MOVED !!
đ„; at the end of the school year, i'm gonna be officially archiving and moving keith to a different blog with a different url and wiping the slate clean !! you can find me over on shiro for now, where i'll post the new url for keith !!
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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MOVED !!
đ„; at the end of the school year, i'm gonna be officially archiving and moving keith to a different blog with a different url and wiping the slate clean !! you can find me over on shiro for now, where i'll post the new url for keith !!
rescued/escaped hostage starter sentences
âCalm down, calm down. Itâs me! Youâre not where you think you are, youâre safe with me at home.â âYou need to snap out of it, itâs a flashback. Nobody is going to hurt you anymore, trust me!â âHelp! I need help! Call the police, please. Help me! Donât let him/her find me! I escaped, but he/sheâs after me!â âListen, listen. You are going to be okay. He/she is locked away for good, alright?â âItâs a very strange idea that someone will spend the rest of their life in prison because of what they did to me.â âI donât want her/him to go to prison. She/he did it because she/he loved me.â âCan you please tell me what happened while you were⊠gone?â âI never stopped thinking about you.â âThe police told me it would be best to assume you were dead, because of what might be happening to you otherwise⊠But I could never convince myself.â âWe kept your bedroom the way it always was⊠I understand if youâd want it changed, but I want you to know that we never lost hope that youâd come back home.â âIs thatâ Is that really you? Oh my god! I canât believe itâs you!â âHow do you feel after your first night home?â âThe police will need to ask you about what happened⊠but maybe you want to tell us first? You havenât said a thing since we got you back!â âWe have imagined the worst things that could have happened to you. Please just tell us so we can try to move on and help you.â âShh, it was a nightmare. Youâre in your own bedroom.â âIf you want to start living your old life, youâre going to have to start putting what happened to you behind you.â âI can never be who I used to be! I was gone for years! And you expect me to go through some therapy and have my old life back?! Thatâs never going to happen!â âWere you scared all the time? Or⊠or did you get used to it?â âIâm not even sure what Iâd rather hear, that you were always afraid or that you actually liked it there.â âNothing happened. I just ran away. I was sick of being here. I just made it up to sound interesting.â âWill you please come out of your bedroom⊠I know youâre probably not comfortable with the amount of space after what youâre used to, but please tryâŠâ âIâm here for you. Iâll keep you safe. Iâm not going to lose you a second time.â âShh, itâs okay! Itâs normal to have flashbacks, but you have to try to focus on me now.â âYou canât go back there! Are you insane? Why do you want to?!â
đ„; in my annotations for a document in history, all i'm doing is memeing bc that's how i explain history and i'm angry. anyways, i'm gonna be over on shiro more today if you wanna find me !!
â  listen up !! â Â
this is a brand new rp blog for takashi shirogane of dreamworksâ voltron: legendary defender !!  yâall know me by now, but if you donât, itâs silas again !!  space dad is very near && dear to my heart, && while iâm in the process of setting things up, would you mind liking/reblogging this post ??  thanks so much !!
unknown number texts
send me one of the following on anon (or not!) for my museâs reaction:
[text] I spy with my little eye someone who looks very good in that underwear⊠[text] I know what you did last summer. [text] Roses are red, violets are blue, you donât know me, but I do know you. [text] You think youâre safe now youâre tucked away under your blankets, but I can see you. [text] Iâve got your keys. [text] Donât move, you look beautiful in these pictures Iâm taking. [text] Iâm sorry if I left your kitchen in a state, I had to rush out when I saw you were home early⊠Donât worry, Iâll be back tomorrow to clean it up. [text] Iâm sorry if I disturbed your sleep last night, I just really wanted to see you up close. [text] How are you feeling? I might have put something in your toothpaste⊠[text] Unless you want the whole internet to see you naked, you better do as I tell you. [text] Donât worry, your child/pet is safe with me⊠[text] How are you doing today, dear? Isnât it a wonderful day to die? [text] Humans are such easy prey, donât you think? [text] R.I.P. [text] You thought you had it badly as a child? Just wait until I get my hands on you. [text] Are you ready to play? [text] Thereâs something under your bed⊠Or should I say, someone? [text] Iâm your number one fan.
â  listen up !! â Â
this is a brand new rp blog for takashi shirogane of dreamworksâ voltron: legendary defender !!  yâall know me by now, but if you donât, itâs silas again !!  space dad is very near && dear to my heart, && while iâm in the process of setting things up, would you mind liking/reblogging this post ??  thanks so much !!
unrequited love/infidelity starter sentences
âIâve been fucking the neighbour, okay?!â âWe havenât been intimate in weeks. That must say something about how I make you feel.â âI was only ever here because I pitied you⊠and then it escalated and I didnât know how to get out.â âTo me youâre nothing more than a mercy fuck.â âI canât believe you were lying to me all this time.â âThere is nothing I want more than to be with you, but I canât.â âYouâre nothing but a warm mouth to me.â âYou canât just lead me on for weeks and expect me to be okay with that all being made up!â âNo, Iâm not okay! You hurt me and now you expect me to feel sorry for you? You canât blame your mistakes on your âproblemsâ all the time, okay?! I thought you loved me!â âI canât believe you actually thought I was in love with you.â âI knew you were cheating on me. Well, guess what: last night I cheated on you too. I wanted you to know what it felt like.â âI had no idea you felt like that about me. I thought you were just interested in me as a friend. Iâm sorry.â âI wasnât leading you on! We were just having fun, right? Itâs not my fault you got your hopes up.â âWoah, it was a one night stand, nothing more, okay?â âYou mean this as a sex only thing, right? I donât do relationships.â âNo, you canât come over. Iâm married and have kids. Wrap your head around that.â âIf you thought I could ever be into you like that, you thought wrong.â âYouâre not my type.â âSo, who is it that youâre fucking? Is he/she hotter than me? Younger? What is it?â âOh my god, youâre in love with me, arenât you?â âIâve met someone.â âYouâre getting too clingy. I donât like them when they get clingy.â âYou just donât make me happy anymore. Itâs as simple as that.â âDo you even still love me? Or have you just grown bored with me? What is it? I canât go on not knowing anymore.â âSo now you want me to believe that you didnât want to fuck him/her?! Like that sort of thing happens as a mistakeâ Or, you meanâŠ?â âWe fell in love too quickly for me to realise what I was getting myself into. This wasnât a good idea.â âPlease just kiss me one last time?â
Hit on my muse
Are you an interior  decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Did  you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
Do  you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If  I were a stop light, Iâd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could  stare at you a bit longer.
If you were a  vegetable youâd be a cute-cumber.
There  are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently,  none of them have ever been in your arms.
Are  you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are  you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me  feel like I should take you out.
I  was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So Iâm  going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Iâm  not staring at your boobs. Iâm staring at your heart.
Can  I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
Your  body is 65% water and Iâm thirsty.
My  doctor says Iâm lacking Vitamin U.
Can  I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
If  I were a cat Iâd spend all 9 lives with you.
Smoking  is hazardous to your health⊠and baby, youâre killing me!
You  must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Do  you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the  world!
You  know Iâd like to invite you over, but Iâm afraid youâre so hot that youâll  skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
If  I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer  to this question?
Are  you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
I Â bet you $20 youâre gonna turn me down.
I Â like Legos, you like Legos, why donât we build a relationship?
Would  you grab my arm so I can tell my friends Iâve been touched by an angel?
Thereâs  only one thing I want to change about you, and thatâs your last name.
Did  you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
Can  I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a  fox!
Iâm  no organ donor but Iâd be happy to give you my heart.
Kiss  me if Iâm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Do  you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
You  see my friend over there? [Point to friend] He wants to know if YOU think IâM  cute.
Can  I borrow a kiss? I promise Iâll give it back.
Are  you my phone charger? Because without you, Iâd die.
Are  you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect
You  know how they say skin is the largest organ on the human body? Not in my  case.
My  lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I Â have an âowieâ on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?
Hey baby, I must be a  light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Do  I know you? Cause you look just like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
Have  you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Was  your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Apart  from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is  it hot in here or is it just you?
I  blame you for global warming⊠your hotness is too much for the planet to  handle!
Youâre  single. Iâm single. Coincidence? I think not.
Stop, Â drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Baby, Â youâre so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
I Â hope thereâs a fire truck nearby, cause youâre smokinâ!
I Â just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
If  you were a burger at McDonalds, youâd be McGorgeous.
Your  hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Youâre  so hot, I could bake cookies on you.
Is  your car battery dead? Because Iâd like to jump you.
Iâm  lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
Itâs  a good thing I wore gloves today. Otherwise youâd be too hot to handle.
Send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not
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â  listen up !! â Â
this is a brand new rp blog for takashi shirogane of dreamworksâ voltron: legendary defender !!  yâall know me by now, but if you donât, itâs silas again !!  space dad is very near && dear to my heart, && while iâm in the process of setting things up, would you mind liking/reblogging this post ??  thanks so much !!
Tell me, who is the most knowledgeable amongst you?
Anonymously tell my muse something you'd never say to their face.
critical role sentence starters !!!
so⊠weâll talk later.
why wonât you stay down and die with dignity?
no. no further.
this is not over. it canât be.
try not to have too much fun without us.
i have this blink candle. itâs formed from various animals that blink.
itâs so rare that weâre actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
you know iâm in love with you, right?
you seem⊠like a person. and thatâs great.
those are coins! youâre not making it rain, youâre making it hail!
iâm killing someone, hold please.
your secret is safe with my indifference.
my heart is someone elseâs.
do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
um, i donât know if itâs the food you made or the fact that weâre going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
youâre all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and thatâs why weâre together.
i just want to let you know⊠i am possibly the worst person youâve ever met.
i think i kind of hope⊠not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day⊠that you can know just how awful i can be.
you can curse, itâs okay. you killed one of us.
i think iâve always been in love with the idea of you.
i was only gone for thirty seconds!
i encourage violence.
i can give you the means to protect them.
i do not want to die who i am. iâd like to live long enough to be someone else.
youâre on your own, fuckface.
a volcano is - is natureâs candle!
sometimes people go and they donât come back.
do you spice?
so weâre going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
i donât want to be here if youâre not.
i told you before. no one kills you but me.
he traded his life!
i donât have very many things that i care about and i donât have anything that cares about me.
iâm great! well, not really, but iâm just going to pretend iâm happy so everybody can be okay!
iâve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
donât cry. iâm just a little cold.
i bury my shame.
i should have told you. itâs yours.
forgiveness - thatâs the key, isnât it? itâs the only way to really grow.
your hairâs a mess. sit still.
you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
you donât always have to put on a brave face, dear.
weâre friends, right? are we friends?
i know we donât always agree and i know i can be unkind, but⊠you know youâre family, right?
iâve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
take me instead.
we walk towards glory.
thatâs mine! thatâs mine!
did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
please bring him back to me.
you think you care about me?
this was always supposed to happen, wasnât it?
i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
if heâs gone i wonât be the same.
iâd watch your moral panic all day, itâs delightful.
in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
i made a choice. this is my family.
i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
please. please. i love him as much as you do.
fix him. fix him!
i like this family. iâd like to keep it.
i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
talk about my sister again.
itâs been a while since weâve had one of our depressing chats!
i canât have you gone. i need you here.
i think weâre very broken people. but i think together weâre much greater than the sum of our parts.
donât ever fucking do that again.
you didnât die. but you did! but you didnât. but you did! and then you didnât.
i donât want any of this! i donât want any of this.
iâve just had a near death experience and iâm craving some lasagna.Â
you know, youâre getting weirder.
you and i are very different.
iâve killed two of those whoâve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
call me âchildâ one more goddamn time!
if youâre lucky, you die last.
some people have no sense of fucking honor!
iâll take my clothes off if itâll inspire us.
thank you for believing in me.
youâve never done anything for me! never! youâve never risked anything, you donât know me!
everyone else believes in you. why shouldnât you?
how many fingers am i holding up?
whatâs the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
yay! teamwork!
you fucking died!
donât touch me right now! iâm not - donât touch me!
iâm going to go get a sandwich.
you had us all very worried.
your reckless impulses will get you killed!
iâm done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will.Â
this is too fucking much.
come here, you shithead.
it has been an honor.
screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
youâre the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
iâm undecided about you.
never forget youâre my favorite. and iâm so sorry.
iâm not leaving him.
youâre a better man than you believe.
feel like making a home here?
youâre an idiot and iâm very proud of you. donât do that again.
sound off if youâre alive.
itâs not going to work.
â  listen up !! â Â
this is a brand new rp blog for takashi shirogane of dreamworksâ voltron: legendary defender !!  yâall know me by now, but if you donât, itâs silas again !!  space dad is very near && dear to my heart, && while iâm in the process of setting things up, would you mind liking/reblogging this post ??  thanks so much !!
&&. out. Â pls help ??