I Give In

Mel, RvB sideblog, I love my red idiots :] Main blog is dishesoap

[redhotcarolina]

donut makes good on a promise

[jaxbeetle]

[shotgunslap]

carolina and wash are like, a pair of gay friends who kissed exactly once and were both so put off by the experience that they agreed to never talk about it again

[a-daks]

People forget that a pivotal part of Carolina’s backstory is that she dressed up and went out to clubs

like that bitch could party Everyone acts like she was always some stuck up prude like she wasn’t hanging halfway out of a stall while hyping up random girls’ titties in the club bathroom in her day

[a-daks]

thank you for this incredibly true addition

[red-vs-red]

[red-vs-red]

[xziris]

DNI if: you’ve ever had a crush on your team’s tank, you ever fucked a rock outside your team’s base, you have ever been shot by your own teammates more than once, you had to be reminded that rocks aren’t people, you don’t know the difference between Texas and taxes, you ever had an alien’s baby, you helped a convicted criminal commit identity theft to replace someone on your team, you’ve ever had more than one Freelancer on your team, or you’ve never been a Red.

[redhotcarolina]

I already made this post ages ago but I edited some things so shhhh

[redhotcarolina]

‘wash, i could kiss you!’

[redhotcarolina]

blood gulch blues vs the freelancer badasses / turning trixie vs the termiskater

[dishesoap]

listen i am WELL aware of how terrible red vs blue is. i KNOW. im also seasons behind snd unlikely to ever catch up, because i do not care. but listen. i will always have a weak spot for inane comedies that heel face turn into somewhat serious stories, and theres just something about assholes being irredeemably assholes, and also hating each other with extreme passion, and sure theyre friends and theyd die for each other but they HATE each other. and im a slut for that.

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

I wonder if there's still people out there who think rvb stopped airing after 5 seasons

[dishesoap]

OH WHAT’S THIS IS IT MORE OF MY RVB OC YES YES IT IS

Captain Lee and Lieutenant Volleyball, on some weird mongoose-motorcycle hybrid

[dishesoap]

I spent logic drawing my rvb oc her name is lee and she’s gay so she has to be on red team In better news now i want to do more rvb art (I’ve been doing so much fma lately but??? I miss rvb)

[dishesoap]

Tucker: wait the reds have a girl??? Bow chicka bow wow

Caboose: oh tucker do not bother i hear she is a lesser bean and beans only love other plants

Tucker: caboose do you mean lesbian??

Caboose: ugh. No, Tucker, a lesbian is someone who acts in plays! Duh!

Church: …thats a thespian, Caboose.

Caboose, later: Lee I hope you upgrade to a greater bean soon

Lee: bitch me too the fuck

[dishesoap]

i heard it was femslash february????

[kananeski]

I got a wild hair a few weeks back to draw a bunch of the rvb ladies in professional attire. So it’s rather fitting Sherry and Ohio ended up in NOT THAT.

From left to right, top to bottom: Agent Carolina, Sheila, South Dakota, Kimball, 479er, Dr. Grey, CT, Kai, Jensen, and Sherry and Ohio.

[redhotcarolina]

feeling gay 4 tex in this quarantine tonight lads