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Nick J. champagneprxblems

[tricktster]

Hey you guys want to see an actively hilarious bonsai tree?

[tricktster]

(source)

[davepetasprites]

wheres he going……

[redditandchill]

How long will I keep this new icon?  Less than a week?  Probably.

[lovethi5]

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

[420moshdad]

[plague-doctor-daddy]

[valtsv]

your secrets are safe with me because i will forget all of them immediately

[pipasyrup]

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

[redditandchill]

What have I done to my finger?  There’s a cut but I don’t remember getting it.

[redditandchill]

I don’t understand why he was a yes at first, but that’s funny.

[hugo-cumboss-deactivated2017092]

[redditandchill]

New video out.  That was a fun one.

[lucillesballs]

writing something without autocorrect 

[redditandchill]

All I want is a massage.  I ache. 

[waluigiii-deactivated20161015]

[oldlunchmeat]

im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass

[saddest-cat-hours]

[luxgalador]

tell ur dogs i said hi ok?