Aggression & Victory

Independent RP blog for JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF from JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE (Post Stardust Crusaders) Magic Anons: Accepting Sidebar Credit: [xxx] [xxx]

[engardechariot]

[Is it time to preen?]

[It’s always preening time as far as Polnareff’s hair goes.]

[yaayaaintensifies]

{You just have to be aware of me. That is all.}

-He makes himself a nest in Polnareff’s hair and settles down in it. He seems comfortable?-

{If you have any questions or need any assistance in translating things, or would be in need of my matchmaking abilities, I am your fox!}

[engardechariot]

[He’s a bit miffed that his hair is getting messed up now that this fox has decided to claim it as his resting spot, but, at least he’s not eating his hair. So he assumes this is something he can deal with for now??]

Er, merci. Thank you...

[Honestly he’s not sure if he should pry in what he means by matchmaking abilities. Or even wants to. Let sleepy foxes lie, or something like that.]

[acoolandpopularguy-blog]

[HE KNOWS WHO HE IS!!!!!!!]

[The cool act drops immediately? He looks like he’s about to cry?! The last guy he met didn’t know who he was, but this guy!!! THIS GUY!!!!]

[He fubukis immediately? Oh my god. Those are real tears. Wait till Captain hears about this!]

I know, ain’t it cool?! Master’s able t’breathe life into all sorts of objects, including us!

You too, huh?! Maybe we could spar sometime! We’ve got trainin’ grounds for that sort of thing, if you ever wanna brush up on your skills!

[He pauses, looking thoughtful.]

I’m guessin’ you’re more versed in European swordplay, though?

[engardechariot]

[WHERE DID THESE PETALS COME FROM?? ?]

[He coughs, a bit taken aback by how moved this guy was, but nonetheless! He recovers!! Especially now that he understands the circumstances of these living blades a bit better.]

Yeah! I specialize in fencing. I could share my techniques with you in exchange for some techniques of your own! I’m sure with a little guidance here and there we’ll be sparring fluidly in no time at all!

[yaayaaintensifies]

{Oh, good! Then please welcome yourself to our fine citadel! You and your partner are both welcome. Please do not break the swords, repair anything else you do intend to break, and do not take the horses without permission.}

{Oh! And please be aware of me!}

[engardechariot]

[Weirdness aside he’s heard most of these rules already. Don’t break the swords, don’t damage the property, etc--wait.]

Uh, sure thing, but, what do you mean by “aware of you”?

I WILL USE THE TOILET

[nevercomeshome]

[The volume of your declaration doesn’t seem to bother him at all, Polnareff? He just gently shuffles over. Places a sleeved hand on your shoulder. Pats. Leans in, as though he is about to seal a pact.]

Ahaha, ah, if you are so inclined, honored guest, I will tell you of a secret… ah, if you go down that hallway, over there, you see, you will find the washroom with… nnn, what do you call it?

Ah, it is…

[He literally spends five minutes just sort of trailing off, thinking. His hand never leaves Polnareff’s shoulder.]

…Ah. Bidetto, do you call it? Yes, yes, that one is my favorite. I shall trust you with this knowledge, my friend.

[A few pats. Off he goes, laughing the whole way. Grandpa, no.]

[engardechariot]

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[What did he just experience?]

[At least his been somehow pacified into silent reflection on what the hell this night has been so far.]

[engardechariot]

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[acoolandpopularguy-blog]

[Wait just a second. Is he? He’s cool, too.]

[Time for a cool-off. He strikes a different pose.]

Haha, of course! Our Master’s pretty damn incredible, it’s no shocker!

Very nice to meet you, Polnareff-san. I’m Izuminokami Kanesada! I’m the youngest sword here, and I’m preeeeetty popular. I’m sure you’ve heard of me, yeah?

[engardechariot]

Oh?? Izuminokami Kanesada? I’m honored!

[He hardly knows jack shit about Japanese swords.]

[BUT HE’LL FAKE IT TIL HE MAKES IT! WITH POSES!!!]

I’m honestly surprised to be meeting you like this! When Miss Memeko mentioned “living swords” I hardly imagined she meant anything like this! As a swordsman myself, I’m amazed!

[engardechariot]

[yaayaaintensifies]

{Please feel free to make any room in this house your bathroom, Polnareff-san!}

[engardechariot]

I CAN USE THE DESIGNATED BATHROOM JUST FINE, THANK YOU

[yaayaaintensifies]

{I am! I am Nakigitsune’s accompaniment fox! It is a pleasure to meet you, Polnareff-san. You are a guest of master’s, aren’t you? If not…}

{I might have to escort you forcibly away!!}

[engardechariot]

Accompaniment fox...??

No no, I’m a guest. You’re ah, ‘master’ welcomed me a few minutes ago. I’m with my partner Abdul--he’s visited before but uh, it’s my first time, so, er, yeah...

This is very new.

[acoolandpopularguy-blog]

[THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A FOREIGNER?! OH GOD, ARE WE AT WAR WITH SATSUMA AND CHOUSHU AGAIN–]

[Oh wait, no, probably not. He’s probably a guest?]

[Time to immediately strike a cool pose.]

Hahaha! Don’t think I’ve seen your face around here before! You a guest or something?!

[engardechariot]

[He has to pause for a second, just to process what could’ve been an issue? He’s not quite sure, honestly, but...]

[He needs to recover!! Even if this guy is huge! He, too, can be....cool.]

Why yes! I’ve accompanied my partner to visit this place. It’s lovely!

My name is Polnareff. Jean Pierre Polnareff.

[engardechariot]

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[Wasn’t this dude staring at Abdul?]

[He just kinda...uh, waves?]

[yaayaaintensifies]

-HE PERCHES UPON THINE COIFF, SIR.-

{Greetings! Who might you be?}

[engardechariot]

[WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUU--]

P-Polnareff. My name is Polnareff--

WAIT, NO, ARE YOU ACTUALLY TALKING TO ME?! ?

[engardechariot]

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[Oh My God?? ? ? ?]

[engardechariot]

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[QUESTIONING GAZE??]

[engardechariot]

[Wait, why would you need a house this big just for swords?]

[redbinds]

[He can’t help but start laughing, himself–the more he thinks about it, the more ridiculous it gets?]

Oh, better not laugh too hard, Polnareff!

We’d hate to draw the ire of those Stand users! Especially not the one with the most powerful Stand of all, with the power to pull animals out of his hat at any given time… Ace of Spades.

[engardechariot]

[You know the type of laugh that hardly has a chance to even start? The kind that sounds like gravel caught in someone’s throat? Polnareff drags that sound out for a long time, clutching his chest as his eyes start to water.]

[Help him. He can’t even speak. The laughter has consumed him wholly.]