Go Gert

More or less dc with a splash of dp

[renviary]

they're fools who didn't coordinate their outfits so she ends up lookin like his pimp💀 + kory portrait❤️

[pizzapartyplayhouse]

Messy guy doodles! I'm throwing bricks at him

[pizzapartyplayhouse]

This is canon to me

[non-lethal-headshot]

Jojo's Bizarre Justice League

[apisashla]

okay where are the henchwomen

[apisashla]

Genuinely with how much we've memed feminine versions of masculine archetypes into existence I should be seeing so many more henchwomen at all times (that aren't goblins or some shit.) Girlbossness is not sufficient. The corporate environment does not provide adequate enrichment for evil women. She needs to kill people, directly, and look silly as hell doing it

[apisashla]

You, almost exclusively among the many many many comments on this post suggesting examples of hypercompetent (usually hyperfeminine) girlbosses, see my vision

[mysterypuppys]

can someone draw this as tim

[atomikats]

yes boss

[zestylemonpeels]

So, lost in the sauce as I am for Jason's short-lived non-canon mom and that family drama - had a thought, a non-original what if au with Jason being found and adopted by Natalia (and in extension, her adoptive brother Anton*), and becomes a gentleman thief, rather than Robin.

This what if is what it says on the tin, but I also wanted to lean in on a "phantom thief" idea - because I'm a glutton for angst, Jason does die, but is resurrected through another means that's more occult related (vampiric in nature) instead.

So, instead of Batman training, Jason is taught by Anton in the thievery/combat arts, and Natalia teaches him how to be a social chameleon, the perfect charming young man (who can pick your pocket as quickly as steal your heart).

Jason is still very much a pugnacious guy, and will not hesitate to call bullshit out (or throw down). He is openly defiant of the powers that be/heroes, and critical of Batman (and especially Bruce Wayne).

I need to work on this a bit more, but I hope you enjoy what I've got so far y'all 😎👍

[arcade-confetti]

Whats the Jason and Dick age gap again. Just out of curiosity

[ganymedesclock]

Rereading the transcript for the episode Girls’ Night Out just affirms my convictions that Jack Fenton is a wasted comedy potential character because he is both funnier, and more accurate to what they show him canonically being capable of, when he’s permitted to be competent.

Like… rewatching Danny Phantom as a story reminds me that I adore all of these characters, but, also, it is extremely obvious that they are tethered to posts of character writing and not really allowed to roam- and for Jack, it’s the Bumbling Dad stereotype. He has to acquire whatever traits make him unthreatening, comical, and move the plot.

But the few precious times they really actually let him off the leash and allow him to act as you would expect a scientist in an extremely niche field who knows how to build and operate complex laser guns and was instrumental in synthesizing a hole in reality twice, he doesn’t get less funny, he’s hilarious. This is, by all logics, a terrifyingly educated man who brutalizes a lake monster with cheese spray while yelling about the fudge festival rodeo.

Like I joke about him having Dr. Coomer energy but I am also dead serious about him having Dr. Coomer energy. 

[kradeiz]

#BUTCH LITERALLY JUST COULD’VE LET THIS MAN GO AND HE WOULD’VE BEEN ABOUT THIRTY TIMES FUNNIER #DANNY SITTING THERE LIKE ‘WHAT WOULD DAD SAY IN THIS SITUATION?’ #IMAGINARY JACK FENTON POPS UP ‘REMEMBER DANNY; PHYSICS IS A FICKLE GOD AND IT DOESN’T LOVE YOU!’ #'SO ALWAYS MAKE SURE PHYSICS DOESN’T WIN!’

Why did you leave this in the tags OP?

[eddiebloombug]

absolutely mind-boggling that i’m deeply obsessed with the idea of two characters, who haven’t canonically interacted in-universe since 2007, getting together. when they did interact, they didn’t even like each other. at all. but if the comic had been good, and not trying to push an insane love triangle, they could have grown to not despise each other!! their characters could have had such an interesting dynamic.

kyle, whose ability to feel things so deeply paints him as the sensitive artist and the bold-hearted hero. jason, whose ability to feel things so deeply curses him with a inescapably tragic narrative. kyle, who’s lost so many people that were dear to him. jason, who was ripped away from bruce, and robin, and life itself moved on without him. kyle, who became ion, the very creator of the narrative. jason, who haunts his own cyclical narrative with the ghost of a bloody little bird, never allowing him to move on.

kyle, who is externally suave and well-liked, avoids forming deep relationships for fear of another loss like alex, jennifer, or donna. jason, who is externally dark and off-putting, reached out desperately and violently for the people he felt abandoned him; he does not want to be alone. kyle, who is a horrible flirt. jason, who cannot flirt with people he actually likes. kyle, who finds escapism in art. jason, who finds escapism in literature. kyle, who can still be brash and inflammatory. jason, who wrote the book on the very subject.

kyle and jason, who are ruled by their hearts over their heads. kyle and jason, who love deeply. kyle and jason, who are the way they are because of what they lost. kyle and jason, who are individual tragedies. kyle and jason, who could heal each other or could tear each other apart.

[frownyalfred]

Bruce Wayne isn’t a “you shouldn’t eat pizza, it’s bad for you” almond mom, he’s a “you shouldn’t eat pizza right before we go out on patrol, you’re going to puke it up in an alley somewhere and be embarrassed” mom.

[noirecheris3]

cassandra cain u make my head and heart ache

[pastelchelle]

Jason: is there a word for like... knowing you're going to get annoyed? Pre-annoyed???

Tim: huh??

Jason: you know, like before it happens you just know you're going to be pissed no matter what?

Tim: uhm... no--

Dick: *walks into the room* hey guys!

Jason: *clenches fist*

[gracelynoxenarian]

uhhhh hello tumblr!

first post on here

still not sure how this works

but erm yeah

[autisticredhood]

jason showing off robin acrobatic moves

batman #410

batman: utrh

arkham knight annual #1

[phantomchick]

#the concept of jason’s training plan being identical to dick’s (free. acrobatic. almost flippant and careless) +#bruce telling dick several times in post-crisis that the only reason he’s alive and jason’s dead is luck#jason & dick’s fighting style being the last vestiges of what robin actually was before bruce scrapped it all and reinvented it for tim#jason’s flippy movements mean so much to me in the context of who they were and what that time was before it became something else#dick & jason’s fighting styles reflecting a prototype version of the mantle before it was perfected. militarized. before it carried A Burden#god….flippy jason forever and ever <3 let’s not even get into the optics of bruce training jason to be exactly like dick but training tim#to never be like jason#let’s not do this i’m on the clock#jason todd via @majiburger

[heyget]

Jason Reveal HC

So, you know how kids pick up their parents phones sometimes when it's ringing and it turns out to be some family member on facetime?

Bruce is urgently trying to call Talia on the number she gave him, but she isn't responding, so Oracle gives him Talia's home number and

-line connects-

Bruce: Talia, I need-

Bruce: ...

Bruce, squinting at a toddler who looks strikingly similar to him:

Damian, 5, picked up his mom's phone: what

Jason: Hey- who is that- give it here-

The camera's blurry as the phone is wrestled out of Damian's hands, and Jason comes into frame a few seconds later.

Jason: Who is this?

Bruce, on the verge of a heart attack: ...Jason?

Jason: Oh, fuck-

-call gets cut-

Bonus points if the facetime was on the batcomputer and the rest of the batfam is there.

[three-semicolons]

Dick really said “lemme do the bit Timmy” and bro was like “say no more”.

And then as Dick masterclasses that fucking bit, Tim continues to hype him like the combat wingman of all time.

Like let’s be honest: The “ouch” was 1000% unnecessary. That was entirely done for glaze purposes. This was the combat version of those guys that stand to the side during diss tracks just to say “oooh” at various relevant points. That’s adorable and I’m not sorry.