PROMPTS FROM TASKMASTER SEASON 19
* assorted dialogue from the tv show, adjust as necessary
i understand. i mean, i think you're absolutely fucking stupid for saying it.
if you don't mind, i'd like to just dwell on the regret.
i'm either going to hate you, or i'm going to hate myself.
don't make me look silly.
other people had boyfriends, and i had batman.
you've both met ed sheeran?
i don't think i'm getting paid enough for this.
yeah, i've thought about that more than once a day, every day since.
come on, you little fucker.
you've been raiding the old tombs again, have you?
i'm just happy she's getting laid.
let's see the fruits of their labor.
i painted my whole room when i was a teenager in batman style.
when do you guys ever have fun?
i imagine this is what your house is like. empty.
shut up. shut up with the puns.
i dread to ask what you've brought in.
oh hang on, what's happening there?
so far i agree. do you agree?
i think the best thing for a middle aged man to have on his bedside table is a book of poetry.
you have fifteen minutes.
why are you dressed like this?
i'm busy giving you a dirty look.
when i've finished with you, i'm gonna go to him.
don't worry, we're gonna get married. this is foreplay.
i thought yours was good, as well.
i think probably everyone in the room can do this.
i was just gonna lie down.
i can't actually do that.
i go to friend's houses, and they just pour me red wine out of a bottle. and i think, "you haven't got a decanter."
that's so snooty, i don't even understand it.
have you washed these carrots?
i think you might be close to the edge.
i'm gonna go and get a guitar.
now, super quick question. can i get on the roof?
if you could use one word to describe me, what would it be?
is that you? looks like you.
there is something oddly satisfying about it.
i am a man of my word, and i told you you would get an an opportunity to see me take my trousers and pants down/
i didn't say when or where.
i've seen all the mission impossibles. you aren't in it.
somehow, i had it in my mind i had to crack the code.
what if i hopped the fence and went into the golf course and you never saw me again?
what are you going to do with the shoes?
i went on a date with a woman who was much stronger than me once. and i didn't mind it.
i'm not gonna lie. i crushed it.
listen, you're getting a bit aggressive, okay?
you started as a thoughtful, attentive man and now you're becoming an arsehole.
we were the monsters, weren't we?
i don't really respect myself.
i started crying, and then he took me to mcdonalds.