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Red | 20 | CrockerCorp I must always act as if I was born and raised under her wing; forever compliant, forever hiding. Submit. Obey. Consume. [ Ind. John Crocker ]

[redcrocker-blog]

Squints.

[twilightascension]

don’t act liike you don’t know what ii’m talkiing about. playiing the iingenue doe2n’t 2uiit you.

[redcrocker-blog]

*: Shh, I love you.

[rockthehass-blog]

Haha, Red is a hell of a name! I love it! My name is Harley, Jake Harley! 

*Promptly shakes your hand* It is a pleasure to meet you! 

[redcrocker-blog]

Thank you! Hello Jake! Is that roleplay I spy.

*The shake is eagerly returned!* I do have to say the same, sir!

[twilightascension]

uh huh. you want two explaiin my bruii2e? and how clo2e you keep gettiing two the no no zone?

[redcrocker-blog]

Honestly. Which one.

[redcrocker-blog]

I have a suspicious looking bruise. 70% chance that it was Sollux.

[rockthehass-blog]

redcrocker started following you

Well, wouldn’t you believe it. It’s a Crocker man! I have not seen another in quite some time. I’m grateful for your mutual follow!

[redcrocker-blog]

Well hello stranger! Name’s Red. Red Egbert-Crocker.

[redcrocker-blog]

I should get a tattoo.

[redcrocker-blog]

He’s The Devil™.

[latransmischief-blog]

no!

[redcrocker-blog]

Yes! Believe me. I am but a simple baker.

[twilightascension]

and not only that, but ii have been betrayed by my love 2preadiing 2landerou2 liie2.

[redcrocker-blog]

Sollux isn’t pure. I’m sorry, but you must know the truth.

[latransmischief-blog]

tell me more!

[redcrocker-blog]

He’s The Devil(TM).

[redcrocker-blog]

Sollux isn’t pure. I’m sorry, but you must know the truth.

[redcrocker-blog]

bottleless.

Isa ○ 21 ○ CA i like trees that connect to other trees.

promotes my genie john.

[redcrocker-blog]

Comes back to update my relationships page.

[fullcravings]

Skinny Shamrock Shake

[fullcravings]

Easy Chocolate Bundt Cake

[twilightascension]

In which Sollux messes with his boyfriend crockernimiety. Takes place overnight between 07 March and 08 March 2015 , depending upon timezones. This is terrible, and we are not sorry.

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[foodiers-paradise]

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