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@reddeadsuggestion
Honestly, your blog has made me snort with laughter four (4) times in the last ten minutes - love it :)
thank you I’m glad to be of service and hope some of these suggestions come in handy (or not depending on the suggestion) <3
never comment negatively on a woman's appearance, even if you've just spent several hours collecting flowers for her at the request of her husband and when you finally meet her all you see is her decaying corpse propped up in a rocking chair. it isn't polite.
date a boy who talks softly to animals. date a boy who sings to himself when he’s drunk or alone. date a boy who draws flowers and birds. date a boy who helps strangers for the sake of helping. date a boy who coughs blood due to a terminal disease he caught from violently beating a man for money. date a boy who journals.
every scar on your body is a story. it means you’re real, you’ve lived, you’re alive. no matter how badly those wolves wanted to eat your face, you’ve made it. you still exist.
let's make a fire and sit by it together, heat up some coffee and share our warmth as we listen to the sounds of the forest and the flames and ourselves ripping ass because the only food we have in our inventory is baked beans. let's fall asleep watching the stars.
find yourself a bad boy. one with dark curly hair and pretty brown eyes, whose looks could kill as easily as they swept you off your feet. follow him. love him. dance with him. realize he's not giving you the attention you deserve. falsely admit to ratting him out to the pinkerton detective agency. get shot by his ex.
gentle reminder: alcohol can only numb the pain for so long. no problems can be solved by drinking your life away. unless your problem is that your dead eye is low. in that case, chug that shit.
gentle reminder: alcohol can only numb the pain for so long. no problems can be solved by drinking your life away. unless your problem is that your dead eye is low. in that case, chug that shit.
date suggestion #69: nighttime stroll
find yourself a cutie (redhead recommended) that you absolutely adore. grab a drink or two or a gallon (moonshine pairs best). walk along the winding country roads together. find some nice, thriving fields. watch your new cutie take the lives of a couple men. douse the fields in moonshine. set them alight and watch the flames spread. run from the law.
date a boy who talks softly to animals. date a boy who sings to himself when he’s drunk or alone. date a boy who draws flowers and birds. date a boy who helps strangers for the sake of helping. date a boy who coughs blood due to a terminal disease he caught from violently beating a man for money. date a boy who journals.
date suggestion #69: nighttime stroll
find yourself a cutie (redhead recommended) that you absolutely adore. grab a drink or two or a gallon (moonshine pairs best). walk along the winding country roads together. find some nice, thriving fields. watch your new cutie take the lives of a couple men. douse the fields in moonshine. set them alight and watch the flames spread. run from the law.
i want to make you feel beautiful and clean. like a new you. tell me what you want and i will do everything in my power to give you the confidence you deserve. good job i sharpened up my scissors this morning.
don’t go getting ideas above your station.
take a break from the stress. ride to a small town. stop by the general store and treat yourself to some chocolate. grab a drink with the locals. play a game of cards. take a walk in the fresh air. smile at some strangers. attempt to get back on your horse. accidentally rob someone at gunpoint. go to jail.
hey all, saw a couple reposts and decided to make twitter and instagram so it could at least come from me if they’re gonna be posted to those sites. i’d appreciate it if you boosted this and/or wanted to follow there. thanks for the follows so far! 💕
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hey all, saw a couple reposts and decided to make twitter and instagram so it could at least come from me if they’re gonna be posted to those sites. i’d appreciate it if you boosted this and/or wanted to follow there. thanks for the follows so far! 💕
twitter | insta
you are laying in the soft, dewy grass, surrounded by the trees and shrubbery. the night is quiet and getting cooler as the layer of post-rain humidity begins to lift. your horse sleeps beside you. in this calm, even all the wildlife seems to be resting. for a moment, your worries fade away. nothing is expected of you. you are responsible only for yourself. you reach into a nearby bush and pick a bright pink flower, holding it delicately between your fingers. it’s beautiful. and you’re hungry. surely something so lovely must taste good too. it does not. it tastes bitter. you’ve eaten oleander sage. you have three hours to live.