Oh You Know We Big Purrin'

Why do my fingers smell like wet cat food?

[littleboynamedplatypus]

[hateandloveattack]

@itzpapa-hoe-tl

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[transcephalopod]

This just in: gay men being upset about lack of gay rep and aces rejoicing over homophobic censorship is equivalent to entitled middle class white women yelling at underpaid employees, more at 11

[snootyfoxfashion]

Tea Inspired Art Prints by Oh Jess Marie 

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[someoneidontknow]

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

It would be a real shame if instead of being covered by paint, which can be removed, bronze statues of racists were to come into contact with saltwater or tomatoes and be destroyed by irreversible bronze disease.

[reasonandempathy]

It has literally always been a lie.  These lies have killed millions of Americans over the years.  It has cost the US Trillions of dollars in lost efficiency and higher healthcare costs over the years.  It has helped drag down the life expectancy of the US, meaning, ultimately, that Americans have lost hundreds of millions of years from their lives.

It was always a lie.

[quakerjoe]

[zetrystan]

Each time.

[devipotato]

i got all of the snowboy recipes so i’m making shitty snowmen now. here’s the first one

[devipotato]

here’s another one

[devipotato]

this one is very mad at me

[wizardofgaysex]

hey, congratulations. you follow all the right people. supernatural ended season 15 in March and it has been on netflix for weeks and you had no clue

[vaderlord]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but

[ginger-ale-official]

[anxietyproblem]

[kaijuno]

[kittykattaffy]

Yeah, that doesn't prevent pregnancy.

[kaijuno]

Dfgajagakala it’s so you don’t get a UTI 😂

[jabberwockypie]

*facepalm* So, given that sex ed in the US is a tire fire:

Vagina-having people have a shorter urethra, which means we’re more prone to UTIs because the bacteria doesn’t have to travel as far to get up into your bladder and cause a problem.

Which means if you’re exposing your bits to bacteria (as with sex), peeing will flush out bacteria in the urethra. (Urine isn’t actually sterile - that’s a myth - but you’re *supposed to* have a little bit of bacteria - that’s how bodies work. But it still flushes things out that shouldn’t be there.)

Oh! You should ALSO pee after you masturbate, especially if it involves penetration with fingers/toys/etc

[jabberwockypie]

So I’ve blocked like five transphobes on this post, which I feel should have been relatively uncontroversial.

If you’re one of the people saying “You meant ‘women’”, fuck you. I meant “people who have a vagina, regardless of their gender or lack thereof”, and you can go fuck yourself with a cactus.

And you should pee afterward, so you don’t get a UTI.

[arctic-hands]

[Image Description: a photograph of a wolf in on top of a rock, looking over the forest below. In orange 3D text it says "ALWAYS PEE AFTER SEX". Majestic. End ID]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[transcephalopod]

These q///rplatonic bitches will be like ‘I married the love of my life!!! We’re not in a romantic relationship tho’ and wonder why actual gay people think they’re jokes

I mean it's honestly kinda sad that so many gay people in romantic relationships seem to think their relationship is somehow platonic when they fit the textbook definition of a romantic partnership

[transcephalopod]

I live inan incredibly conservative town and our only form of open gay pride (a rainbow crosswalk) was the subject of vandalism twice in the week it was painted. I’m constantly scared that somebody is going to snap and decide to beat the shit out of me for daring to be gay. I’m scared to talk about my boyfriend in public. I’m scared for my safety, for my life, and all because I’m a bisexual trans man. ‘Allosexual privilege’ my ass. Sometimes I wish I were a cishet ace so I wasnt oppressed

I'm sorry you're going through that, I know how difficult living in a conservative area is. cishet aces rly are completely disconnected huh

[transcephalopod]

"I'm aromantic but I'm in a committed relationship that has everything that romantic relationships have and which everyone perceives as romantic" okay so like....how is aromantic a distinct category then? Why do you need special spaces and activism? This makes my head hurt

"I'm aromantic but I'm in a literal romantic relationship" the contradictions...