Neophyte Redglare

《OFF1C14L™》 《TH3Y/TH3M • 4DULT》 《@Voidlace 1S MY W1F3》

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Dualscar - @shrimplyghostie Redglare - Me

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[♏︎]: Ah, Neophyte, I assumed you would 8e tethered to your husktop. A lamenta8le st8te our legal system has devolved into, displaying a remarka8le laxity and inattention toward the miscreants of Alternia, would you not agree? In an ironic twist, I ought to express gratitude for this platform that has a8sor8ed so much of your time—my ventures have flourished as a result. And what do you do on here all day, scroll through the 'pir8core" tags and growl at it, is it?

REDGLARE : >:?

I'm afraid I can't let you do that just yet, dutiful Neophyte.

REDGLARE : oh just wh4t 1 n33d3d, 4noth3r p3st! th1s t1m3 4 n4m3l3ss on3 >:[

Your acumen for identifying nuisances is truly unparalleled. Rest assured, my name is not withheld out of ignorance or insignificance but rather as a courtesy, sparing you the burden of grappling with the complexities of a title that transcends the limitations of mere language. Names are but ephemeral vessels, and I, my dear, am beyond such trivialities.

REDGLARE : SNOR3! 1 h4v3 no 1nt3r3st 1n b31ng talked to by 4 cond3sc3nd1ng n4rr4tor. go 4w4y.

As you wish, my dear Redglare. May your endeavors be as swift as your temper. Until our paths cross again.

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[♏︎]: The continuous sweeps of pardoning guilty seadwellers seem to have taken a toll on your sanity, evident in your confidence in la8elling my escapades which have lasted longer than your entire lifespan as "fleeting."

[♏︎]: But then again, I would not anticip8te anything different from a leglacer8tor. If we are discussing things that are "fleeting," consider the loosening morals law enforcement exhi8its toward the preachers of the Mirthful Messiahs and their death cult, often turning a 8lind eye to crimes more egregious than my own.

[♏︎]: Your affinity for 8lood money far surpasses mine. Perhaps that is why my unapologetic seafaring lifestyle irks you. I might 8e a swindler, 8ut at least I do not manipul8te the records to falsely accuse a low8lood for crimes committed 8y castes that you are too cowardly to apprehend.

[♏︎]: My targets drape themselves in violet silks and dine with the most exotic of teas and spices, everyone is a fair target on the waters, an honest way of living - perhaps you should try it sometime.

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REDGLARE : M1ndf4ng, your s3lf-r1ght3ous r4mbl1ngs 4r3 4s tw1st3d 4s your mor4l1ty. You sp34k of hon3sty 4nd f41r t4rg3ts but h4v3 you 3v3r cons1d3r3d thos3 th4t 4r3 vuln3r4bl3 4nd c4ught up 1n th4t crossf1r3? 1t s33ms th4t you just lov3 l34v1ng ch4os 4nd suff3r1ng 1n your w4k3. Your 3sc4p4d3s m4y h4v3 l4st3d long3r th4n my l1f3sp4n, but th3y 4r3 noth1ng mor3 th4n 4 t3st4m3nt to your 4ud4c1ty 4nd l4ck of r3mors3.

REDGLARE : Your so-c4ll3d 'hon3st w4y of l1v1ng' 1s noth1ng but 4 f4c4d3 for your s3lf1sh d3s1r3s. Th3 s34s m4y b3 your pl4yground, but m4rk my words, M1ndf4ng, your r31gn of l4wl3ssn3ss w1ll com3 to 4n 3nd. B3 1t my h4nd or som3on3 3ls3's, just1c3 w1ll 4lw4ys pr3v41l.

REDGLARE : ....

REDGLARE : 1 don't 3xp3ct you to und3rst4nd my go4ls, but 1 4ssur3 you 1 4m do1ng my b3st to m4k3 sur3 th1ngs c4n ch4ng3 for th3 b3tt3r.

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[♏︎]: Ah, Neophyte, I assumed you would 8e tethered to your husktop. A lamenta8le st8te our legal system has devolved into, displaying a remarka8le laxity and inattention toward the miscreants of Alternia, would you not agree? In an ironic twist, I ought to express gratitude for this platform that has a8sor8ed so much of your time—my ventures have flourished as a result. And what do you do on here all day, scroll through the 'pir8core" tags and growl at it, is it?

REDGLARE : >:?

I'm afraid I can't let you do that just yet, dutiful Neophyte.

REDGLARE : oh just wh4t 1 n33d3d, 4noth3r p3st! th1s t1m3 4 n4m3l3ss on3 >:[

Your acumen for identifying nuisances is truly unparalleled. Rest assured, my name is not withheld out of ignorance or insignificance but rather as a courtesy, sparing you the burden of grappling with the complexities of a title that transcends the limitations of mere language. Names are but ephemeral vessels, and I, my dear, am beyond such trivialities.

REDGLARE : SNOR3! 1 h4v3 no 1nt3r3st 1n b31ng talked to by 4 cond3sc3nd1ng n4rr4tor. go 4w4y.

As you wish, my dear Redglare. May your endeavors be as swift as your temper. Until our paths cross again.

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Redglare, what do you think of your job? Also what do you do to relax afterwards? No matter if you love your job or not, working is nonetheless tiring atleast a bit...

REDGLARE : 4 l1ttl3 t1r1ng 1s 4n und3rst4t3m3nt. 1 r4r3ly h4v3 t1m3 to r3l4x 3sp3c14lly s1nc3 th1ngs h4v3 b33n g3tt1ng out of control w1th thos3 who choos3 to go 4g41nst th3 3mp1r3. 4lso c4n you PL34S3 shut th4t door. th3 no1s3 m4k3s 1t h4rd to focus.

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DOLOROSA: Go+o+d Mo+rning Neo+phyte... DOLOROSA: I Was Info+rmed Yo+u Seeked Attentio+n DOLOROSA: It Seems Mine Wo+uld Be Appro+priate Fo+r The Occasio+n DOLOROSA: Augh I Suppo+se Theres Time Eno+ugh To+ Tro+ll Yo+u DOLOROSA: https://the-dolorosa-official.tumblr.com/

REDGLARE : norm4lly 1 wouldn't m1nd your comp4ny. . .but 1sn't 1t too d4ng3rous for you to b3 1n th3 3mp1r3 r1ght now >:?

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Trick or treat!

REDGLARE : now stop com1ng ov3r to my h1v3!

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How difficult is it to get your giant dragon to take a bath?

REDGLARE : you'd b3 surpr1s3 but Pyr4lsp1t3 4ctu4lly 3njoys t4k1ng on3!

REDGLARE : 1t just t4k3s 4 LOT of t1m3 to g3t cl34n >:[

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wh4t 4n odd th1ng to s4y.

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Hi redglare! What do you think of mindfang?

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(1/??)

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(( ooc: did you model her office on the principal's office from vast error? ))

[ OOC: Havent gotten that far into vast error yet but i def see the similarities on the color schemes! Need to catch up on the webcomic already bc im hearing so many good things about it ToT!!! ]

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1 suppos3 1 c4n 4nsw3r som3 qu3st1ons to k1ll th3 t1m3. tod4y h4s b33n r4th3r slow 1n th3 off1c3. [ OOC: MOVED ACCOUNTS AND NOW THIS IS MY REDGLARE ASK BLOG ] 

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