❝ beautiful pandemonium. ❞

You crave chaos. You're happiest when the world is in an uproar. You thrive on madness.

[redefiningsanity-blog]

my muse for alyssa is being a lil fickle atm but if you’re all about psychic dudes who love the color pink then you should follow my fandomless oc 8)

[recyclmeme]

An important psa:

If there is one thing you all should know about me, it’s this

                                   I am ALWAYS a up for AUs

And when I say always, I mean always. I have more AU ideas than I can count. Check out my verses page, or ask if I have a particular verse already. If I don’t chances are that I will get excited and make it happen. Never feel shy or bad about throwing an au idea you’d like to do at me, or if we’re mutuals just write me the starter, or send the message. I will sit in my chair and probably scream a little bit because OH MY GOSH AUUUUUUUSSSSSS!!

We can do one long thread, or we can do several short threads. We can have several threads in the same au! It doesn’t really matter as long as you’re happy, and I’m happy, and we get to have fun!

[redefiningsanity-blog]

"So, I found this Vampire Freaks member who looks suspiciously like you. Care to explain?"

     “... A--- Are you kidding me? That’s ridiculous. VampireFreaks is still a thing? I didn’t even know VampireFreaks was still a thing. There’s no way--” 

     --- Unless, of course, the username in question was Sk8ergrl0719. Then, yeah, there definitely was a way.

[kcnsingtcn]

@redefiningsanity

     “Listen, I’m not sure you know what morbid means, because, like–––” There’s an exasperated gesture towards the display case accompanied by a sort of helpless look. “–––That’s a tree. At night. It’s a tree at night with, I don’t know, apples on it or whatever. I mean, sure the crickets are kind of weird, I’ll give you that, but it’s still––––––––it’s a tree. It isn’t morbid. That would be–––you’d need like, corpses and decay and shit.”

[redefiningsanity-blog]

     Now that was some stunned silence right there. Of all the constructive criticism (and Alyssa used that term loosely) directed toward her art, that had to be the most--- well, unexpected to this day. Not morbid enough? What wasn’t morbid about constructing a beautifully haunting image out of dead, preserved bugs? She folded her arms over her chest and snorted. “––––– Well, I have to be honest––– my teacher didn’t exactly approve of my initial idea, which, uh... involved painting flowers on a random dead guy.”

[angstmemes]

First-Time Interaction starter sentences

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.” “I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?” “I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?” “Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?” “Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…” “Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?” “Watch out for that truck!” “Is this your wallet?” “You look very different to your profile picture…” “Look out where you’re going, asshole!” “Did you see that?! He had a gun.” “Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!” “Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…” “I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.” “HELP ME!” “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.” “Are you alright? You look really pale.” “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?” ”Have you lost something? Can I help?” “Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

[dailytmomsen]

Blame all your life on me I gave it all for free

[olivercharlcs--archive-deactiva]

                                                            &&.open rp

                ❝ That doesn’ look all that SAFE… ❞

[redefiningsanity-blog]

          “It’s--... not that bad.” 

     Say what she could, it certainly didn’t seem like a convincing scene: a layer of wet plaster, an arrangement of glass shards and beads, a needle the length of her pinky, and blood -- plenty of it. Hard to believe all of that came out of one tiny pinprick on her index finger, especially considering the amount of meticulous detail in her masterpiece. One thing was certain: the illustration was nothing short of gruesome -- a bloodthirsty queen cloaked in red, right at the epicenter of carnage. It looked like it was plucked straight from her nightmares. Probably because it was.

     She sucked on her finger for a moment, then reached for the drop cloth to cover the mosaic as quickly as she could. “--- Sorry, uh... Didn’t mean to make a mess with all the...” She waved a hand over the clutter of supplies on the table. “... Yeah.”

[loveliesblccding-blog]

@redefiningsanity

         “–––––––––Will you please calm down?”

If she’d known this would be the response to her arrival, perhaps she wouldn’t have bothered to come at all. Not that she’d been expecting a warm welcome, either, but even so. 

[redefiningsanity-blog]

     Calm down? CALM DOWN? If Alyssa hadn’t been shaking like a leaf, she probably would have laughed. Instead, she fought to swallow a scream of fear and frustration. How? How could it be that Queen Red -- catalyst of several generations, former ruler of Wonderland, embodiment of madness -- was STILL ALIVE? She could recall the lost memories --- the wicked claw marks they left on her soul, and how they tore her heart in two. And what about the thumbprint she left in her genetic code? The markings, the wings... that hellish streak of fiery crimson in her hair?

          Blood ties be damned!

     “I––––– I have no idea––– what you’re doing here,” she started lowly, her chest fluctuating in the effort to maintain an even breath. “ –––––––––– But you either need to explain yourself, or you need to disappear from my life––– RIGHT NOW.”

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

-- ＡＢＯＵＴ ＴＨＥ ＭＵＳＥ

[redefiningsanity-blog]

ｇｅｎｅｒａｌ –

height: 5′6″ weight: 119 lbs ethnicity / nationality: white / american occupation: sales associate at butterfly threads (thrift shop); high school student gender: cis-female sexual identification: demisexual romantic identification: demiromantic myers briggs type: isfp alignment: neutral good 

ｓｐｅｃｉｆｉｃｓ –

favorite food: fresh fruit; pastries (particularly cupcakes and croissants) favorite drink(s): citrus tea with honey; fruit smoothies favorite brand: none specifically  favorite hobbies: skateboarding, collecting bugs, creating “mosaics” favorite artist: jeb probably none specifically favorite musician(s): florence + the machine, nirvana, my chemical romance favorite scent(s): paint and chalk; citrus and berries; licorice favorite person people: her parents; jenara; jeb; morpheus

[redefiningsanity-blog]

kcnsingtcn replied to your post:I’m really struggling with writing starters atm,...

i don’t rly do opens buuut i can toss u a starter if you want?

that’s fine with me!! thank you friend ; v ;

[redefiningsanity-blog]

I’m really struggling with writing starters atm, so consider this a reverse starter call! like this post and I’ll respond to one of your opens. 8)

[prismaticemperor-archived-blog]

Send me a pun, any pun, and my muse will react to it.

[dailytmomsen]

Taylor Momsen at the Le Grand Journal Show in Paris, March 2014

[likelancelot-blog]

disney parks starters!!

( for all your ridiculously cheesy/nostalgic needs; includes quotes from attractions in several disney parks )

Pirates of the Caribbean 

❝Dead men tell no tales.❞

❝Don’t tell them __, don’t be a chicken.❞

❝Strike yer colors, ya bloomin’ cockroachers! ❞

❝What be I offered for this winsome wench? ❞

❝Shift yer cargo, dearie, show ‘em your larboard side.❞

❝We’re rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves.❞

❝Drink up me hearties, yo ho! ❞

The Jungle Cruise

❝I’d like to point out some of my favorite plants…that one, that one and that one…❞

❝Watch your head and watch your step. If you don’t watch your head, watch your language, there are children here.❞

❝There’s a dock on the left and a dock on the right. We call that a paradox.❞

❝May I have your attention please: due to circumstances beyond our control…the __ will be operating for the rest of the evening. Thank you.❞

❝I’d like to leave you with some words of wisdom my father shared with me when I turned 18…..GET OUT!❞

❝There it is ladies and gentlemen: the backside of water!❞

Haunted Mansion/Phantom Manor

❝Welcome, foolish mortal(s).❞

❝Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding.❞

❝Of course, there’s always my way. ❞

❝Send us a message from somewhere beyond… ❞

❝They’re assembling for a swinging wake, and they’ll be expecting me.❞

❝There’s a little matter I forgot to mention.❞

❝Hurry back, we would like your company.❞

❝You may not believe it, but beauty once lived in this house. And beauty lives here still.❞

❝A ravishing bride… A vanishing groom.❞

It’s A Small World

❝It’s a world of hopes and a world of fears.❞

❝There’s so much that we share.❞

❝There is just one moon and one golden sun.❞

❝A smile means friendship to everyone.❞

❝It’s a small world after all.❞ 

The Enchanted Tiki Room

❝My siestas are getting shorter and ‘shorter…❞

❝Oh, look at all the people!❞

❝Let’s put on a show!❞

❝Welcome to our tropical hideaway.❞

❝Quit talking while I’m interrupting!❞

Epcot

❝We create a better world for ourselves and our children.❞

❝Verged on the threshold of infinity, we see our world as it truly is: small, silent, fragile, alive, a drifting island in the midnight sky.❞

❝If we can dream it, we really can do it.❞

❝A dream can be a dream come true with just that spark in me and you. ❞

❝Pride is one of our nation’s passions.❞

❝One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation.❞

❝Oh, there are so many places to dream about.❞

❝We built America, and the process made us Americans, a new breed, routed in all races.❞

❝The golden age never was the present age.❞

❝If you’ll pardon an old man’s/woman’s pride.❞

❝Let your new dawn lead to the final sunset on my people’s suffering.❞

❝I see men of my own race treated as outlaws or shot down like animals.❞

❝We weren’t dreamers. We were visionaries.❞

Hollywood Studios

❝It’s called “A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America”.❞

❝Besides, they’re tourists. What do they know?❞

❝You got a minute and a half.❞

❝What foolishness would you like to see?❞

❝You are about to discover what lies beyond the deepest, darkest corner of the imagination.❞

❝A warm welcome back to those of you who made it.❞

❝You have just entered – the twilight zone.❞

❝We know you have this rebel spy on board.❞

❝And I thought I hated space travel.❞

❝Um, excuse me, you don’t seem to understand.❞

❝I want that spy!❞

❝Some imagination, huh?❞

Closed/Other/Misc

❝The Big Apple. New York, New York. City of ten million dreams … and one parking space.❞

❝There is a great and lasting truth about the family of man. A truth which separates us from all the other creatures of the Earth. We can dream.❞

❝Impossible? No, sir. This may be improbable, but believe me, it’s not impossible.❞

❝Use your head, don’t lose your head.❞

❝I know this is probably your first flight, and it’s…mine too.❞

and, of course:

❝Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas.❞

[redefiningsanity-blog]

Alyssa, be honest. You had an account on Vampire Freaks -- didn't you?

          “--- I... have no idea what you’re talking about. Seriously.”

     Her lie sounded a little too effortless, if she had to be honest. --- Ah, but, wait... Was that a little flush taking over her cheeks? Could it be that... she was hiding something? With a redness that intense, she must have been hiding a deep, dark secret -- something only the front-desk computer at Butterfly Threads knows.

[coral]

She thought she was independent and strong, but she got one small taste of love and she was hungrier than anyone. She was ravenous.

Ann Brashares, Girls In Pants: The Third Summer of the Sisterhood (via feellng)

[regretfulcrimsoneyes-blog]

Bother my muse with really personal questions.