girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

Product Placement
sheepfilms

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

No title available
Cosimo Galluzzi
No title available

titsay
todays bird

oozey mess
Not today Justin
Keni
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

⁂
noise dept.
art blog(derogatory)
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

ellievsbear

blake kathryn

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Lithuania
seen from Brazil
seen from United States

seen from Lithuania
seen from Argentina
seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Canada

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@red1sweird
girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach
Kingdom Hearts 3 LGBTQ Pride Textures for Storm Flag mod (x)
every iteration of this meme makes me cackle
he’s such a silly goose and then he locks in and I’m reminded of his title
watchless eye
I loooove ominously giggling when I'm getting my friends into smth new. They ask me a spoilery question and I get to do this
my bonnies
It's been a while since I don't use tumblr haha
becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times
finally some good advice on this post
Cut early
If this is real they need to do it again
I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
reblog if you are an ad hating commie
if only Gyatso had run away with Aang
oh great, fubo has it for me for $45 a month
my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink
Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post