[ Yes, I am. ]

{ *Private Post SDC Mohammed Abdul RP account. }

[redbinds]

[Oh god he’s frazzled, what does he even say to warn him without having to actually say it out loud?]

[He almost wants to call the fox an enemy Stand user, but.]

[cryptoquarantine]

The fox is worse than Iggy.

[redbinds]

How could that little fox be worse than Iggy--

#He talks. 

#And he craves sexual relations.

I must save Polnareff, please excuse me.

[cryptoquarantine]

He’ll be fine. After all, the toilet is the least of his problems here.

[redbinds]

Jotaro, what on earth do you mean by that.

[cryptoquarantine]

I’m just looking out for our dear friend Polnareff. He needs to know these things.

[redbinds]

I was going to attempt breaking it to him gently! You know how sensitive he is about that...!

[redbinds]

cryptoquarantine liked your post:Oh my god.

Jotaro. Please.

Please.

[redbinds]

Oh my god.

[engardechariot]

[That draws a snort out of him, snickering as he brushes a crumb or two off his own cheek.]

Pff, yeah, as if we’d have any trouble getting there then! “Ooh! Watch out! That guy’ll shake a table at you! Maybe give you a splinter! But watch out for his buddy, Royal Flush!!”

[He has to lean on Abdul as he guffaws at his own genius.]

[redbinds]

[He can’t help but start laughing, himself--the more he thinks about it, the more ridiculous it gets?]

Oh, better not laugh too hard, Polnareff!

We’d hate to draw the ire of those Stand users! Especially not the one with the most powerful Stand of all, with the power to pull animals out of his hat at any given time... Ace of Spades.

[ryuuirezumi]

[He’s trying to gauge if this is someone that can be trusted or not. It’s still hard to tell. He’ll just keep watching.]

[redbinds]

[He’s pretty good at understanding that sort of stare? He’s traveled around the world alongside two teenagers that are very much on opposite ends of the spectrum, his bases are covered.]

You need not worry; we are friendly.

Ah, but, please do not worry too deeply about my friend. He’s the abrasive type, but he has a good heart.

[ryuuirezumi]

redbinds liked your post:[He’s quietly feasting nearby while also keeping a…

[Stares.]

[redbinds]

[Stares back?]

[saniwabito]

-She stands still for inspection.  The pale skin and the fangs probably are a dead giveaway.  However, her eyes are not that intensely red–and she’s still wearing glasses?  No flesh buds, or any sign of one that might have been on her.-

I am.  I was presented with the offer in order to protect everyone.  There was a man who was a malevolent Stand user.  DIO couldn’t take care of him on his own, and my powers were enough to go back and do something about him.

However, DIO felt that I’d probably die in a direct confrontation, I agreed, and I got a mask that changed me.  We were right to make that choice, so I don’t really mind.  

I destroyed it shortly after using it–the mask, I mean.  I accidentally turned my boyfriend into a vampire with an accidental blood crossing thing–he’s very kind, though, if you’re worried.

It’s been hard, but everyone’s taken care of me so I don’t go hungry and hurt people.  I didn’t have anyone tell me about the basics and I had to wing it…

[redbinds]

You used a mask...? Oh--oh, that’s right! I recall Mister Joestar informing me of the use of just such an artifact in the past; DIO had been turned the same way, if I remember correctly. Oh, I do hope that none of those Pillar creatures are around...

[That would be just their luck. He would rather not have the surprise be vampires? He’s had enough Stand-related surprises in his life, thank you very much.]

That’s quite the pragmatic approach... I had never considered it, myself, given I hail from Egypt. Not to mention my fortune-telling business would go under rather quickly.

It’s good to hear you disposed of the mask quickly--something like that... I cannot imagine what would happen, if it fell into the wrong hands. I’m more familiar with the concept of vampires being created with the use of another vampire’s blood--so that makes sense.

With that said--ah, if you need any additional help, I would be happy to assist? My knowledge of vampires is somewhat limited, but I could perhaps find a book on it? I’ve garnered quite an extensive library, myself.

[engardechariot]

[!!!]

[Did this count as a success? Did it matter at this point? He accepts the macaroon gladly, resting his chin on Abdul’s shoulder as it disappears into his chipmunk cheeks.]

Mm, really?? I figured most of those were more phony-faker types.

[redbinds]

[Look at him? Look at those cheeks? He’s so blessed. He quickly pops a macaroon into his own mouth, waiting until he swallows it before he starts speaking again.]

Well, yes, a majority of them can be easily written off as frauds--but it’s fun to imagine what those sorts of Stands would be like.

A Stand that can only move a table a few centimeters across the room sounds fairly amusing to watch, don’t you think? Or a Stand that’s only used for cheap card tricks or sleight-of-hand illusions. Egypt would have been a, ah, “cakewalk” if we had run into more Stand users like that.

[saniwabito]

Yeah, it would be a man named “DIO.”

And, you’ll probably notice I’m kinda… different?  That’s also sort of his fault.  It’s a bit of a long story, but I assure you that I’m still as friendly as ever.

[redbinds]

Has he been giving you trouble? If it is the DIO I am thinking about, I would be surprised, but--

[He blinks. Leans in? Squints--oh my gosh, she’s a vampire. He’s looking for flesh buds, while he’s in this close? But he can’t spot one--which is a relief, but...]

You seem content with this change... forgive me, I do not mean to judge. I have had a bit of an unpleasant history with DIO.

[As long as Vanilla Ice isn’t lurking somewhere nearby, he has no arguments, really.]

I’m happy to see that it hasn’t had a negative impact on you, however?

Adjusting must not have been easy...

[saniwabito]

-A glance Italy-wards before back to him.-

It might be hard to believe, but yeah.  Directly responsible.  This man’s father… just.  Kind of casually…  

-She makes a pushing motion.-

Us into Italy.  Since he thought flying or whatever would be too inconvenient…  It’s hard to believe, but having to deal with weird stuff all day at this rate?  You get used to it.  

[redbinds]

Oh, no, it’s... more grandeur than what I am used to, but yes, I suppose I can see that happening.

[He wants to say “Stand user,” but? A Stand that can manipulate land on this scale... it’s fairly terrifying to think about. Changing around topography sounds almost Godlike--]

[Aaaand now he’s fairly sure who’s responsible.]

This man... he wouldn’t happen to be named “DIO,” would he?

It certainly sounds like something he would do.

[saniwabito]

Well enough–so much has changed, really!  Mostly good, too.

-She’s not sure if she should bring up the most obvious change so fast with herself, so she motions across the yard.-

Our neighbors put Italy in our yard, among other things.  I guess that’s okay?

[redbinds]

Really? My, that’s wonderful to hear--

[He just noticed the odd geography of this particular area. That’s Italy? Right over there? How had he not--well, okay. He’ll have to look into that later.]

I can’t even imagine what the fault lines must look like now...

Your neighbors did this? As in, they are directly responsible for... somehow moving an entire country over here?

[saniwabito]

redbinds liked your post:engardechariot started following you -This is…

-Oh, but him!  She recognizes him pretty quickly, even if it’s been several months.-

You’re a friend of Professor Kujo’s, correct?  I remember us meeting once here, a few months back.

Mr. Abdul, right…?

[redbinds]

[He’s still somewhat messy, having been swept right off the veranda, but he’s quick to collect himself and offer a friendly smile.]

Ah, indeed--and you would be Miss Memeko, yes?

It’s very nice to see you again--how have you been?

[haraitamaekiyometamae-blog]

>You have chosen not to feed the BEAR.

>The BEAR vengefully sweeps you off the veranda with a broom.

[redbinds]

[Oh. Well.]

[It's not a bullet to the head or a magnetized truck, so. It could've been worse? And yet, there he goes, he drops all his books, but the sweets are safe. Thank god.]

[haraitamaekiyometamae-blog]

redbinds liked your post:-Sniffsniff.-

>You have encountered a bear.

>FEED THE BEAR >DO NOT FEED THE BEAR

[redbinds]

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[You aren’t getting his macaroons, Mr. Bear.]