me the fuck out what the fuck

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i am the king of kraft singles

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ahfuckadiss shit i wanna start a gritty 80s 90s soundin rock punk band think sex bobomb but with more fucking grimy ass harsh shit i want our fuckin instruments to be held together with duck tape and broken dreams auditions being held up my butthole we'll make our first ep over skype AND THE ALBUMLL BE FUCKIN LIVE

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EMERGENCY

Hello, I’m currently doing emergency commissions for cheap!

I do not have a job currently and in just a few days, I will have to move out since I cannot continue to pay rent. I have someone who has offered me a place to stay so that I won’t have to move back in with my parents, but I will need a plane ticket and to pay someone to drive me to the airport. I’ve estimated that it will cost $450.

As I’m near the end of my lease, I need the money soon before I am kicked out of where I’m staying. Any help is appreciated, whether by donating, commissioning me, or even just spreading this around. Thank you for your time.

You can reach me through here or on my personal @fencefarts. My commissions page is here, but I am willing to make full pieces $20 a piece and busts for $15.

Thank you so much for your help.

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Donations are also welcome on my PayPal at [email protected]. Thank you so much.

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i just realized how swole everyone round me is and that kinda freaks me the fuck out one hit ko motherfuckers they aint even doin anything and i feel ganged up the fuck u doin brain get back to work

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what kind of karaoke bar allows people to sing creep by radiohead you dont let people do that to themselves they probably dont even know any better

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who those motherfuckers who pronounce it as "deh-tails" there aint no h there son stop playing