[cryptwretch]

the big one fucks the small one = tired, derivative, ubiquitous, wow did you think of that yourself

the small one fucks the big one = contrarian, woooah so different and original look at you, you don't actually think that

the small one and the big one fuck each other = oh really, wow, radical centrist over here, shut up, dismissive jacking off motion

[cryptwretch]

cop-out. aesthetic moral and intellectual cowardice. wrong. die.

[kosmogrl]

[dogpuppy]

[meezer]

I Saw The Money Grow

[c3rvida3]

If she's your girl, why does she think about me every time she sees one of those condescending twee queer activist posts about how "sometimes community means" tolerating someone you think is really fucking annoying.

[toriel-2]

relapsed on boar hunting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[delmondo]

dude have you watched arcade. it's based on a game called leading legends but it's actually good as fuck. even parents watch it.

[lakemojave]

"Please don't hit on anyone when we go out later you keep swearing chivalric oaths of fealty"

Me after one beer talking to a woman two inches taller than me: I could be yuor sword

[drsweety303-deactivated20240202]

Torrent seeding at 4.3Mbps... But would it still go that fast if they knew I had a belly ring..? Fuck.. 🫦 everyone likes a bad girl until they meet one.

[3000s]

true

[tonyzaret]

Us fandom adults should really just go on strike. 3 months minimum where we don't post fic, we don't comment, we don't buy merch. Then we’ll see how fun the Lego Ninjago community is for anyone under 60 😂

[capnsoapy]

There is truly no activity invented by humans which is viewed through the same lens as some people see Dungeons & Dragons through. And I do basically mean this as an insult.

[capnsoapy]

For every other group activity; be it acting, or Magic: the Gathering, or cricket, or sex, et cetera; understanding the basics or having a willingness to learn is pretty universally agreed to be a prerequisite.

D&D is the exception where expecting someone to actually know what it is seen by many as a gross faux pas which ruins the fun.

[capnsoapy]

I don't think it's too surprising to anyone that an inordinate amount of my time is spent thinking about game systems from a mathematical perspective. Which could be seen as time wasted as games aren't "real". But they get to become real when everyone collectively agrees that they are.

Like, there's nothing inherently meaningful about Don Bradman hitting some leather with a bit of wood, or about me moving some cardboard around a table at my LGS. But because everyone agrees that games matter, he gets to be the greatest sportsman of all time, and I get to win some games of Magic.

Regardless of your feelings on D&D, it is still a game. So when somebody refuses to "buy-in" like this, by not going along with the façade of the rules, it shatters the illusion for everybody. No longer a game. At that point you're basically just writing fanf- this is the point where I realised why this attitude is so prevalent on [tumblr] and gave up

[adonischildsupportcase]

[hbmmaster]

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

[hbmmaster]

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

[funstyle]

Which one of my oomfs listed this on fb mktplace

[it-steps-towards-you]

“Which one of my (one of my friends)s listed this”

Take a moment to think about your sins.

[that-house]

doesnt it strike you as just a little too convenient that the show and the character are both named Naruto?