Widow&#x27;s Sister &amp; SHIELD Resident Therapist

❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ - Kungfupandaman

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“Huh? Is something happening?” Sophia asked, sitting up on the couch and yawning loudly. She squinted at the small television set in their room and sighed. “Eugene, you don’t want me to translate this. It’s best to just not watch the news around here.” She ran a hand through her mussed hair and frowned, just realizing she had dozed off. “Sorry, I guess I was more tired than I thought. What did I miss? Anything important?”

“I still keep in touch with some of the kids, see how they are doing in school, I volunteer at the children’s hospital too. Henry, he has to live there now, he was diagnosed with cancer.. and I got visit and tell stories to the kids there. ” He grinned, shrugging as he realized he was rambling.

“Hey, nature vs nuture, either way it’s your parents fault.” He grinned at his joke, well it wasn’t his but he liked it. “That’s always a hard thing, I mean some stuff is genetic, and some stuff is learned, but it is hard to tell what came from where….. you never know.” His degree us psychology showing as he knew what she was talking about. “Like my little brother is my little mini me… but he never even met our Mom… or Dad.”

“Basically, it’s clearing out older files and refilling them in another room… it’s ridiculous… but I guess someone has to do it.”

Sophia couldn’t help but smile, her heart twisting at the pure soul in front of her. She nodded and fiddled with her hair, feeling rather lucky to have someone nice giving her a few moments of conversation. She tried not to think of all the things that she did that blackened her own soul and instead listened to the man.

She chuckled at his joke, shaking her head. “I imagine it’s very good if he’s anything like you, Eugene,” she said, biting her lip. “Without someone doing the mundane work, this place would be chaos. I enjoy doing my part because disorder in a agency that keeps the world from falling apart most times sounds very bad. We may be the ‘little guys’ but without us, those field agents are well and truly screwed,” she said with a small snicker, beaming with pride.

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❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ - Kungfupandaman

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“Huh? Is something happening?” Sophia asked, sitting up on the couch and yawning loudly. She squinted at the small television set in their room and sighed. “Eugene, you don’t want me to translate this. It’s best to just not watch the news around here.” She ran a hand through her mussed hair and frowned, just realizing she had dozed off. “Sorry, I guess I was more tired than I thought. What did I miss? Anything important?”

He chuckled, closing the box of pizza as he shook his head. “Nope, football is the best, nothing compares at all… wait, what is rugby… is it the one with a stick that’s like a knock off of baseball?”

His eyes lit up at that, grinning wide. “That’s soncool, I have a bachelor’s in psych, I was a case worker for a while before being a gopher agent.”

He laughed, a robust and hearty sound at the last. “Because everyone one says ‘go for’ coffee agent Dunlap, or ‘go for’ take out Agent Dunlap. See… Gopher Agent.”

Sophia couldn’t help the girlish giggle that slipped through her lips. She covered her mouth and shook her head. “No, no. It’s much like American football but less padding and much more action. You should watch it some time,” she explained, smiling brightly.

“A case worker? They do such good work. What made you come to SHIELD?” she asked, tilting her head. She didn’t exactly have the option to continue her work but Eugene seemed to be here by choice.

“Oh, I see. American terms still confuse me sometimes. Do you enjoy being… a gopher?” she asked, finding the word a little silly on her lips. “I would say you could work in my department but none of the agents particularly like me so I wouldn’t want that to happen to you. You’re an easily likable person.”

“So… football?” He chuckled, shaking his head as he shrugged at the next. “I liked working with with the kids…. but there was so much…” He sighed, leaning back. “People do some horrible things to kids… and I still had to be nice to them, and it was hard.”

“I was at the children’s hospital for that unidentified bomb threat.. so I asked about joining… got stuck in paperwork after failing the physical.”

“Yeah gopher…. means I got for stuff alot.” He grinned, shrugging. “I don’t know how much help I would be, I’m currently doing deadfiles.”

Sophia nodded, trying her best not to slip into what some agents called her ‘shrink face.’ She wasn’t even aware she had one but apparently she did and it unnerved people, whether they told her or just thought about it. “That does sound awful,” she mumbled, frowning instead. “I was very lucky to have parents who adopted me and treated me kindly. My sister, uh, wasn’t so lucky. It’s probably why we’re so different. You know the whole, nature versus nurture debate. Though we both did end up at SHIELD so it’s a toss up,” she said, pretending to juggle as if to show the word. She knew the fidgeting was due to the anxiety of talking about her past so she was glad to move forward some. “I should say you got lucky. Being a field agent is much more taxing than paperwork. I’m very happy that I’m behind my desk and not out there. I’m sure... deadfiles aren’t so bad. What are those again?” she asked, raising an eyebrow.

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Sophia sat down with her lunch at the small table, deciding it was either that or stand awkwardly in the corner of the room, crunching on her salad. “Hello,” she said, trying her best not to sound shy. Most of the agents snubbed her when she tried to talk so she was growing wary of conversation. “Is it me or has today felt longer than most?” she asked, with a polite smile.

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❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ - Kungfupandaman

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@kungfupandaman

“Huh? Is something happening?” Sophia asked, sitting up on the couch and yawning loudly. She squinted at the small television set in their room and sighed. “Eugene, you don’t want me to translate this. It’s best to just not watch the news around here.” She ran a hand through her mussed hair and frowned, just realizing she had dozed off. “Sorry, I guess I was more tired than I thought. What did I miss? Anything important?”

He chuckled, closing the box of pizza as he shook his head. “Nope, football is the best, nothing compares at all… wait, what is rugby… is it the one with a stick that’s like a knock off of baseball?”

His eyes lit up at that, grinning wide. “That’s soncool, I have a bachelor’s in psych, I was a case worker for a while before being a gopher agent.”

He laughed, a robust and hearty sound at the last. “Because everyone one says ‘go for’ coffee agent Dunlap, or 'go for’ take out Agent Dunlap. See… Gopher Agent.”

Sophia couldn’t help the girlish giggle that slipped through her lips. She covered her mouth and shook her head. “No, no. It’s much like American football but less padding and much more action. You should watch it some time,” she explained, smiling brightly.

“A case worker? They do such good work. What made you come to SHIELD?” she asked, tilting her head. She didn’t exactly have the option to continue her work but Eugene seemed to be here by choice.

“Oh, I see. American terms still confuse me sometimes. Do you enjoy being... a gopher?” she asked, finding the word a little silly on her lips. “I would say you could work in my department but none of the agents particularly like me so I wouldn’t want that to happen to you. You’re an easily likable person.”

❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ - Kungfupandaman

domestic meme - accepting

@kungfupandaman

“Huh? Is something happening?” Sophia asked, sitting up on the couch and yawning loudly. She squinted at the small television set in their room and sighed. “Eugene, you don’t want me to translate this. It’s best to just not watch the news around here.” She ran a hand through her mussed hair and frowned, just realizing she had dozed off. “Sorry, I guess I was more tired than I thought. What did I miss? Anything important?”

kungfupandaman:

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“See last time I tried to change the channel some muscle head got offended, so I just watch what’s on. No big deal.” He grinned, wiping his hand on his pant leg before offering it to her. “Nice to meet you, Sophia, I’m Eugene… the new gopher agent.”

He grinned, waving off her comment about the nap. “I fell asleep in the gym once, on those big like jumpy mats, those would be the best bed ever.”

“Some of these agents are so obsessed with their American football. I’m not even sure how they get those channels but I don’t tend to ask many questions when hackers are involved. It keeps me out of trouble,” Sophia replied with a soft smile. She took his hand and her smile brightened. “You as well!”

Sophia bit her lip, hiding a giggle that was threatening to escape. “You know, I never thought of that. I just need to sneak a few of those in my office and I’d be set.”

“Hey, no knocking football, it’s the best sport I never had to play.” He grinned, settling back with a sigh after shaking her hand. “I know, right! I need those at my hoise, it would be like bed, chair, everything.” He was grinning, always happy to meet new people.

“So what do you do around here?”

“Let’s be honest, it’s nothing compared to rugby,” Sophia argued playfully, enjoying this casual bit of conversation. She missed small talk way more than she thought she would. Everyone was so nervous around her. Sophia tensed up a little bit but told herself, he wouldn’t mind her job. Eugene was kind, polite and his thoughts were pleasant like the late afternoon sun. “I’m actually the resident therapist here. My sister is a highly skilled agent here and recommended me when my private practice was uh, well… compromised you could say,” she replied, realizing she probably just overshared but she hadn’t talk to anyone at SHIELD past a session and a stilted greeting so she was a little rusty with conversing.

“I used to work with mutants and powered people so I guess they thought I would be a good match. What does a… “gopher agent” do?”

❝ Can you translate the news for me? None of this makes sense. ❞ - Kungfupandaman

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@kungfupandaman

“Huh? Is something happening?” Sophia asked, sitting up on the couch and yawning loudly. She squinted at the small television set in their room and sighed. “Eugene, you don’t want me to translate this. It’s best to just not watch the news around here.” She ran a hand through her mussed hair and frowned, just realizing she had dozed off. “Sorry, I guess I was more tired than I thought. What did I miss? Anything important?”

kungfupandaman:

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“See last time I tried to change the channel some muscle head got offended, so I just watch what’s on. No big deal.” He grinned, wiping his hand on his pant leg before offering it to her. “Nice to meet you, Sophia, I’m Eugene… the new gopher agent.”

He grinned, waving off her comment about the nap. “I fell asleep in the gym once, on those big like jumpy mats, those would be the best bed ever.”

“Some of these agents are so obsessed with their American football. I’m not even sure how they get those channels but I don’t tend to ask many questions when hackers are involved. It keeps me out of trouble,” Sophia replied with a soft smile. She took his hand and her smile brightened. “You as well!”

Sophia bit her lip, hiding a giggle that was threatening to escape. “You know, I never thought of that. I just need to sneak a few of those in my office and I’d be set.”